ZOOM, Series I; 320

The THE END Come on and zoom-a, zoom-a, zoom-a, zoom Everybody's doing it, everybody's pooping it

Everybody's having a ball, yeah So won't you zoom, zoom, zoom-a, zoom Come on and zoom-a, zoom-a, zoom I'm Mike My name's Rose I'm Hector I'm Dada I'm Timmy My name's Sean I'm Dee Who are you? What do you do? How are you? Nothing from you We need you So won't you zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom Zoom is made possible by grants from the

McDonald's Corporation and McDonald's Restaurants Fund, and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. Here's a tongue twister sent in by Amanda Paye of Kennewick, Washington. And she writes, Dear Zoom, see how fast you can do this one. Which is the witch that wished the wicked witch? Sure. Which is the witch that wished the wicked witch? Wish. Which, wish, what? which is the witch that witch the wicked wish which is the witch that what's the wicked wish which is the witch that wished the wicked which wish the which is the witch you can do it okay here's the play it's sent in by Diana Angela and Christopher Loren of Manchester, Mass. It's called the big game.

Okay, you guys, this is the big game! Yay! It bends a lot! Yay! I want you guys to get out there and get that ball! Yay! I want you guys to hit! Yay! I want you guys to hit, hit, hit! Yay! I want you guys to drive the other team into the mud! Yay! Yay! Yay! Okay, let's go! All right! All right! Blue 24! Blue 24! Set! Cut! Cut! That's not exactly what I had in mind. It wasn't? I didn't want you to carry the ball and fumble it! I want you to run with it! Now this time, Mac, go down to that end, not that end, that end, and you're going to pass it over to Sam.

Sam, when you get the ball, don't run to the goal. Run around in circles and fool them out a little bit. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Okay, let's go, let's go! I want a touchdown, okay? Come on in, Sam. Stop putting it in circles. What'd we do wrong this time? You let the other team score a touchdown. but i passed it to him and what did you do i really tricked him out i threw it to the other team oh dummy why couldn't i get mercury more of some larry song that's too bad matter of fact why didn't i listen to my mother and become a doctor hey if you think you're so good why don't you go out and try it yourself good yeah yeah come on don't go ahead yeah i think great you are

Yeah, right on, coach, you see? Nothing to it. It's time to roll out the barrel. Okay, here's a Zoom barrel sent in by Evelyn Gratton of Manchester, New Hampshire. Jump in the air and see how many times you can tap your heels together before you land on the ground. Good luck and have fun. And to find out what's inside today. I can't do it.

Oh, Sean did it. Get him, go ahead. Up. One. I'm going to do it once. Two. No, but you didn't clap your heels together. Yes, you did. He went like this. Or something like that. No, he went like that. Here we go, once! Remember, if all things were one thing, well, here's another one. If all elephants and mice were one thing, what a lovely el-house that would be. it help you yes I like some bird seed that'll be 75 cents please oh by the way what kind of

bird you have oh I don't have one if you don't have a bird then why do you need the bird seed I'm going to grow one silly Do-a-zoom-do, do-a-zoom-do, do-a-zoom-do, do-a-zoom-do. Thank you. Thank you.

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If you want to know how to make a bird feeder, write Zump. and we'll send you a zoom card with the instructions zoom phenomenon what's a zoom phenomenon hang on you'll see okay i'm gonna show you guys how to make

a star form by itself just by using four toothpicks and what you do is you break the toothpicks in the middle as far in the middle as you can get them. Squeeze them together and you put them in like a circle. How come you use the cardboard? Well you can use anything that won't absorb the water when you put it on. If you break the whole thing and it comes apart just put just use another toothpick how many things are you using five toothpicks i'm using five but you can use four four or five oh i see then you take an eyedropper or a spoon or Anything? Yeah. Wait. Wait a sec. Yeah. They're alive. I guess I won't say how old each other. No.

My name is Tootie Piggy. Wicked. They all move together. Aww. That's cute. You think that's cute. if all ostriches and camels and rhinoceros were one thing what a lovely Ostromeloceros, that would be. That is how we go. Thank you very much, friends. Thank you. And welcome to our Ozark Opry search for talent. We got kids here today from all over the Middle West, and we're going to get on with the talent, and we hope that you enjoy it. What do you say? Let's go, gang. Lee Mace is my uncle.

He owns the Ozark Opry. Twice a year, Uncle Lee has a talent show. I'm performing here at the Search for Talent tonight. People come from all over the Midwest. and there's all kinds of people young ones and old ones and some of them can sing good some of them can't i like to walk around and watch other groups rehearse okay you're going to do collage and you're going what are you doing you dance and sing I think it's a little too fast. I think it would be better if you did it a little bit slower. I'm pretty lucky that he helps me with my singing because he knows a lot about country music. Oh, Lord, my God, when I'm awesome, I'm wonderful. No, no, it's still not quite the idea.

Here we go. I started singing when I was about five. I sung with a record until I got my guitar and I started playing my guitar and singing along with that. Let's stand up. Let's stand up. you sing better stand up you can't sit down pull your belly in there hold your head up really bear down okay i've got a never-ending love for you from now on that's all i'm gonna do ain't got no rainbow ain't got no The worst part of the show is really wait.

Sometimes you have to wait hours for your turn. When you're in love, you find those little arrows down here. Are you ever sticky? No, not really. Not really? Sure, not just a little bit, eh? Yeah. Jesus Christ is King. Jesus Christ is still the King of Kings, King of Kings. Who'd you say was coming again? His name is Jesus. Who'd you say was coming again? His name is Jesus. When I grow up, I want to be a singer and sing on the Opry,

just like my friend Rose. I've got a never-ending love for you From now on, that's all I want to do From the first time we met, I knew I'd sing my never-ending song love for you After all this time of being alone We can love one another Feel for each other from now on Lord, I feel so good I can hardly stand in never-ending love for you Up now on, that's all I want to do From the first time we met, I knew I'd sing my never-ending song for you All right, ladies, thank you, thank you very much

That's what I am all the time Just a plain country girl all the time Every day and every night All the time is all the time Just a plain country girl all the time Each week at this time, Zoom invites you to Try It at Home I know something you can make just by using a cork It's a cork face. And one of the things you can use it for is to hang up your toothbrush. And all you need is a cork cut in half like this one. Some tacks, hooks, glue, some yarn, and a pair of scissors. First, you need to give it some eyes.

And then a mouth. Next I think I'll give it some hair. You need some glue to attach it to the top. And last but not least, a hook. And there you have it, a cork face.

Okay, you guys, here's a game sent in by Lisa Sampone of Amsterdam, New York. She writes, Dear Zoom, I have a game for you to play. It's a relay race. Get two folding chairs, two umbrellas, two raincoats, and two noisemakers. Now make two teams. Got the teams? Yeah. The first person on each team must run to the chair, set it up, put on the raincoat, sit in the chair, put up the umbrella, cross his legs, and blow the noise maker. You got that? Yep. On your mark, get set. Go! Don't hurry up! Don't hurry up! Don't hurry up! Come on! You can do it! Don't hurry up!

Come on, Don, hurry! Blow it! Pass your legs! Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up! Self-protective brings the stuff. I know. This opens itself. Give me the stuff, give me the stuff. Right on here. Oh, take it. The stuff, the stuff, the stuff. Give me the stuff, give me the stuff. Come on, heavy, hurry. Go. Go. Come on, Mike. Mike, come on. Back up, back up, back up, back up. Hurry up. Michael. Mike, sit down. Pick up the umbrella. Hurry up. Okay, that's enough, Mike. Come on! Hurry, Mike! Mike, Mike! Don't look! I'm leaving. Come on! Come on! Come on! Push it down! Come on! Bring the stuff! Go! Go! Sit up! Go Rose!

Go Rose! Go Rose! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Button! Button! You're wrong! You're wrong, mother! What happened? That's so funny! What happened? What happened? No! Look at that! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Yay! What do you think heaven would look like? Lots of cotton with angels flying all around. Like all people dancing. I think it has a lot of trees and birds and beautiful things like that. A palace. Stars. It probably looks like it's all blue and cloudy.

It has like fog up in it. St. Peter's there at the gates, and he lets you in if you're good or bad. There are all these clouds. And blue. And blue. And they're condensed. There's all fog and stuff. And you come to this place where there's like this big gate. There's some big fancy letters. Heaven! And when you get there, the gates slowly open up. And the place seems to change. And all these people working around, putting wings on kids. Crencing my contours. I'm putting hair holes on you. Yeah. Shouting through head. I think it's going to, if I went to heaven, it'd be boring, because I don't want to sit all day with a harp singing. My heaven would be, like, having no schools and no work. That's heaven already. And, well, you're having all these friends up there playing with you and everything so you don't have to go to work. You play games and everything. Got these houses for one person.

To be like, have this big, huge mansion, not really a mansion, have a mansion with all these kids in it. Just all my friends, right? Not, like, have all my friends that I really, really like live in the same house. Something like a slumber potty or something. Yeah, forever and ever. And, like, we all sleep in the same room. We have a swimming, it's a big, huge room, about as big as, yeah. And you've got a swimming pool in the middle. and a pool table and a television and a pinball machine and everything in it like um you know everything that people would like like there'd be a section for pool tables a section for pinball machines a section for swimming pools there'd be all these different sections so all the people who come up and say hmm i think i'll try some pinball today you have this big long table 200 two thousand feet long yeah food on it just food turkey roast beef ham steak steak chicken french fries clams everything every food works every food except liver and squash

Yeah. Oh, my song, she am a maiden bear Singin' pah-wah-doodle all day With laughing eyes and curly hair Pah-wah-doodle all day Fairly well, fairly well Fairly well, my fairy bay For my coosie and I'm going to see my coosie And I'm singin' pah-wah-doodle all day Oh, I came to a river and I couldn't get across

Singin' pah-wah-doodle all day And I jumped upon a fella and I thought he was a horse Potty, white, doodle all day Oh, I passed over sitting on a railroad track Singing potty, white, doodle all day A prick in his teeth with a carpenter's tack Potty, white, doodle all day Farewell, farewell, farewell, my fairy fae Oh, I'm off to Louisiana for to see my Susie And I'm singing potty, white, doodle all day Thank you. Behind the bar, down on my knees, singing Polly Wally Doodle All Day.

I thought I'd heard that chicken sneeze, Polly Wally Doodle All Day. He sneezed so hard with a whooping cough, singing Polly Wally Doodle All Day. He sneezed his head and tail right off, Polly Wally Doodle All Day. Farewell, farewell, farewell, my fairy face. Or I'm off to Louisiana, put a seat like Susie, and I'm singing Polly Wally Doodle All Day. Very well, very well, very well, my very day Oh, I'm off to Louisiana, want to see my Susie And sing a part of what I do all day Wally doodle! Why don't you sit down and write something for us to do on Zoom? Zoom! Zoom is made possible by grants from McDonald's Corporation and McDonald's

Restaurants Fund and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.