ZOOM, Series I; 313

Presentation of the of this program is made possible in part by a grant from general foods corporation and by public television stations and a grant from the ford foundation My name's Danny. I'm Edith. I'm Mike. I'm Donna. I'm Timmy. My name's Lauren. I'm Neil. Who are you?

What do you do? How are you? Let's hear from you We need you So won't you zoom, zoom, zoom-a-zoom Come on and zoom-a-zoom-a-zoom Come on, give it a try We're gonna show you just why We're gonna teach you to fly, high Come on and zoom, come on and zoom, zoom Come on and zoom, come on and zoom, zoom Zoom is made possible by grants from McDonald's Corporation and McDonald's Restaurants Fund and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. Dr. Dick Quaker of Palatine, Illinois sent in a funny game.

The rules are easy. All you need is to make a handful of cards to play Bunny Bones. Okay, thumb to forehead. AC. What's the name? What's the name? Ear to ear. Listening in. Knee to hip. Lucky fella. They're giving us all the good ones. Elbow to elbow. What? Elbow to Elbow. Elbow to Elbow. They would have called this game Emergency War. Shoulder to Elbow. All these people are in car accidents and they come in all twisted. Okay. Hands to nose. Elbow to knee. Elbow to knee. I'm here you have to keep that wait does she have to keep her elbow there no

Elbow to knee to... Oh yeah! Foot to hand! Foot to what? It has to be her hand Hand to elbow! What? Hand to elbow Please give us a good one Hand to hand Ear to elbow. Ear to elbow. No! You got it. Your ears are here. Shoulder to shoulder. Shoulder to shoulder. Shoulder to shoulder. Toe to ankle. Oh, no, see, I'm like this. I'm just resting my hand, you know? Ah, good, I took it advantage. Hand to ankle.

Hand on! No, it's their turn. Okay, okay, now I'm going to put my... Okay, hold it, hold it. Never, never, never. Yeah, I hope so. You're slowing down to a trot. Tickle, you know. You got it? You got it? Yeah. My feeling was... We won! Do you know who I am? Yeah, you're Count Zumula. I am Count Zumula. Oh, you said that, didn't you? Yeah. Want to try something? A lot of kids wrote in and asked us to sing a song called I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly. Sing it with us. I know an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed a spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die. I know an old lady who swallowed a bird. How absurd to swallow a bird. She swallowed a bird to catch the spider that wriggled and jiggled and jiggled inside her. She swallowed a spider to catch the fly I don't know why she swallowed a fly Perhaps she'll die I know when I'm a lady who swallowed a cat Imagine that she swallowed a cat She swallowed a cat to catch the bird She swallowed a bird to catch the spider It's wrinkled and wiggled and timquled inside She swallowed a spider to catch the fly I don't know why she swallowed a fly Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.

What a hog, you swallow a dog. She swallowed the dog to catch the cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird. She swallowed the bird to catch the spider. Swallowed a billet and dinkled and tailed inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die. I know an old lady that swallowed a goat Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat She swallowed a goat to catch the dog She swallowed the dog to catch the cat She swallowed the cat to catch the bird She swallowed the bird to catch the bird She swallowed the bird to catch her Swallowed the bird to catch the bird I know why she swallowed the flies Perhaps she'll bite I knew an old lady who swallowed a cow I don't know how she swallowed a cow She swallowed a cow to catch the goat She swallowed the goat to catch the dog She swallowed the dog to catch the cat She swallowed the cat to catch the bird

The birds tied it back And it tingles inside her She swallowed the crust like the cat to fly I don't know why She swallowed a fly Perhaps she'll die I know an old lady who swallowed a horse She's dead, of course It's, ugh! Ayushita! That was terrible. That was awful. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Thank you. It's not working.

We'll be right back. We'll be right back.

Oh, my God. ¶¶ If you'd like to learn

how to make a water wheel, send a self-addressed stamped envelope to Zoom, and we'll send you a Zoom card. Here's a recipe me and my sister like to make. It's called fruit salad. What you need is... One peach sliced and pitted, one pear all sliced up, one apple all sliced up, one orange peeled, two carrot sticks peeled, one celery stick, one half lemon, and one small can of whole berry cranberry sauce. What you do is you take the peach and you cut it up and put it in the bowl. Then take a pear and slice that up.

Then take your apple slices and put them in the bowl. and take the orange and put it into sections and put that in the bowl. Then take the carrot sticks and the celery sticks and slice them up into small pieces and put those in the bowl. Then mix the fruit and vegetables together. Then put in the juice of one half lemon. And this can of whole berry cranberry sauce.

And mix it up. Then serve it. Each week at this time, Zoom invites you to try it at home. Here's something you can try at home. Sent in by Keith Robertson of Swords Creek, Virginia. Try to tie a bow knot with a piece of string without using your thumbs. I'm going to use Lori's wrist. I'm thinking of that word that you use.

what word it's when you get the victory you say a certain word hooray um i'm doing it i'm doing it she did it now where's the present i did it Ear-to-ear! It's me! I'm nursing my hair! It looks like we're necking! Okay! Need a hit! Need a hit! I got it! Elbow-to-elbow! Oh, that's hard! Shoulder-to-elbow! Uh, got it! Yeah, my tail! I can't see the thing in there! Yeah! Uh, hand to nose. Oh! Tell me when they find. Yes, finger to nose. Hand to nose.

Ah! Elbow and knee. Ah! Whoa! I can't expect it to be there. I can't expect it to be there. I can't expect it to be there. Ah! It doesn't like me. Foot to hand. No, I can do it. Pick this leg up. All right. You have to keep this here. You have to keep that here. All right. I'm on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, whenever I see food I eat it Hi, I'm Mary Ellen Rose, and I live in Gloucester, Mass., and I play the bagpipes. I always wanted to be in any kind of a band anyway, but when my sister Dawn brought her

bagpipes so that was it I just had to try them playing the bagpipes it's really complicated because you gotta have a lot of wind and when you do have enough ones you get this bag really blown up high I had like this until you can't get any other wind into it Blowing is only part of it because you have to be able to blow the mouth nail and push with your elbow like this. It's really hard to get the coordination down. Besides having to be able to blow with your mouth and push with your elbow really hard,

you've got to be able to get the coordination of marching. that's the way you're supposed to do it without you know falling down or anything our band's like a home band like we're just like all friends we sort of kick around with each other I'm being dis-disciplined a little bit, but most important is not being strict. That's completely out. Being happy and enjoying what we're doing is really what's important. What I'm thinking about when I'm marching in the parade is mostly to keep in step and

to look good. You're not supposed to look over to the side. I don't really see anybody but the person in front of me because, like, everybody's so much taller. My favorite part is entertaining people. You know, if they're really sad, it sort of cheers them up. It gets them in a really good mood. It makes them happy and everything. When I'm watching Gloucester, everybody knows you.

And you start laughing, and you can't blow the pipes up. But you try and look best in Gloucester, because everybody knows you. After a good parade dinner, I really feel really good, because I sort of entertain people. It's like giving them a show or something, but it's really good because we're not that great, but we're as good as we can. Tell me something. Is it bad luck to be followed by a cat? It depends. Are you a man or a mouse?

just say it out loud money money no I want we gotta jump down turn around pick a bale of cotton jump down turn around pick a bale of timothy jump down turn around pick a bale of cotton jump down turn around pick a bale of cotton Forget it. Oh, Lordy, pick a bell cut. Oh, Lordy, pick a bell cut. Oh, Lordy, pick a bell cut. Oh, Lordy, pick a bell cut. Gotta jump down, turn around and pick a bell cut. Jump down, turn around and pick a bell cut. Can't beat or joke this. Oh, Lordy, pick a bell cut. I can't beat her, George. Hello. Thank you. Are you Frankenzoom?

No, I'm Zoominstein. Okay, here's a barrel sent in by Monita Oliver, Chicago, Illinois. Try this one. Lie down on your back, place a cup on your forehead, and try to get up without letting it fall off. And to find out what's inside today. That's Dracula. Dracula! Dracula! Dracula! Hey, James! You mad! What, what, what? What are you, what? What are you, what? What are you, what? Alright, get down to him. A sailor, I'ma put on his white paint. Oh, sorry.

Big deagle! That white paint! Seriously, folks! Good night! Good night! Good work! Oh, I've got it! A terrific headache! Oh, it's every time we go to school! Like that? Holy Zambini! Yay! You get the cup. Z moment. I put Z on Z forehead. Wow! Wow! Go like that. Yeah, that's right. You have your glasses to adjust. No, I don't. Okay, Michael. Here we go. All right.

All right, Michael. you can do it of course I can no take some rubber cement and put it on rubber Don't fall. Use your hands. No. Right. Come on, Mike. You can't come down. Oh, when the trumpet sounds a call, oh, when the trumpet sounds a call, oh, when the trumpet Lord, I want to be in that number When the trumpet sounds a call We are traveling in the footsteps Of those who've gone before And you'll all be reunited

On our new and sunlit shore Oh, when the saints go marching in Oh, when the saints go marching in Oh, Lord, I want to be in that number When the saints go marching in And when the sun begins to shine And when the sun begins to shine Oh, Lord, I want to be in that number When the sun begins to shine Yes Lord Some folks say this world of trouble

Is the only one we need But I'm waiting for that morning When a new world is revealed Oh, when the saints go marching in Oh, when the saints go marching in Oh, Lord, I want to be in that number When the saints go marching in And when the sun, and when the sun, gets to shine, and when the sun, begins to shine, Lord, I want to be in that number, when the sun, oh, when the sun begins to shine, amen, yes, Lord, oh, Why don't you sit down and

And write something for us to put on Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, Zoom! Come on, give it a try. We're gonna show you just why. We're gonna teach you to fly high. zoom is made possible by grants from mcdonald's corporation and mcdonald's restaurants fund and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. Presentation of this program was made possible in part

by a grant from General Foods Corporation and by public television stations and a grant from the Ford Foundation. Thank you.