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the exquisite harmony of the three baritones, see it soon, right here on Public Television. We're not just for Barney anymore. And I'll give you a nutty idea that I'm just tossing out, because I want to start by getting you to think beyond the norm. Maybe we need a tax credit for the poorest Americans to buy a laptop. Connie Chone, Mrs. Gingrich, what has Newt told you about President Clinton? Kathleen Gingrich, nothing, and I can't tell you what he said about Hillary. Chone, you can't? Gingrich, I can't. Chone, why don't you just whisper it to me, just between you and me? Gingrich, she's a bitch, about the only thing he ever said about her. I think they had some meeting you know, and she takes over. Chone, she does? Gingrich, oh yeah,

but with Newtie there, she can't. Bob, can you get that? I'm not talking to no one. Okay, Mrs. Hello. Well dad, let me talk to mom, please. Well, he just said she's not talking to no one. Well, it's not from the double negative, which for some reason, after all these years, I still personally find grating. Not to mention my suspension, that it's deliberately done, to make me feel as though my verbal facility, somehow constitutes putting on airs, would you please tell her that it's her son calling? No kiddo. It's Newt, Mrs. Okay, okay. Hello, Newtie. Mama, I'm the speaker of the House of Representatives, the second man in line to succeed the president of the United. You think we could possibly dispense what's the Newtie bit now? It's not a bit.

I don't care if you become the president of the moon. You'll always be my Newtie. It's the mother thing. Okay, Mama, look. I haven't called since the incident one, because I've been a little bit busy, and I can't revolution the past couple days. But two, because I wanted both of us to experience a little cooling off period before we address the whole chung deal. I want to say before we start that, I don't want to forget to let Bob know how grateful I was and am for his discretion. It was appropriate, firm, tough. It was just, it was perfect. Okay, I'll tell him. Tell me what. He liked your discretion. Discretion. Bus poop. I just didn't want to get into a bar fight with wine drinker. Whatever. And this has said not in the spirit of anything destructive, in the spirit of a new, more positive relationship, but that's the sort of thing that, in all honesty, I would have appreciated a little bit more from you, as opposed to whispering the B word to the overpaid wife of a

tabloid bonham feeder. I see it. I like that more. I'll tell you one thing, Moody. He's a lot smarter than that Jerry Springer. I don't agree with you there. I just hear me out and listen to me with an ear, not to the past, but to the future. You know, anything I say to you, it's not to be repeated to a reporter, including what I'm saying to you now. I mean, what if you saw Connie trying tomorrow? And she said, uh, what a newt to say about the interview. One thing that you would not tell her, I, I finally hope, is what I'm saying to you now. Yeah. It's too long to remember anywhere new to you. Now, you know this is not what I think, but... Uh-huh. You remember Mrs. Lesher, the woman down at the Sam's Club store? Yes, I remember her. I have four million people to remember, but yes, I just think we have a strong mental picture of Mrs. Lesher. She says to me, uh-huh. Actually, she said it to Bob. She says, so your son's probably got his own spin nurse now. Doctor, mom.

Spin, doctor. Doctor, nurse who cares. Anyway, she says, how come he didn't send someone with you who knows about cameras and lights and tape running? You said, is Delph Newdy? Uh-huh. I'm a mother. Yes, I did say that. Your mother. Look, um, uh, as such, you would actually say, I said, what am I going to call it? In, uh, having sprays, uh, mother's good sense and judgment. You know, I have freshman republicans running around here who don't know which end of the capital toilet to sit on. I've got Bob Dole. It's just waiting for me to do something impulsive that it can be sardonic and mordent and mature about. You know, I would have loved to aspire to someone to go along with you guys and keep telling you not to do something that betrays a confidence or for that matter, just sticks a dagger to the gut of a very conciliatory and effective first day of a little thing they're calling the Gingrich era. But Newdy, face it. You screwed up. You shouldn't have let us run wild. Don't get yourself upset, Mrs. I'm not upset. Sounds like Newdy's upset, though. Well, what's new?

I'm not upset. I think with the perspective that these last couple of days have given Marilyn and me that, uh, even though we didn't have to give Hillary Clinton an opportunity to act classy, I think this turns out to be a win for us in the sense that, I'd rather be me than Connie Chung right now. Oh, sure. If you were her, you'd have to sleep with that mory you hate. I think any time you can, uh, pit a reporter against a mother, you gotta count that as at least the opportunity for a slam dunk. I just said, mom, with a full sense of the gratitude I feel and we did come out of this winners of the next time. If there is a next time, please just keep whatever you and I say just between us, huh? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Wow. Yeah, that's exactly what she said. No one, the difference is I mean it. Okay, okay, Newdy. Bob, let me do a side of Monday night. Don't let me talk about Newdy. That's kind of guy. Who do you think they want to talk about your shoes? I'm gonna call right there. You're doing one Monday night. Monday night.

Oh, this Snyder guy. We thought it might be fun to do one more show. Just what? Okay, that. Well, I didn't ask DD Myers. That's what you mean. That's not what I meant. And I think you made that comment in full knowledge of the fact that that's not what I meant. Anyway, what is that tape on live? Were they sending some kind of satellite truck out here? I think it's taped. I don't know. They're not on the phone. So they was going out live. Oh, well, then there you go. It's live, then. Okay, there's one decision in the sound of our hands. What's that, Newdy? Well, it's been like I can't save you if you're live. Be a waste or a scarce resources. What? Mama. Just be careful. Okay, I don't know if you follow this sort of thing, but it's the Snyder guy's first night in the air. He'd love to attract some kind of attention. His interest for my mother to say something on his show that's inappropriate, but it wouldn't be in our interest. That's what I'm driving at. Uh-uh. Am I right? Of course, Newdy. Okay. Don't worry. I love you, honey. Now, we got to go watch wrestling.

Bob says bye. Bye. Okay, listen, if you talk to my lesbian sister, would you please ask her next time to say that she might float for me, okay? Bye. Okay. So what did you tell them we're going to watch wrestling? Good wrestling's all gone to paper reviews. Honey, enough was enough. We didn't have to all. Pah! Pah! Pah! Pah! Pah! I'm the mother. Time now for another visit to the theatrical venue that offers multiple dramatizations of ill-documented encounters. Alternative Scenario Playhouse. Today, Newt Gingrich meets Rupert Murdock.

Scenario 1. And I imagine the Spakers' office is a grandest of all these. I miss the Gingrich. Mr. Murdock, we're going to get along. I think we're going to. You're going to have to call me Newt. Not Newtie. I prefer you one. That's not the grander of the office that impresses me, Mr. Murdock. It's the view. He shouldn't really be so hard on grandier, you know. He's got to recommend it. I know, but this is the view that Sam Rayburn used to look out on. Don't they give you shivers? Well, you figure it's my half past eight. Close to. I know I've got to be in a Charlie Rose taping a tent. What is it down on Australian way right now? What would they be? What 21 hours behind?

21 hours ahead. That's right. Tomorrow it's sitting most of the time, isn't it? Well, you know, I'm an American citizen now. I don't give as much thought to the time down there as I used to, but yes, this watch is 21 hours ahead of this one. This is specific time, so that was just 18 hours. I guess you know how one you're doing by how many time zones you can see on your wrist. Yes, absolutely. Yeah. You know, to me, the weirdest thing in this continent has always been Newfoundland. I know that part of Canada that's half hour off. That's got to mess with your circadian rhythm in a very subtle way. Well, of course, some parts of the subcontinent are half hour off. Now, we do promos on the Asian satellite on, and it drives people over there crazy because I have to produce one version for Johnny Per, for example, and another one for Oda Pradesh, so you know, to look at them on the map, you'd think they'd been the same time zone. You know, I've talked about a 19th century first wave structure that we feel constrained by. The entire time zone system is a model left over from an era when the US Postal Service

was a standard of efficiency. You know, the third wave society might be more advantageous to have the whole world be one time zone. I'm just throwing this out, you know, it's a nutty idea. But then cultures differ by how they make differing use of the same time of day. For example, the French sleep at noon. They already do. Listen, you have kids. Sure do. Two daughters and a third daughter. Women under 30. Just barely. Did they they'd watch the ex files if we moved it to Tuesday at 10? Now, I just started thinking about time slots in there. I could email two of them. One with the interesting hair cut, isn't that online? Well. But that must be a huge part of what you do. Just figuring out the exact right time at which an invention occurred. One of my executives once said it's like throwing mud pies at a Teflon wall. Very few of them stick. You can't predict which ones. You spend much time there. You spend much time in your office?

It's a matter of fact, yes. Well, I suppose I will. As soon as things get back to meta-normal. But if the whole world was on one time zone, New Year's Eve would be in the middle of the day for half the world. Well, I told you it was a nutty idea. Mr. Bird, I could pass the time this way with you all night. But one of the duties of the speaker I'm discovering is to allow oneself to be bothered by the people who attend these parties. So it is a lovely view. And now, Scenario 2. An alternative Scenario Playhouse. And I imagine the speaker's office is a place we can talk. Mr. Engage? Mr. Bernack, if we're going to do some business, I think we are. You're going to have to trust that I haven't yet bugged my own office.

I'll take a couple of hits over a professor who likes Hitler, but that's stupid or not. Well, to be honest with you, there are some voice-actuated digital systems. Everything's on hard disk. You swap out the disk once a week. The quality is broadcast usable audio. You want one? You can just test it out if you like it, it's yours. And if there's anything you ever want to share with the public that comes off of it, you know. You know, my number. Maybe at a later point in my career, I doubt it. You know, there are rumors around this place that Sam Rayburn had a taping system. The way it wasn't really a taping system, they had wire recorders in those days. This was first way of magnetic recording technology. Somebody threw out the recordings years later because it looked like trash. Look, new. It's half past eight already. I think it may be as we American citizens say. Time to talk about some Turkey. What time is it on Australia now? What would that be?

21 hours ahead. Isn't that the issue before the FCC? Whether you're an Australian company? Look. Something like that. Having a fourth network has, as the FCC predicted, encouraged growth in the television economy. And quality wise, after a couple of months of the Warner Brothers and Paramount networks, I think Fox is almost going to look pretty good. Well, obviously communications issues while significant weren't really a part of a contract with America. That's our template for the next 100 days, Rupert. Only subject of dramatic national importance can hope to get our attention before April of the earliest. Well, April of shenanigans of NBC's lawyers will be cost them eight to a million in legal fees. And pair the lawyers by the hour? Pay them. That's what they keep bitching about. Look, kind of TV you do isn't right for Fox Newt. What else do you do? Do you write books? I have been known to be present in rooms while tombs were being created. Well, you know, there's a synergy to this business, man. Oh, yeah.

They combined economic vulnerability. If Fox is something that could affect the mindset in my publishing company, Harper Collins. When you're in the right mindset, they give some mighty big advances. I'll tell you what I think. And that's simply this. The undergirding principle underneath everything we're trying to do in a contract with America is freedom. Freedom from over taxation, freedom from over regulation, you know, just a whole range of freedoms. And that's all you're talking about is just the freedom for Fox to compete. Of course, NBC wants our ass on a planet with borderless sauce on top. But I'm not, you know, I've written books, but what would a really... I think your phrase was a mighty big advance. Be these days. No. The middle seven digits, something like that. No, it would be what roughly halfway between the seven fingers and the eight fingers. You know, I knew one of my book executives described his business as throwing mud pies at a Teflon wall. So few of them stick. So I think slightly below halfway between seven and eight fingers.

Well, I think with that level of interest on your part, in my view about the continuing dialogue, that for my part, I would definitely expect the Chairman of the Commerce Committee representative, Bliley. A very good appointee, by the way. A good friend of tobacco. At that point, he would give the speediest and most thoughtful consideration your need for clarity and fairness. And what was the main one I said earlier? Freedom. Freedom for Fox. Well, I don't think that slogan is going to be a best seller on bumper stickers, the Rush Limbaugh boutiques. But we'll do what we came here to do. Well, lovely view, isn't it? It certainly is. Why you can see the FSA say for me? I know. You can. Again, next time, dramatically educated guesses about another of life's controversial moments on alternative scenario playhouse. So, I guess just that now, why can't we do this to borrow?

We don't have any equipment tomorrow. You know, I just... I have a feeling in the pit. You'll be right. From... The location where you can get a piece of the most glamorous city in the face of the earth from the home office of the Beverly Hills catalog where you can just browse at your leisure among all of the wonderful stores and many signature gift items which are not available at retail even. If you go to Bigeon, it was closed as though it was, of course, for the 12th consecutive year because he wants to give you the level. I know.

I'm just... I have not even said my name yet. I wonder who is going on like this. This is strictly from Blackwell and Blackwell. And I don't know if I can go on. And I'm not saying that. You know, it's beyond that. I have wonderful guests, wondrous guests today as we start a new year of what I like to call the wonderful world of you. But I just don't know if I can put them through watching me, put them through what I am feeling. Because we did the list this week and I have never, never wanted to be known for the list. I have always said this. It's just a fun thing. It's just something that Spencer and I do because there's, you know, the women on the list love it. The women who read the list love it. It is done basically out of love. But when we go to the trouble and I mean trouble,

the catering bill for the press conference alone could have, but a very, very nice vacation in a nearby island. I'm not saying, you know, some place far away, some place. Anyway, we have the press conference. We do the entire list. We do it two or three times for camera people. You know, just could you please turn this way? We want to see the other side of you and those and so forth and so on. And we do all of this. And then we look in vain for the footage, for the coverage, for the anything. And I know Spencer and people are telling me, you know, it rained. There was the storms. Everybody was covering the storms. There was the storms this, the symptoms and that. Maybe you should have postponed the fact that I don't know. I don't know.

I mean, does anyone in this country know that Holly Hunter made the list, except for the people in that room? Does anybody in this country has anybody bothered to tell anyone in this country that the fabulous friend, Dresha, who we love, still made the list. Because she looks like an explosion in a paint store. I mean, is this so unimportant that we should just fall at that and go away to the night? I think so. I don't know. I thought I looked good. I saw some of the tape the camera people showed me. I looked, I think, fabulous. So it can't be that. I'm going to ask. I'm going to ask our animal psychic, Dr. Hirshwin. And there are the guests who I don't have the name of here. I'm going to go home. I'm going to think about maybe just giving up the list. Maybe 30, 35 years at the top.

There's one too many. What do you think? I don't know. There will be wonderful programming in the place of today's program. And I will, I'm sure. You know, it's I get affected when I see all that type role and not a bit of it appear in the air. But I'm sure it will be in a different mood. Because I'm going to have another lift. So we will talk soon. Until then, strictly for Michael. Well, this is not a turf or time question. It's really a question of sequence. The Simpson story is a very good story. I wonder if it isn't the second thing in the broadcast. The other hand, I guess you need to establish kind of, probably outdoors in a flood.

It's weird. I mean, it is the second pack. It's your weather. It's always like a 45 second wrap. So when you survive, it's a little bit of the weather. There's nothing on that. It's right at the distance. I just leave it. I think so. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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will be embedded in the minds of the 18-49 audience. If we all do our jobs right, by launch, everyone will know about UPN. Everyone? Even the OJ Simpson jurors. That's everyone. News accounts tell us that while the speaker may have given up the $4.5 million advance, he stands to gain that amount. And much more in large is that's a whole lot of dust where I come from. Who's got the speaker really work for? Point of order. The America's New York publishing house. Point of order, Mr. Speaker. Mr. Speaker. Speaker. Mr. Speaker. I've been stricken from the record by a vote of this house. The gentleman under the rules is not allowed to repeat them and he continues to do so. Mr. Speaker. Go for it. I'm not spoken, Mr. Speaker. I object to the gentleman from California lying to this house.

The females have biological problems staying in a ditch for 30 days because they get infections. And they don't have upper body strength and are basically little piglets. You drop them in a ditch and they just roll around in it. The males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes. I hope all your people are listening. It's something we've tried to tell the people in the renewing the American Civilization Corps. But I think this will get through to a lot more folks. I hope so. Call out the instigator because there's something in the air. We've got to get together sooner or later. Let's make it sooner because the revolutions here and you know it's right. And you know that it's right. We have got to get it together.

We have got to get it together now. We need Rush Limbaugh. We need help with Bill Bennett. We need Bill Crystal. Not the funny one. Not the Hollywood one. Call out the Straits and Houses because there's something in the air. We've got to get together sooner or later. Because the revolutions here and you know it's right. We don't mean soft right. There's a specific meaning there. Not open to compromise. And you know that it's right. I mean there's history to those people. We have got to get it together.

We have got to get it together now. Well, 100 days. And out of the arms and ammo. We're gonna bust our way through here. We've got to get together sooner or later. Because the revolutions here and you know it's right. Shouldn't that be the Star Spangled Banner back there somebody? And you know that it's right. We have got to get it together.

We are gonna get it together now. See I'm seeing him. I like peace and quiet. Man, I don't need to listen to Barney Fag. Barney Frank, Haringin in my ear because I made a few bucks off a book I worked on. I just don't want to listen to it. But I had simply mispronounced a name and did not need any psychoanalysis. About my subliminals or about my Freudian predilections. Things can't slip out if they weren't first in. I was hurting.

I was hurting real bad. You know, she may be very, very sexy but she's very, very spiritual. There's a lot of depth to that woman. When he dreams, he only dreams of the future. He never dreams of the past. He only dreams of the future. Thank goodness it's in California. You all would pay attention to what we're doing here. Welcome to the Weekend edition of An Inside Copy. You're dearly look at the underbelly of the news. I am former newsman Jason Hamburg. The O.J. Simpson case took another twist and turn as weekend,

with the release of a book of comments by the NFL Great End accused Double Murderer. The book was assembled from days of taped interviews with Simpson, but even so in its printed form it could require hours of reading. What brought it to the attention of Inside Copy producer Diane Slimer was the accompanying audio cassette. I could never let my kids see me like this. I'm their hero and for them to even see me like this, the pain that's in this place. Sometimes I just can't talk about it, even think about it. Although most of the tape is read by actor Rodney Salisbury, the first 20 minutes are in Simpson's own voice. So producer Diane Slimer invited noted voice print analyst and talk show guest, Dr. Anthony Z. Anthony, to listen not to O.J.'s words, but to the way he talked them. The first thing I have to say is that I'm hearing these excerpts over the telephone. So that has to be taken into account.

Although I must say the circuit is wonderful. It really sounds as if I am in the same room with O.J. Very, very good quality. Then we asked Dr. Anthony to cut short the disclaimer and analyze the defendant's voice. Don't they understand that I would jump in front of a bullet for Nicole? I'd jump in front of a train to protect any member of my family. The thing about it, I would have done that for any member of Nicole's family. He sounds good. He sounds firm. If he is reading it and if this is a first take, I would say that he's learned something that's very rare for actors. And that is, he's learned to direct himself. On the other hand, when he says bullet, I think subconsciously he's saying knife. In this slow motion reenactment, O.J.'s voice was played over the telephone to Dr. Anthony's office in Winter Haven, Florida. And this reenactment of Dr. Anthony listening to the excerpt,

though it appears to be in slow motion, is in fact at normal speed. Then producer Diane Slimer played Dr. Anthony more of the accused slayer and former sportscasters word. If it hadn't been for that Friday in June, that ride in my friend AC's Bronco, I think many people would not have witnessed the desperate place I was in. It's amazing to me how many people felt my pain and my frustration. Okay, first I think that when he talked about the desperate place he was in, I don't get the feeling that he was talking about the Bronco person. I haven't seen that particular Bronco, but they're very fine vehicles. I don't think he's talking about a physical place. That said, what I'm really hearing him saying here is that he's glad the episode on the Bronco was on TV. He's saying that television can not only communicate pain relief, as it were, it can also communicate pain. Actually, I'm saying that.

He's saying what I said before. The voice print analysis, particularly Dr. Antony's, is controversial. That's one of its main attractions to produce her Diane Slimer. But just to double check the incredible air of authority that Dr. Antony conveys, we asked Dr. Joyce Brothers to listen to Dr. Antony's remarks. I think that when he's analyzing O.J. talking about his pain, I'm hearing Dr. Antony's pain, as well, of course, as a lot of my own. He sounds nice, I believe him. Like all of us, he's operating in a gray area scientifically, but that doesn't interfere with his self-esteem. I'd like to be on a talk show with him. For me, that's very high praise indeed. Then we asked Dr. Antony the crucial question. Judging from the excerpt he heard, is O.J. Simpson telling the truth? That day, I just wanted the pain to end. When he says, and, he's always going to be below mental state, technically speaking. Now, for a man with his vocal profile, that's a very unusual place to go.

It says to me, either, stress or deep convection. But when in an other excerpt, he says the name of the book, I want to tell you, what I hear him trying to say in his inflections and mannerisms is, I want to kill you. So, there you go. Tomorrow, exclusive on an inside copy, Robert Shapiro's Trial Diet. Until then, I'm Jason Hambrick. See you on the inside. Clinton, something.

Well, sir, who want to fuck it? Two and a half more hours to go. And ABC's Super Bowl pregame show, that we have got a den day for you. So, you better stay right where you are. Wow, Leon. Can you believe this? What's that, sir? I mean, this pregame show is going on forever. You always think they haven't gotten on his OJ, and I'm sure they tried to do that. Well, they did, sir. Janorino has been trading faxes with them since Wednesday. But talking about things going on for a while. I know exactly what you're going to say. Well, for some of you yesterday, it was like a grateful dead drum solo. You know they got two drummers. Yes, sir. Man, that took me back to my old days at Governor's conference. Those governors sure love to talk. Yes, sir. You know. Sure, that was like that when I was a governor. Yeah.

Remember that speech I made at the Democratic Convention? I pretty much talked myself and everybody's screw you this that night. I was at a California caucus during that speech, actually. But on the subject of long speeches, Mr. President, I've let some time go by. I know you had a lot of appearances to make this week. But, you know, sir, last time I saw a draft of the State of Union, it was timed at 48 minutes. How did it get to be now, Leon? An hour and 20 minutes. 21. Good. 21. Look, Leon, you know I don't give a good flying funk about the polls. But if you check them out and I pay you, too, most people in the country like that speech. I mean, knock on the state of the Union is strictly inside baseball. I struck the right scene. I'm sure you struck every possible theme, you know. Sir, with all respect, some of our people in Hollywood are saying this speech was so long because half of it was shot for the sequel. And again, with even more respect, if that's possible,

I end up looking like this schmuck. What kind of chief of staff is it that lets his boss do that? Hey, listen, from the standpoint of media strategy, it turns out great. Yeah, sure, we killed NBC's Thursday night. But that's got to make at least three other networks grateful. Mr. President, it's seriously now. Yeah, I've seen the leaks that Mrs. Clinton had some problems with the final draft. She didn't think it had enough of me in it, okay? That's a legitimate point. I mean, that's the kind of thing that's a Reagan would catch. That's perfectly in line with your concept of the new Hillary. You know, sir, after this is over, you get to be ex-president. I still have to earn a living. It's in both our interests for you to tell me if you're making changes after the so-called last draft. Jesus, fighting Christly. You don't think I sat down and wrote anything, do you? Come on, Leon. You know me better than that. I just, you know, a few riffs around the edges.

Back here, Joe Robby City and an old doctor. You couldn't ask for more anticipation if you were a pregnant child at the count of hair. You want to bet on the game? Okay. I bet it doesn't go on as long as the speech. You're on. Bill? Hmm? You haven't seen my electric toothbrush, have you? Uh-uh, hell. I'm reading the cables I'm touching them. Bill can swing without you might have put it in your bathroom. Hmm. Say, this is what takes me off. They're telling me all this stuff. I already know, I know Grozny is Russian for horrible. Tell me something new, Jesus Louise. Now wonder, we couldn't catch all the times. Now I should input in my bathroom. Come on, Hill. See you this late in the evening isn't just because of a toothbrush. I was just thinking all weekend about those leaks.

The ones that blamed me for screwing with your speech. Oh, no. I'm supposed to be the new Hillary and put up with the political equivalent of spousal abuse, but dammit. That had to have come from one of your people. Hill, that was just some CIA stuff. None made anything. If anything, it's good for you. People love that speech. So I don't want to sound like Nancy Reagan, but you know there are people around this building who thought, given the fact that the longer you were off TV, the better your poll numbers were that you shouldn't have given a speech at all. I know you. I don't think you want to go through the rest of your presidency without being on TV. You still don't get it, do you? Sound like Nancy Reagan is a good thing. Look, what was my big crime? I told you not to leave out welfare, health care, assault weapons, and minimum wage. Hill, the speech that Leon approved could have been delivered by Bob Dole. See, I know how many casualties the Chechens have taken.

It's amazing. After two years, they still feed me this crap. Is this what's going to be like for the next two years? Should I just tape a nicely letter, kick me sign on my behind? I mean, I feel like OJ here. Oh, no, that's an overreaction. Look, honey, I gave the speech you thought I should give. It's only appropriate you should take some of the heat for it, which there wasn't since people loved it. It's only fair, new bell, new hill. Isn't that right? Yes. We've still got a presence that's going on here. It's bigger than the two of us, right? Right. Okay. Oh, and Hill? Uh-huh. Say if I left my new nail young CD in your wing, will you, hon? Sure.

Youth flanks and middle-aged powerlessness. Together, they had up to blend in something. Alright, now let's just look at this situation a little bit. Who is it? That's afraid for us to be heard. See, this is their thing. They caused this. This is not our idea. We're not dream anything here. You know, we just want to be able to be heard. It was their idea to put us on a one in the morning in New York. But you know, that's okay. We'll put up with that. But we will not be silenced.

Judge, we will not agree to be silenced because we have a story to be told. And we're going to be telling it. That's our job. You know, they can try to silence. They can try to stop us. They can try to delay us. They can try to preempt us to put us on a laid-out. But I assure you, Judge. The show will be heard. I thank you for your time. No, I'm fine, Chuck. No, I'm fine. Chuck in the lead, these are just alright for a man to cry. I'm fine. From one of the most charming parts of the new Beverly Hills, a place to see end, to see being seen, to be seen, seen in, the Beverly Hills Voyage Club from the function room of the Beverly Hills

Voyage Club and it is good fun, especially every Tuesday. When it is models, ink, square dance, night from the Beverly Hills Voyage Club. This is strictly from Blackwell. I'm Blackwell. Nobody else could be. Nobody else left in the competition. And we are back and we are full of hope. About this 1995, and it is not hope that is generated by having seen the Golden Globe Awards because we feel that this award show may be more than any other was the last place where you could see old-style Hollywood glamour. And it is gone, gone, gone, gone, going, gone, out of here. I don't even want to start naming names.

You know who you are. But we have a wonderful show in keeping with a 1995 theme for the New Year, the wonderful world of you, which of course has been a theme for several years now. Because it says to the woman of the 90s, yes, what fun and also what responsibility to be a woman who can say, I love the idea of being a woman of the 90s. And this is the attitude that we are trying to feel for. Wonderful, wondrous guests today. And man, who, if you say the word class, if you say the word style, if you say the word class and style, he is in the dictionary right next to the word, for years he has been to make the last word and yet also the first interesting about the world of men's fashion.

Mr. Harvey Bristol, who writes and edits the writings of himself for the worst of the men's fashion newsletter, Harvey Bristol, welcome, we have not had you here. Strictly from Blackwell before, it is so good to see you. It's good to be seen, Mr. Blackwell, thank you. But you know interesting listening to you there. From the standpoint of what I do, which is trying to maintain some of the bastions of the idea of style for men, quite a bit more of a thankless job than dealing with the other half of humanity. I can't at all feel as optimistic about this year to come. What I'm seeing is basically the entire idea of style, fashion for men. Yes, the shows are wonderful and the designers are being imaginative and so forth.

But it's like singing to a deaf man. You know when you talk about the designers, you see this is the point I keep trying to stress that the New York East Coast, we know fashion best gang. You know, it poses their ideas, tries to impose their ideas and misses and in this case, Mr. Blackwell says, no, I'm not having any of that. Thank you. What else is there? I know what you're saying, but Mr. Blackwell and you know living where we do and inhabiting the universe that we do, you may not be aware of casual dress Fridays and this whole movement in companies to just say we give up. There are no rules. You come as you are and God forbid you should do some actual work while you're here, thank the Lord. You know, I mean that's the attitude these days and I think that is an attitude that just says

because there is no authority, there is no fashion, because there is no fashion, there is no style, because there is no style to be blunt, the business is about to go down the toilet. Okay, we will, you cannot wait to see when you say that, whether you mean the fashion business or the men's fashion business or your newsletter business or show business or what, but we have another wondrous guest who we must rush to meet because I cannot believe it is taking this long to bring you here too strictly from Blackwell. One of the finest astrologers, astralogists, astralogologists known to man and she is working, we think, I don't think we can say this in the air, in some way with some part of the OJ Simpson trial, Jewel Cosby. Welcome. Thank you. Just strictly. Yes, Mr. Blackwell, I have not seen you looking so well and of course I told you last year.

Yes, you did. From a personal appearance standpoint, the forthcoming months were very positive for you. You did and this was before I even had a glimmer of getting another talk. It's true. What is an astralogist? Astralogist. Astralogist. Astralogist. I have trouble with that. Many people do. And more will I feel. Simply Mr. Blackwell rather than do the ordinary work of examining charts. Just looking at the influence of planets and astralogologists is involved in the study of the history of astrology, and the application of astrology, and in the current case of the implications of astrology, that is to say, if one were to be, and I cannot as you say, be more frank about this, we would for one of the sides of the astrology Simpson trial. It would involve the study of not just single, no charts and characters,

but in the case of a trial of this sort, the charts of the jurors going in. And at this point after that process is concluded, the calculation based on jurors charts, participants and the charts of witnesses, when would be the most propitious time for those particular witnesses to testify? So you would be saying to the prosecution there, in this case, the defense, this witness should come on a Thursday in the afternoon because that, based on what? Well, based on our computerized, and we have copyrighted a software program. This is the 90s to collate large numbers of charts from people in a related project, such as a trial. This is basically what I've been working on for the last five years. Incredible. Not the influence of one set of astrological implications, but the intersections of many in a social process.

And therefore, when, let's say Mr. Kardashian is better off on a Wednesday, we're on a Monday, or not at all. Jewel, we must have further good conversations about this, but Harvey Bristol is just sitting there, bursting. Like he's going to burst on the subject of casual dress Fridays. Harvey, we knew this was a trend or an anti-trend in the making, but we did not realize it had gone this far. Harvey, how far has it gone? Well, Mr. Blackwell, you probably saw this week that IBM has said, we will have no more dress code, and you can wear to IBM whatever you like. And I just heard that there was what Ross Perot calls this giant sucking sound, when we just heard the sighing of men's retailers all over the country,

is just to say, well, why don't you just buy two T-shirts and a pair of khaki slacks and we'll see you later. I mean, you know, to say that the no longer is going to be a requirement that men pay four, five, six, seven, nine, $100 for a fine piece of tailored clothing is just to say to the tailored clothing business, go and scatter yourselves, go scatter your own ashes. Harvey, that is so great. Yes. Do we not think that maybe, you know, never there's going to be 90% of anything, but that maybe there is still, even without the rules, those men who say, I want to pay 900,000, $1200 for a fine piece of tailored suiting. And this is an investment that I will get back a hundred times over in the way I feel about me. It's just like what if I'm me?

This is the kind of question that an astrologist is uniquely clipped, equipped, and so good, because if we can, with all respect, take the charts of a significant sample of consumers. Interesting. We can see without ever talking to them, bothering with the research that gets all kinds of biases and just the talking and the researcher and the feelings that flow back and forth, but just to see how these charts intersect in terms of desires and destinies. And then I think that our friends, the men closing manufacturers might find the answer that seems to be eluding them right now. Well, respect. Mr. Blackwell, I don't think the retailers particularly are even the manufacturers having been hit. The body blow by this kind of, I mean, orders I hear are down something like 40%, 50%. I think that's the time that they're going to go investing in, let's be kind a baby science. Probably the big fair.

I don't think Joel is suggesting doing this with babies. I wish we knew where there could be more time. Maybe we could go buy some, because this has just been such good conversation, and such good fun, seeing two good friends together, maybe, for the first time, certainly for not the last, to cause me doing the work that must be done to find out what is in the stars. And Harvey Bristol, whose fashion publication Worcester is for the trade Harvey, some street distributions soon, please. From Beverly Hills 4-H Club, next time, I promise you the American music awards may gain bad music for the eyes till then strictly for Blackwell Blackbite. One 900 OJ latest, all day, every day, we monitor the courthouse and the tabloid news racks

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Welcome to the Alcowlings line brought to you by AM Entertainment. The cost of this call is $2.99 per minute. You must be 18 years of age and have parental permission to continue this call. You must have a touch-tone phone. Billing will begin three seconds after the tone. In a moment for the first time, Alcowlings will tell you his true feelings and observations about the entire OJ Simpson situation. Remember, this information is copyrighted and any unauthorized use is prohibited. New information will be added on a frequent basis so call back regularly.

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In addition, you can listen to the questions and answers which other callers have left for him. To browse through questions and answers left by other callers, press 1. To leave AC your own question, press 2 now. Press the star button to return to the main menu. In a moment, you'll hear questions asked of AC by actual callers and AC's responses. If at any time you would like to ask your own question, press the star button to return to the previous menu and listen to the instructions. Now here are your questions and AC's answers. Hello there, AC. I know. Okay. It's extremely blessed to have a friend like you. I am wondering if the attorney, the defense attorney, know that there are lip readers who watch the trial on television. And that's number one.

Number two, I want to make an observation about African American men. They will not use knives to commit murder. Most, I imagine, is about 96% of the murders are done with guns. Another thing that I am questioning, why is it no one has ever tried to commit murder. Why is it no one has ever asked about one sentence in the letter which OT wrote on the 13th of June. And that statement was, I was an abused husband. I'd like to hear more information about that. May God bless both of you. Thank you for your concern and your question.

There's a lot of things issues across my mind. My friend would never commit a crime like that with any type of weapon. It's Ronning, I was actually saying one of the statements that was read in his. Show my friends. It has been a quiet week in Lake Ovegonne. Father Emil down the cup of coffee cafe. Got to know this Dr. Foster business. No relation to Vince Foster will assume. At least that's what Father Emil assumed when he walked into the coffee shop. But he was in for a big surprise because he had found

that somebody had placed in his casak copy of the contract for America. Now, let's just see what he thought that meant. After this break. For Orange Juice. You don't need to worry. You can do like Rosa. Say it clear or say it's learning. Here's to Rosa.

She's here and now she's gone. If you can't find Rosa. The spirit carries on and on and on. You need to hide something. I don't remember. It means I don't remember. Say it slow and it's almost like praying. We love Rosa. Flying near and far. But she's still playing on Rosa. Sleeping in her car, car, car. It was good enough for Michael. It was good enough for Reagan. You don't have to be an actor. You don't have to be Carl Sagan. You don't have to be Carl Sagan.

We'll miss Rosa. It won't be quite the same. We don't remember. Let me enter. I don't remember. I don't remember. Don't remember. I don't remember. OK. If you enter after 4,000 hours. I'm dying rather. Join me when we spend 48 hours with Kato the dog and the man. Tonight at 10 right here on Channel 31. That's a keeper. Going great to head. Got to change tape. It's all these double digit channel numbers we've got now. We used to get through this on one real tape, didn't we? We're in the world, then. Please, sir, I understand. And I thank you, brother. Brother, brother, I've got something to say to you. Brother

Stranger, good to talk to you, sir. Hi, I just ordered Dan since, as you know, I started in news, worked with Uncle Walter, ran the news division. Brother Stranger, when you look in the dictionary under, been there, done that, you see a picture of Howard Stranger. If that was in the dictionary, go. This is hard for me, Daniel. More painful than the day. I'll fare the sleeter Mr. Tish, featured my proposal at CBS by SeaWorld after I'd already. Howard? Oh, no. I promised myself I wouldn't get all worked up about this. Here I go, like an old school girl. You, I'm sure you've got a million things to do. All of them promos as it happens. Let me try to pull myself together, Daniel. I'll call you back in a half an hour. Well, it's weirder than cactus and swamp grass. Well, Daniel, it's going to be a few problems with the record machine. I've been saying for years I should get digital

machines, but oh, they did about six months ago, but all I've got on hand is analog tape. And couldn't that work in and try to stay loose? Right, Jim? Vinny? Yeah, Dan. I'm a chop some wood here while we're waiting. Yes, sir. Excuse me? Take a nap. Could you please smoke outside, sir? Oh, sure. Thank you. More tired than an armadillo in the understake. Oh, Daniel, I hope you've got my memo. Brother Stranger, just a couple of tadpole Iblinks ago, you were on the phone. Yes, I was. And I can see your texasisms get more broke in your dreams. Thank you. As to the memo, I don't think I guess my software ate it. Dan, you know as well as I do that the evening news has been suffering some erosion over the past. Yeah, brother Stranger, some of the affiliates this network's got now are leading

his Jose Bears' secret hair. We're lucky. It hadn't been worse. Plus, I think being the only network news broadcast with co-anchors hasn't turned out to be quite the slam dunk firecracker. Don't blame Connie. Dan, our problem is OJ. Well, I don't know that it's a problem, brother Stranger. A good year-long yarn that never moves location. You've got to love the logistics. And we cover it by watching television. You get that satisfied feeling of having dug into a story until your fingernails are coalmine dirty. And yet you've got all the comfort to the truck. Dan, our problem is it's too good a story. We're losing 10% of our audience to late afternoon. OJ coverage. Oh, it won't last. They'll get bored. And they'll come back for what we give them. No nonsense. Utterly fares straight down the middle, shot at the important events of the day. Plus, the best selection of soft stuff in the business. You are dreaming. Look, we pulled some strings, got Judge Eto to recess early for a while. I'm not sure it'll hold. And even so, we're still competing

against the trial in the west and two-thirds of the country, Seth. Dan, just move this image to your right, we're trying to place you in the box. What box? We're going to take the CBS evening news into a new dimension, Daniel. Into the uncharted realm of a box that takes out about a fifth of the screen. That's drunk toad, stupid Howard. Sir, if I may, four-fifth to the screen, being blank is sure to tee off viewers faster than a catalogs and then a downpour. Now, screen won't be blank, brother, rather. We're going with OJ highlights. Well, how's that going to look? About the way the basketball game did on NBC during the slow-speed chase. No, but now, wait, just a four or a minute here, brother Stringer. I'm talking, Connie's talking, they're talking. It'll be the CBS evening, Babel. Lesson, we've been running the news in stereo for years. Everybody knows there's no stereo news. So you'll be right, channel. OJ will be left unless, Daniel, and I insisted to Mr. Tish that as managing editor of the broadcast, this prerogative should be reserved for you,

unless you prefer to be in the left channel. Hmm. What are you here on monosets? OJ. And we're gearing up Connie's old reenactment unit again to do a piece of night on some scene covered in the day's testimony. Very classy, black and white, none of that jerky camera, but getting the best slo-mo unit the football people used to use. And this is from fearless leader Tish himself. The basic thrust, I did create you on it. Well, the old man thinks he needs news ratings up about 10% to get the price he wants when he sells the company. He is selling. After all those denials. You'd think I'd have learned from my White House days. Well, I was garage dog, tough back then, brother stranger. I was more skeptical than a hill country atheist. But, now, who's he selling the network to? You won't like this, Daniel. Well, he's selling it to OJ. Well, then I think we're back from maintenance country. You want to try some? Oh, yeah, sure. I'm cold snake ready. Was Howard just here? There's a room asleep in the sixth floor that he's leaving. Well,

personally, no offense to your sources, sir, but I find it hard to believe that Howard would leave the sixth floor. Rather. Daniel, you know my roots are in news. Brother stranger, I will not be sharing a fifth of the screen box with sister Chuck. You know that I'm a broadcaster through and through. It's in my blood, it's in my lymph. Howard, I got a crew here waiting on me. What are you saying? Daniel. Yes, sir. I'm going to go to work for three telephone companies that'll send a smog as board of video services into your home via your phone line. I brought you to be among the first to know. Well, I appreciate it. But the press release went out while I was composing myself, so. Daniel, we're losing the light. Brother stranger, we'll miss you like a capon misses its gonads. Let's talk pronto, okay? I know it. It's hard for you, too. Yes, sir. Okay, I'm ready. Well, in tape on 48 hours promos starting with channel 36 in three, two, who's can I have TV coming in over their telephone line? Anyone who calls you will get a business

signal. I'm Dan Ruther. The two Kato's 48 hours next here on the perfect channel 36. I'm Dan Ruther. Join me when we spend 48 hours with Kato the dog from CPR continental public radio. This is at longer heads complimentary, but contradictory contention from both sides of a current controversy. Today, should the Congress reform the system of civil lawsuits from the left? Dick Feintown from the right. Keith Jackson. Dick, if anybody is not watching big eight basketball, they're probably watching the O.J. Simpson trial where high priced lawyers are making our criminal justice system more of a joke than the traveling rule in the NBA. Well, sir, who would have thunk it? The same thing is happening in our legal system on the civil side where the lawsuits live thanks

to the same two and three hundred dollar an hour crowd. Frippled us lawsuits, Dick are like Darrell Strabbery, so tempting you got to get involved, but ultimately damaging to the whole team. Whether it's the lady who got a million dollars from McDonald's because the coffee she spilled on her lap was too hot, or it's the high flying investors who sick their sharks on new companies who stocks don't rise fast enough. The system is more out of control than Michael Jordan on the pitcher's mound. And who pays for this nonstop tournament of pedophagory? We do, with higher prices on everything from new cars to hot coffee and plenty of it. That's why a legal reform is so popular, except among the Democrats soon the trial lawyers lobby has stashed in their pockets tighter than our razor-backed double team. If the lawyers had at least been as smart as doctors and kept their flakier members from yelling their phone numbers at us on television, the cause of these problems wouldn't be so darn obvious. But when legal advertising became legal, Dick, it was Katie Barr the door for every attorney who could recognize an ambulance siren. And oh, doctor, have we been waist deep in the big muddy ever since? So Dick spares the sympathy for

the guys who wear shuckskin even when they're buck naked. The House Republicans are onto something sweeter than a brewing fast break. And like that fast break you get in the way at your own peril. Dick, Keith, you are firing from way downtown at the wrong basket baby. This so-called reform won't take away sharp lawyers from the companies that make exploding station wagons and child eating toys. They're still an expensive count city baby. The only people who lose their mouthpiece are the little people. Mr. and Mrs. Vital sitting over there having a plate full of linguine when all of a sudden the pasta turns out to be seasoned with broken glass. Ouch, baby, take it to the bank until Newt Gingrich and his gang cut down the nets and take the ball home. And who do you think is providing them everything but the uniforms? It's the big boys, baby, there's seven footers in the business game. The aircraft carriers that sit there on the box and pound it in like mom of a towel, 800 pound gorilla in the paint. You know Keith Shakespeare said let's kill all

the lawyers. But he never said let's just kill off the lawyers of the little guys who get hurt. Keith, maybe you think it's a picnic to have your wrong leg amputated, but that's the boo-boo baby that can cost you your footwork. Maybe you think the savings and loan scandal wasn't a big enough ripoff, baby, or that Mike Milkin should suit up and get back out there and show us some more of that old, so special touch. To me, Keith lawyers are like white power forwards. They're ugly to watch, but sometimes you need him. From the left I'm Dick Vital. From the right I'm Keith Jackson and there's no suing over this point. It's fun to be at the loggerheads, baby. At the loggerheads is produced with the help of the Athletics Foundation, reminding you that sports metaphors hit a home run every time. I'm my recipient. Join us next time for another landmark in debate liveliness. At the loggerheads. This is CPR, Got Metal Public Radio.

Hi, I'm Johnny Cochran, but you can call me Mr. Johnny. Have you ever heard of the Colombian necklace? Are you aware that in the jewelry business, there's a term that describes a necklace with the look and feel of 24-carat gold, but which sells for hundreds of dollars less. Are you aware of that? You will be if you join me for a jewelry spectacular on the home shopping network. Mr. Johnny's jewelry club. Mr. Johnny, I got the necklace last week. I've worn it with everything and I'm calling to get one from my sister and also one of the Colombian necklace from her husband. Just look at the pictures of amazing things you can get. Mr. Johnny's jewelry club. Thursdays on the home shopping network. Value, you be the judge. And don't forget to use duty.

I can't drink orange juice. That's the only reason Russ or Limbar got that job in Florida is because I can't drink orange juice anymore. Stuff like orange juice and grapefruit juice and tomatoes, if any of you have arthritis out there, you know that's almost the worst stuff that you can put in your body because of the acidity that's involved in it. And I was one of these guys who drank the quart of orange juice every day. So as he's told me about it, I said, you know, I'm going to have to try this stuff. I said, well, I'll call home and get him a Senate to me. Well, he said, no, I got it right here. It'll be a bag of it right there. So for the next few months, along with you once again, changing my diet and stuff, I started taking regularly juice plus and started filling. I don't know it was mine over matter. It was a mental thing. But almost immediately, I started filling better. All of a sudden, I was getting another 10 yards on my drive when I was, and then

before I knew it, I just started skipping the nappison and skipping the indison and skipping the pain pills, the Advil. I mean, I was one of these guys with six, seven Advils a day, you know. And until the day, well, I don't have to take anything. And my thought in any event, not only was I using it, I'll show you how smart I am, I'm dating my ex-wife. And my ex-wife started using it, right? And in my family, just because it was there, I have a 25-year-old daughter, a 25-year-old daughter started using it. And consequently, they kept asking me for more. You know, only then, I'm about out of that juice plus can you give me some more. And I started making calls. I said, Kathy, you got to give me more. And all of a sudden, everybody around me was using juice plus. And I said, it would be great

if I was a distributor. It started building up a little base right now. I was a distributor of this stuff. So, in any event, that's when John and I started talking in earnest about giving him involved in companies. He could tell you, my main thing is I would have to be a distributor. He said, well, that might not be fair. We want to give it. Come on board and help all our distributors, you know? And so, we start talking to him. And obviously, with the name juice plus, with the natural, right? And obviously, it was really a spin of real easy association to this point. My biggest problem in talking with my ex-wife is, but our kids in this day and age, where I was giving them junk food, and how do you sit them down and get them to eat a healthy meal? And this sort of supersedes all of that. The problem is, you've got to come up with a way to make this a chewable thing, because kids, you know what I'm talking about? It's for kids. I have an 85-year-old to get kids to swallow it. He's telling me to, you know, to undo it and pour it in there. But, you

mothers know how you've got to go in the other room and do that. It's a chupin. The kids don't want to know that they're getting anything healthy, you know? But some of my, let's just say, my wife has found a way to get, we've just started our kids on it, because as I say, with this hectic schedule, this is a way that they can get some of those healthy, you know, nutrients and things that they would normally not get in this hectic schedule that I have and that she has in our family. But my, John, what John was here earlier, John, was it, is John Shaw? Earl Shaw, your Earl and his wife done, oh, here they are, done deep. See, I'm sort of following in their footsteps. They were married, they were divorced and now they're married again, you know? And I'm sort of going through the same thing with my ex-wife, where we're now dating again and she's on Juice Plus. She wants to be a distributor, you know? Who needs, who needs my ex-wife here? I'm on the board out of there. I'll help out just a little bit. So anyway, warm up here.

Candidate number seven, Ladis Dweinyas, and Mahiwak, Tamantama, Mahiwakambul from City Horde. Who did you choose? Would you have any particular choices you would have wanted to make? Whoever it is that God wants me to ask. Well, it so happens, God has asked Mr. Richard Gomez. Thank you. Gladys, tell me, what can you say about the massacre movies being produced and shown in Philippine movies, in Philippine cinema? Well, personally, I don't, I don't think this massacre movie should be shown, firstly because I don't believe negative aspects of life should be focused more than those that we should be focusing more and the good things that we, life can offer us. And that's how

we can improve. Mr. Gomez, are you happy? But don't you think if this should be bad too? Yeah, I'd like to quote a word from Mr. Franklin Roosevelt. He says that progress, the test of progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, but it is whether we add enough for those who have little. Meaning, if we focus ourselves to the negative aspects of life, the more it will, it will in our country, in our nation, in ourselves. And so I think it is better that we focus more on the good side of life. Thank you. Thank you, Gladys, for giving us number seven. Actually, that was also my answer. Our baton twerler, I missed

talent, Miss Margaret Langs. Okay. Margaret has chosen the very debonair, Ryan Noli de Castro. If you are to list the two most pressing problems in your province batangas, what would this be and why? Bucket. Actually, I wasn't raised at batangas, but I think it's the poverty in batangas. Yeah, we have plenty of less fortunate brothers who needs help there. And I think we should act on that. Mr. de Castro, what part in batangas?

Lemory batangas. Lemory, but not only lemory, but we should act at all the towns there, not only lemory batangas, but also in other towns. Okay. Salamat. Salamat, Marguerite Lane. Our third finalist. Let's invite to join us this time, Miss Joanne Santos. Joanne has chosen from the United States, Mr. Cadenwood. Joanne, if a national artist asked you to pose in the nude for a painting session, would you accept his proposal and why or why not? I wouldn't accept it because in the first place, I'm a Filipina and the Filipina here are

very conservative people. Thank you. If you'd like to add more to that, Mr. Wood. Sounds good. Thank you very much. And our Miss Friendship winner, Keralain Pobre. Keralain has chosen the Ambassador from India, Ambassador Shaya Mala Kaussi. Keralain, today there are an increasing number of women going into politics. Do you think that is a good thing or not and in either case for what reason? Yes, I believe it's a very good thing. Women today have better opportunities and more freedom of choice and I'm pretty sure that they would make good politicians.

Thank you very much. Canada's number 40 Keralain Pobre. Thank you very much, ladies. I would also like to thank our Board of Judges. Now, not very big and we're down to the last remaining minutes of tonight's competition, but it's still anyone's ball game. Direct from the Trading Floor of Korean Stalk of Malaver, this is Mind Your Own Business. I'm Mike Tuchinello on the Trading Floor. Wall Street threw a Mexican hat dance this week, jumping for joy and taking the Dow to record new heights as the Mexican peso went into intensive care. And the Dollar strapped on its own diving gear for the long trip down.

The Dow said eat my dirt to the 4,000 mark and the stock market regained its reputation for making the most out of bad news. Currency traders are voting with their feet, fleeing the ones all mighty dollar for the German mark and the Japanese yen. It took 50 years, but the other side finally won World War II. The giddy ascension of the stock market balloon this week suggests that savvy investors may want to take a strong position in sandbags. But one business that seems a sure bet to write out any financial storm is ballistic concepts of America. And the CEO of that firm is my guest today on Mind Your Own Business. Barlow drew up ballistic concepts. Welcome to the Trading Floor. Thank you, Mike. BCA has refocused on our core business with the question. Oh, sure. Barlow ballistic concepts has gotten lean and mean over the past year, hasn't it? It's true, Mike. BCA has refocused on our core business products for every price point and value category of the assault weapon market. And we've sold off a lot of our acquisitions that weren't synergistic with high-speed semi-automatic firing portable bullet delivery systems.

You sold off investments in the car rental and winery business, didn't you, Barlow? We didn't feel that they offered even the same order of magnitude to return on investment that the assault weapon business can if we grow that business properly. And that was the good news this week, wasn't it? Obviously Bob Dole has declared himself strictly on the side of the thousands of Americans who are engaged every day in the struggle to keep America's top-of-the-line civilian firepower made in the USA. The promise to lift the discriminatory ban on so-called assault weapons means the decisions about this industry which BCA is the dominant force today will again be left to the wisdom and the marketplace. But now wouldn't the ban have meant a higher price per unit for ballistic concept products? Sure Mike, but at the expense of expanding our consumer base. I mean the less customer friendly we are at the retail level. The easier it is for a potential assault weapons buyer to say, what the hell, I'll just get a rifle at the gun store, it's easier. You don't become, I believe, a fortune 500 company by selling only to proven buyers.

Now assuming they repeal the assault weapons ban succeeds, this would really be a return on no investment for BCA, wouldn't it? It would indeed Mike, we didn't do anything but ride the coattails of our friends at the NRA. We say that we grow our business watered with NRA lobbying money, so let me just say that's more synergistic than assault weapons and renting dodges and other fine cars ever was. Well, I know you can't give this interested advancement advice to our audience on this subject, but then everybody's got some bias. In any case, do you think assault weapons as an industry that should be represented in the savvy investor's portfolio? I sure do, Mike. We're starting a very ambitious branding program. Depending on price point, the name's sudden blast and dominator will become household names within the next 18 months. The market has repeatedly said that nothing is more valuable to a company than well-known brand names. As Campbell Soup. Well, of course, Soup can't talk, but neither can we, Barlow, because we're out of time. Barlow drew a ballistic concept of America thanks for spraying us with rapid fire information today here on The Trading Floor.

I brought a clip for you, Mike, with BCH's compliments. Great, thanks. Next week, on Mind Your Own Business, derivatives more dangerous than sedatives. Until then, from The Trading Floor of Korean Slocum Oliver, I'm Mike Tuchinello, saying this week, mind the business of someone who's Irish. So long. First juices, first squeezed juices, stretches to an all-down town. Get your... Excuse me, young gentleman. I didn't mean to interrupt, but do you at this time have for sale freshly squeezed juice derived from the orange? Fresh squeezed orange juice. Do you prefer it? I've gathered if that's what you mean. That's what I mean, sir. Thank you. All right. It would help me greatly if I could have a... By the way, what sizes do they come in large, medium and small?

No, sir. You do, I take it, have sizes, don't you? Sizes. Different sizes, waxed cardboard cup in which the juice is profit for sale, if you can. Yes, sir, we've got regular and large. And of the two, which would be the larger as between the regular and the large? The large would be larger, sir. And what would... 250, sir. You're assuming that I was directing your attention to the sales price? It was. Please, so-so. How much for two largest? Two largest would be $5. Could you give them to me at this time? Sure. Here you go. It's $5. Ah, sir. Directing your attention to the time period of the last ten years.

Have you ever referred to a member of the African-American community as a nigger? No. Are you certain? You're telling us at this time that you never at any point may have said, here's your orange juice, nigger. Do, sir, I get fired for that. $5, please. Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger. Does that sound like something you may once have said I don't near this location? No, sir. I'd like to close out this sale, sir. $5, please. Did you not say, as I thought, in fact, you did, that that was the price of two cups of freshly squeezed juice derived from the orange? Yeah. Two large. Help me out, sir. Please. I see only one orange juice here on your colorful card. Now, recalling what you said a few moments ago, one large would be 250.

You said that. How long ago would you ask me? I don't know a few minutes. A few doesn't help us very much. Could you put a number on it for us, please? Three minutes. You're certain that you told me one large was 250, not more than three minutes ago. Yeah, I'm sure. If you ever said, here's your papaya juice. Use slant-hide sushi-eating-jap. No, sir. We don't have papaya juice. Beener. Did you ever call someone at or near this establishment? Beener. Establishment? This card, previously referred to in 717. Look, I never said any of that stuff. I managed to get my butt if you heard me slag any customer. Except people who don't pay for their juice. Never said kike. No, sir. Wap. No, sir. Speak. No, sir.

Make. No, sir. But you have said nigger. No, sir. All right. Bob Donnelly, it is. Thank you. I didn't. Keep the change. Sir. There is no change. Coming next month to a public television station, the outdoor concert spectacle that electrified an entire countryside. It happened only once. But you can see it every night, all through a special pledge plus month. Master Master John Tesch, teams with Master Storyteller Brian Kato-Kalen to bring you and your children an unforgettable performance of Peter and the Wolf. What's upon a time there was, you know, like not a girl, you know, like a boy,

Peter, and he lived with his grandfather, you know, in a house. Well, it wasn't in the, you know, there was a forest, you know, it was like near, near the forest, and early, you know, kind of, before noon, in the, in the, you know, before noon. Peter went to the gate and opened it, went into the, you know, where the green is, the metal. The coffee of Spurinily Charming Story and Music get rocketed into the 90s by two of America's most unique and uniquely American talents. And it's not uncable.

It's not in your video store and it's certainly not on some interactive digital computer telephone link that's five years away. Kaelin and Tess and Peter in the Wolf are here now, only on public TV. Okay, so the cat thought that bird is so busy, you know, arguing, not, you know, angry, but arguing. He'll never notice me sneaking up, you know, coming from, like, behind, you know, he'll make a good, not lunch, you know, before, like, but, not didn't. It's, you eat in the morning, breakfast. Peter, his grandfather, the bird, the duck,

the cat, and the wolf. They come alive in Keto Kaelin's hypnotically vivid storytelling style. Is he the garrison killer of the 90s? Certainly John Dash thinks so. That's why he added his musical flair and gusto to this spectacular event. It's one way your public television station can say thank you in advance for the contribution you'll be reminded to give throughout this very special television evening. Okay, so the bird almost touched the wolf's head with his, you know, wings and when the wolf snapped at him from, you know, this side and that side, you know, both sides. Yes, so the wolf never noticed, you know, Peter, his wolf never saw, I mean, Peter's with the rope, you know, he's getting rope. And the wolf, he was angry. I mean, he was furious. I mean, he was angry. I'll catch that bird.

If it's the last thing I do, it's worth, you know, not those words. Like, he said, but the bird was, you know, smart and clever, you know, and the wolf couldn't do anything. I mean, couldn't do anything. If you see only one public television fundraising musical special, this fiscal quarter, this should be the one. John Tesch brings the music. Brian Cato-Kalen brings the words. And public television brings you. Just then, a group of, you know, they shoot, they hunt. They hunt, they hunt.

Yes, they came out of the forest, you know, because the wolf had a smell, you know, a trail. They're falling trail. And shooting, as, you know, as they go shoot with, you know, hundreds. I'm Newt Gingrich. This, not taxpayer subsidies, but public television is all about. Take a date. Tesch, Keeling, Peter, next month on public television. We're not just for smart people anymore.

Hi, everybody, Colonel Oliver North. Back on the radio from Washington, D.C. on our Oliver North radio network. And the Iraqis, Saddam Hussein. Saddam Hussein, I call him, has taken, they've taken two perfectly law-biting Americans who are over in Kuwait, as part of the civilian arms support system for our ally Kuwait, who strayed accidentally into Iraqi territory. They have been sentenced, my fellow Americans, to eight years in Iraqi jail, eight years in Saddam Hussein's hell. And what is Bill Clinton going to do about it?

Of course, everyone knows that the purpose of Saddam Hussein, I call him Saddam Insane, and doing this is to try to pressure the United Nations, the joke that is the United Nations, and the joke that is United States foreign policy into removing the sanctions on the Iraqi government. There's no way my fellow Americans we should reduce those sanctions. This is blackmail, and you do not pay blackmailers. It never worked. It never will. Now, what should we do? There are toe missiles that I know about. There are patriot missiles. There are cruise twos, cruise threes that we have, that we don't need right now,

and a certain moderate faction of Saddam Hussein's government might be able to use them to increase their leverage against this dictator. It would have to be done with great discretion and care. But think about it. It's a neat idea. And so is this. Welcome to the show. I think I'll get to career politicians. Are you trying to focus in on them together? Exactly. Maybe we'll lessen it.

We'll lessen it. Okay.