Lee Mace's Ozark Opry

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Oh good for I don't know where they got all that foul language with another you know one of the Hoovers in the camping you bought him a brand new motorhome. We go are chick you know and then you go tell you about his new motor home and little camping trip is fiction. You know my wife and I bought a new camper this year and we've been trying to figure out what we're going to take our vacation so she's been right in all the campgrounds trying to figure out where we want to stay. And matter of fact I've got a letter here that my wife wrote to one of the campgrounds and then I got the answer that we got back from the campground and well I can explain himself. All right my wife's letter first dare M.K. away. We're planning an extended vacation this year and we would like some information on your camp Graham such as facing recreation and the convenience of a bathroom commode. She's really got that Scratch-Cat you've got bathroom scratched out you got basically got abbreviated there will be barefoot or right bathroom in a letter. Yeah as we're planning to spend most of our time in your area we would like to be

as close to the bathroom commode. Well she's got it scratched out again. They said they would like to be as close to the basi as possible. Well the fella from the campground he read the letter over and over you know and he couldn't quite figure out what you meant by base a course at what he you know we'd call it a bathroom commode around the house you know the only thing he could figure he thought she was inquiring about the local Baptist church. You see bad to church to do so. Probably the letter here that we got back from the campground. Dear vacationers I regret very much to delight in answering your letter but I now take a pleasure of informing you that a Bay City is located not Mouse north of the campground and is capable of seating 250 people in one town. That I had made it is part a distance away if you're not a habit of going right really. But no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number of people take their lunches

along and I could die of it. They usually run early and stay late. The last time my wife and I went was six years ago and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we were there. It seems as we grow older it becomes more of an effort particularly in cold weather. Now if you decide to come down to our campground perhaps I could go with you the first time you go sit with you and introduce you to all the on the phone. Remember this is a friendly community. An RV you say will be looking forward to your visit by a cute. Little Higher demand asked me. Do you drank now. He said Do you smoke. He said Do you run around. I said now. He said What do you do. I said why.

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