Le Show; 1994-03-27; 1994-04-03; 1994-04-10

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It is pungent and powerful and sweet and tasty and for one Washington DC chef it is the ultimate in high cuisine. Also violence and non-violence in Mexico and some Christian and Jewish thoughts on sacrifice and renewal as they celebrate Passover and Easter. That's later today on all things considered from 5 to 6 on KCRW. You know, it may just be my imagination, but I can smell the onions from here. In the city, in 15 seconds, it will be 10 a.m. That's time for a little show, way I figure it. Mmm, onions for breakfast. Let's jump in, I am functioning at this juncture under, well you know, all of us in showbizness. The pressure is enormous, every live long minute of the day. But at this particular juncture, the pressure is, it's like what they figure it must be

down way deep, way, way down at the bottom of the ocean, you know, where the pounds per square inch just become, just become like rush limbaugh sitting on you, you know, that, that much pressure. I've been informed by my affiliate in Chicago, WGN, the world's greatest newspaper. It's a radio station, but you know, that's what it's called. Which is a year after year, I've neglected to mention this, wins the sum award for the best radio station in the country, and congratulations to them, and by extension to me. Anyway, they've told me that on this particular date, the broadcast is going to be truncated, distilled, edited down, because there's some awards, very important awards show that's coming on right after me. So I've been informed that Chicago will, on this particular date, here only the highlights of the program.

So you can imagine the pressure. Is this right here, right now? Is this a highlight? What about this? See what I'm saying? The second guessing is, it's going to take quite a toll. I'll be half a man by the time this broadcast is over, but boy, the highlights yet to come. Hi, welcome to the show. Now let's go. Do you feel the same? Do you just lie about the mention of my name? Don't worry, baby, ain't nothing new

That's just love's taking up on you Give it all to shake me Feel like I do That's just love's taking up on you We're honored for your heart to hide What's love come sneaking up on your blind side And might have well just out the rain Stand in the track of a runway drain Just can't fight it when a thing is meant to be Come on, let's finish what started with me Don't worry, baby, ain't nothing new That's just love's taking up on you

Give it all to shake me Feel like I do That's just love's taking up on you Don't worry, baby, ain't nothing new That's just love's taking up on you Give it all to shake me Feel like I do That's just love's taking up on you

Give it all to shake me Feel like I do That's just love's taking up on you That's just love's taking up on you Don't worry, baby, ain't nothing new That's just love's taking up on you Give it all to shake me Feel like I do That's just love's taking up on you Well, the clock at night, you walked out door You told me, baby, you were found in a truck store

Mama in my mind I knew you was lying Got a drugstore closed out of Toronto tonight See the song you're willing to call the fans I heard you tellin' whether I ain't got no sense But will you be there and have such a track Tryin' to put me in a trick bag Walked in my room door I heardin' off the back door in my head Got my window Somebody's takin' it on the lap Now we had a fight Mama, you got mad You don't tell a phone

Call your mom and dad They call my runnin' down With big old bats in their hands Told me don't you hit the guy no more Don't you understand What I saw is a winner, y'all Rollin' pants, tryin' to killin' her I don't tellin' whether I ain't got no sense Wish you been actin' it's such a track Tryin' to put me in a trick bag You killed me wrong Mama, I know I'm right No, it wasn't I, now I don't have that back But you, my dog, huh And I'm hot, huh And you ain't done today

But I'm no good to sonnet along But I sawin' a winner, y'all Rollin' pants, tryin' to killin' her I ain't got no sense Wish you been actin' it's such a track Tryin' to put me in a trick bag Come on baby, let's go downtown Come on baby, let's turn you around

Now turn you turn you turn you around Come on baby, let's go downtown Come on baby, let's go downtown Come on baby, let's go downtown Walk on, talk on Baby tell no lies Don't you be caught by the tear in your eyes Sure enough they'll be selling stuff Or when the movie begins to rise Get it back when you're dealing with the man That lies right in your eyes Come on baby, let's go downtown

Let's go, let's go downtown Come on baby, let's turn you around Now turn you turn you turn you around Come on baby, let's go downtown Come on baby, let's go downtown Come on baby, let's go downtown Come on baby, let's go downtown Snake eyes, red stripes in my God blocks the cash Phone, phone, and a drop in the tube Now you don't have to ask Sure enough they'll be selling stuff Or when the movie begins to rise Get it back when you're dealing with the man That lies right in your eyes

Come on baby, let's go downtown Let's go, let's go downtown Come on baby, let's turn you around Now turn you turn you turn you around Come on baby, let's go downtown Come on baby, let's go downtown Let's go, let's go downtown Come on baby, let's turn you around Now turn you turn you turn you around Yeah, I'm real scared of the North Koreans With their big, big scary bomb I don't know what the CIA thinks about this Because if they're predicting That the North Koreans actually have A nuclear weapon And are planning to sell it To third world nations, I'll feel very safe Based on the CIA's recent record Unless Aldrich Ames is back

Hey hey, I'm not Aldrich Ames I'm Harry Sheer, welcome to the show I was just using about this North Koreans That was almost a highlight They're all highlights I'm excited because This Saturday in Los Angeles 6.30 p.m. on our Flagship station, KCRW In Santa Monica Is the world radio premiere of The Musical J Edgar Which is co-written by myself And Tom Leopold with Music by Peter Matz It'll be coming to your town soon And you hear it for free on the radio now Or you pay a lot of money And wait a long time to see it in the theater About a year from now Best, best yet How mad can Howard Stern be today Don Ames On this week with David Brinkley Being treated like a serious Like well, like an almost serious person Oh man That's got to get Howard Stern so ticked off My thanks also to Los Angeles Magazine For including this broadcast

Among the Reasons for people not to leave Los Angeles Although, to be honest It's, you know, we're on all over the country On the Chicago highlights But still, we're on all over the country I guess except New York, unless you want to stay up to one In the morning Wake up New York The heck is wrong with these people You know, I've just had a thought Howard Stern This week I asked that he's Running for Governor of New York And who would have thought of the two Reigning Loudmouths and American Broadcasting That Howard Stern would run for office Before Rush Limbaugh But the FCC never, never really The friend of Howard Stern announced To no great surprise really It was obvious That anybody If Howard Stern is in fact A serious, quote, unquote, Candidate for Governor Or any other office That all other candidates Will, for the office Will have to be given equal time

Of the stations that broadcast Mr. Stern's program, including The one in New York City So if I just Declared myself a serious candidate For Governor of New York I could swap this One hour a week at 1 a.m. On WNYC for five hours a day On K-Rock Hmm No, no, no Might have to do it, might have to Now, am I a green? What would I be? What would my party be? I don't know, I have to think about it But I can't be too hard On the good people at WNYC My New York affiliate, they've got problems Of their own I know that my friends in New York Are telling me that things are looking up Since Rudolf Giuliani Became mayor there I don't know And when I ask for examples That is, well you know To call it the tip of the iceberg

Is to sow insult The tip of the iceberg To sow trivialize the tip But anyway I cannot speak From personal experience of what Mayor Giuliani has done For the streets of New York I do know That shortly upon taking office He prevailed upon WNYC My New York affiliate Which happens to be owned By the city of New York Although they keep threatening to sell it Maybe I should just buy the station Forget about right there I'll just buy the station Anyway, he prevailed upon them To install as a talk show host His friend Curtis Sleewa Curtis Sleewa best known As the leader of the Guardian Angels Although he revealed Admitted, didn't reveal Admitted about a year and a half ago That the Guardian Angels Weren't all they were cracked up to be That in fact

Occurrences where they had come to the Aid You know what they are They wear the red berets and they patrol the subways And they've actually gone Into other cities with their Private security patrol Premise But Curtis and his wife Lisa Also a Guardian Angel Also a radio host Admitted that Well, a couple of times When they'd come to the rescue of Muggers, the whole thing had been staged To sort of Maintain the image Don't you know Of the Guardian Angels In other words Curtis and Lisa They live on the street In the city that keeps Your mind On its feet They pass by a friend of Chop one of those cold winter days And they told each other That they look good in the race Curtis and Lisa

They legend began They had 20 flunkies And they had a plan They had begun to hold sway In would come angels In Brad red berets Make them leave angels They're weeks like they used Make them leave angels I never refuse Just a gratitude In a parade Make them leave angels I never refuse Well, Curtis and Lisa A muggy they staged Then they rushed into rescue A city enraged Faked in a song by A punk on a straight Victims on the front page In a parade Curtis and Lisa They start to provide To the concept of angels To the whole outside

They'll sell you a franchise Then you could pay For the right to work tall In a parade Make them leave angels Nothing is real Make them leave angels What's the big deal Something actually happened That's what they say Make them leave angels Still in parades Make them leave angels Now they're on mic Make them leave angels Tune them in if you like Their sing is the morning Back rope and parade Make them leave angels Still the focal away Curtis and Lisa Yeah, they'll make them leave angels Back to my boy

Back to my boy You're so strange You're so confused You're so strange You're so confused I'm totally What ever would I I could be still And touch with you And you're full of the wonder of spring It's all sweetness and life that you play And the room for the people for The only thing that's all A doctor should quickly descend

You can crack in my miserable friend To the face of despair you will grow Back to my boy Back to my boy Back to my boy You're so strange You're so confused I'm totally What ever would I I could be still And touch with you When you say you got the shadows of night And your eyes are so clear and so bright You'll make fools of the lies And you'll make fools of the lies

And you'll make fools of the lies And you'll make fools of the lies But when demons have a client on their back You'll be suspicious and quick to attack And you'll put out on the show To win the thing I don't know Caught in right before Oh And you're under contract to the Queen And you're acting so nice It's a shame You're full of wonderful souls Do you really think I don't know I'm in my blood. I'm in my blood. I'm in my blood.

I'm in my blood. I'm in my blood. I'm in my blood.

I'm in my blood. I'm in my blood. I'm in my blood. I'm in my blood. I'm in my blood. I'm in my blood. I think the name of it is in here somewhere. It's going to take me too long to find it. But it's a new science. It's Acoustic Thermometry. pioneered by Scripps Oceanographer Walter Monk. Acoustic Thermometry. The deal is they can figure out whether there's global warming going on by accurate measurement of the temperature, water temperature in the ocean. And the way they measure the water temperature of the ocean is by the speed with which sound waves travel through water. So they got to put loud sounds into the water and deafened whales. This is because if there's global warming, you might hurt the whales. Whales, please, don't you understand? We're trying to help you. What? Can't hear you. 35 million to do this

would be financed largely by the defense department. Oh, there they are again. And would rely on part on sophisticated listening gear operated by the Navy. Wasn't this the same stuff they wanted to bury under Wisconsin? Probably was something else. I remember that E.L.F. extra low frequency stuff that people in Wisconsin were scared would curdle their milk. Anyway, the fear was that it could affect as many as 26,000 whales belonging to 10 species, 406,000 dolphins belonging to 8 species and 245,000 sea lions and elephant seals. And of course, these are animals that basically navigate. They're in the ocean, you know? They basically navigate with the use of their ears. So we're going to defend them. But imagine the fun watching them bump into each other. That's off for the moment, but only for the moment. Also in the irony file, the so far lone gunman, but I'll tell you ladies and gentlemen,

this is the year of the second gunman theory. But so far, the accused assassin of the putative next president of Mexico says he shot him, yeah, but he was only trying to wound him to gain attention for his pacifist views. Almost as nervy, defense attorney Leslie Abramsen, the attorney for one of the Menendez, is it Lyle? She's Eric's attorney. Yes, the Eric Menendez legal defense fund. She's sent a letter urging all those who've expressed support for Eric, meaning about 3,000 people nationwide of sentiment letters to contribute money so she can continue defending him. She was paid up to now. What's the total? 900,000? Close to 900,000. And now she's trying to raise up a million dollars because the taxpayers won't pay her to defend Eric in the second trial. She says, I wish I was a rich person.

I'd defend him for free. She has been paid. 700, no, sorry, $790,000. So of course she's not a rich person. She didn't get paid 900,000. And what else? Well, very hardwarming to see Steven Spielberg on the front page of the paper. Looking moved. Looking humble but moved. It only took 6 million people to die so we could get his Oscar. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for me to read the trades for you. It gets even scarier. From advertising age, convicted killer Gacy, a 900 line. I'm not making it up. I'm reading it for you. It's a highlight.

For about two bucks a minute, you can hear the man convicted of murdering more people than anyone else in US history declare. He didn't do it. On the 900 line, serial killer John Wayne Gacy asserts his innocence in the slaying of 33 young men and boys. Quote, people like hearing about criminals, reading about criminals, and looking at pictures of criminals, says Rick Lazio, sales representative of all star communications, the Boca Raton Florida 900 number service, that's handling, and promoting the Gacy line. 12 minutes of comments by the convicted mass murder, or $1.99 a minute. Mr. Lazio said he's using classified personal ads in most of the major papers across the country outdoor billboards will read, quote, if you don't believe John Wayne Gacy, don't call his number, end quote. Mr. Lazio said he didn't know how many calls

have been made to the phone lines and it started up earlier this month. Once word of the 900 line got out, the Illinois Attorney General's office sued Mr. Gacy for $140,000 the estimated cost of his imprisonment so far. He's profiting from doing what he did. There's something terribly wrong with that set of spokesman for the Attorney General. However, Attorney Gregg Adamsky said Mr. Gacy has written nearly 30 letters protesting against the phone line and none of the money goes to the death row inmate. Mr. Gacy never approved using his comments, given in a phone interview with a company that contracted with all star communications, Mr. Adamsky said. Mr. Lazio says he got permission from Mr. Gacy's representatives to set up the 900 line. Mr. Lazio said he's now in discussions on similar phone messages from several other criminals. The Gacy 900 line may have a short life,

Mr. Gacy is currently scheduled to be executed May 10th. I think people like to hear about criminals that are dead too. What do you think, Mr. Lazio? And Santa Monica is not only the home of the homeless, ladies and gentlemen. This week it was also the home of the fourth annual, fourth annual, I think, program length advertisement of the year awards. Yes, another infomercial awards. These were hosted by, how's your career going department, pen and teller? The 1994 program length advertisement of the year awards, Marcus Signific and Milestone in the history of the infomercial industry for the first time ever, these awards are based on the overall effectiveness in the campaign in meeting specific advertising

and marketing objectives. In other words, these awards are no longer based solely on popularity. We're not running a popularity contest here, people. The categories, I'm glad you ask, most innovative new product, most innovative use of an infomercial, most effective home fitness health product infomercial, most effective beauty product infomercial, most effective household appliance consumer electronics infomercial, most effective entertainment product infomercial, most effective self-help infomercial, most effective retail campaign infomercial, and most effective infomercial for an established product. The big winner, tie-e productions for gravity's edge, the first story-mercial. Yes, it's the infomercial with a plot. How can you not give them an award?

And the convention that was associated with this award ceremony also brought two pieces of news, which I can't even characterize. CBS Television will present their new comprehensive program of airing corporate infomercials late night. This is a breakthrough program that is a must for companies utilizing infomercials. This is a presentation that was made by Phil Press, of CBS not to be confused with Mark Cress, of Joan Rivers for products, who gave a seminar, including vital information on how you can get your company's products featured on Can We Shop? But the other great infomercial news coming. There's an infomercial coming for

Charo's Guitar Passion, a collection of ten flamenco and classical Spanish guitar songs from Charo. The press release for the infomercial notes that Charo has been voted the best flamenco guitarist in the world. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you really do learn something every time I read the trades for you. I read the trades for you. I read the trades for you.

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I read the trades for you. From CPR, Continental Public Radio, this is At Loggerheads, a symmetrically persistent debate on an issue of current interest from two elegantly matched points of view. Today, Whitewater, Scandal, or Sinsho, on the left, Casey Cason, on the right, Dick Clark. Casey Bill Clinton has treated the 19th it is like a very white B side. Yet now we find out that Hillary was trading in cattle futures that were both by a real estate, doing the same things in short as the people they were criticizing, the same things Casey that people like you and I do. The President releasing his old tax returns

is like Madonna coming on stage in her underwear. It just reminds you of what's not being revealed. Watching the President's news conference this week, made me think of the guy putting money into a broken jukebox, hoping to hear bars, scags, but ending up with the spinners. He wanted to low down, but he had to settle for the games people play. You know, Casey, I've said it so often my ties have gotten blue in the face, but being around kids is what keeps me young. Bill and Hillary Clinton have been hanging around with land developers and owners of failed savings and loans. Whatever it's done for their wallets, it hasn't given them a free pass from father time. You know, Casey, there's a question at the bottom of all this and it's not who put the bump. I've got a feeling the kids call it a vibe, that the key to all of the whitewater mess is sitting in Vince Foster's office as persistent and unobtrusive as light classic rock. You know, Bill and Hillary Clinton started their administration

telling us to not stop thinking about tomorrow, but now more and more they believe in yesterday. They often as a change in the way government worked and instead were getting the next crazyest thing to bloopers from the earnest movies. This week's news conference had a great beat, but you couldn't dance to it. I give it a 70, Casey. Dick, the Clintons are yesterday's leaders of tomorrow today and their generation is getting a bad rap. These are the people who built their city on rock and roll and some of the results like a woman being a smart and powerful as a old man. Well, I just hit some people worse than a humanitarian award for Snoop Doggie Dog or from him. Dick, maybe you've never been suckered into bad investments by friends, but I think that's as American as Jay and the Americans. Dick, let me read you a letter I recently got under the sweetheart tree. It begins, dear Casey, I voted for Bill Clinton because he promised to change our lives for the better.

But now his critics seem to think that something that happened almost before I was born is more important. Casey, will you tell those critics for me to lay off the president? And can you please play anything by Pearl Jam? Well, Dick, aside from the request, that letter is typical of the way most people see this. What we've got is a duet better than Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warns being heckled from the back row by people who just don't like duets. 15 years ago, a married couple put $500 in cash into an investment they thought could help pay for their daughter's college tuition. That $500 investment turned into a $46,000 loss. How? Well, do you believe in magic? But if we're counting down the week's most important news stories, that one weighs in at number 339. Let's let the Clintons do what they do best. Keep their feet on the ground and keep hanging with the stars. From the left, I'm Casey Kasey.

And from the right, I'm Dick Clark. And it's fun to be at Loggerheads. And Loggerheads is produced with the aid of a grant from the Rock the Vote Foundation. I'm Iris Hittkin. Tremis next time, when another timely issue is joined at the nearly hip at Loggerheads. This is CPR, cut middle public radium. Paint the back right side. Paint the back right side. We're so mad, we didn't read my book. It took me years to write. It's really take a look. Based on an off-line path made there, and I need a job. So I want to be at the back right turn. Paint the back right turn. It's a better story than a better match.

And it's blinking right, doesn't understand. The sun doesn't work, but the day doesn't matter. It's a steady job, but it wants to be at the back right turn. Paint the back right turn. Paint the back right turn. It's a thousand pages, we've been chasing you. So copy right to your heart, and we could do. So I can make a line, and make a line for us. I can change your own, and I want to be able to go back right now. Paint the back right turn. We like to have the rights. We can make the millions while you're on the line. You must protect, save me here. But I need a way, and I want to be able to go back right turn. Paint the back right turn.

Paint the back right turn. Paint the back right turn. Paint the back right turn. Paint the back right turn. Paint the back right turn. Paint the back right turn. Well, this week just proves that if you keep repeating a rumor long enough, it's bound to come true. First of all, that Randy Fund would be fired as Coach of the Lakers, that one's been repeated for the last 12 months. Finally came true, and the Beatles are reuniting.

Boy, how long has that rumor been spread? It's true. The Beatles announced this week that they took a tape, an old home demo tape of a John Lennon song called, He is a bird from 1971, from 1970, or 1971, classic rock era, and took it in the studio, George Martin, heavily processed the vocal, bring it up to current standards, current high standards of digital fidelity. Pardon me. And then the other Beatles played over it, and Paul composed a new final verse in song harmony, sang harmony with John. And the tapes were provided by Yoko. So everybody's on good terms now. Yoko decided to turn over the tapes of all these home demos of John's, for two reasons. One, she thought it would, you know. There's no reason to keep the animosity going any longer,

and two, they could tape them off the air on that only in Mint Show anyway. Loggers are going to process the heck out of them. They could tape it off the radio. So the Beatles are back with a new single called, Free as a Bird, and Magic John will be coaching the Lakers starting right now. And I think one of those will work. Don't pin me down. Now, the tobacco industry, ladies and gentlemen, you know that they're in a corner. This week, I said corner. This week, the, there's only one O in corner. This week, the federal government threatened to ban all smoking in the workplace. And since everybody's working somewhere, that would be kind of everywhere. Also, the surgeon, not the surgeon general, the head of the FDA went back to Congress and said, please, please, please, let me regulate tobacco as a drug,

because there's this, there's this nicotine in it that they keep fooling around with, and the tobacco industry, true to its mission. It is the stimulus. It's the seventh largest cash crop in the United States. I don't know if they're including marijuana in that counting, but if you're whatever the, whatever else is on the list. Corn, soybeans. And wait, tobacco is number seven. In case you wonder why they retain the political cloud they do, the tobacco industry. Tobacco industry is fighting back. This week, they filed a $10 billion, billion lawsuit against ABC News for alleging that cigarettes are deliberately manipulated in terms of their nicotine level to keep smokers hooked. And the tobacco industry announced that in response to the attempt to ban them in the workplace, they will not go quietly. They will fight back with every tool in their arsenal. And some new tools.

Hi, I'm Bob Lakeme. I'm executive producer of Lifestyle Reports, a daily series of five-minute inserts that you can use in your local news to increase your coverage while keeping your costs down. You know, as a former local news director, as well as originator of the surname Lakeme for anchors and medium-sized markets, I think I know a little bit about what you need to beef up your newscast. And here at Lifestyle Reports, with the resources that already produced such respected print journalism as Philip Morris Magazine and Smoker's Rights Newsletter, we've got what it takes to get you to take it. Oh, take a look at just a sample of what we've got sitting in the satellite shed, waiting to be fed to your station, and pumped over your air. Her neighbors call her Supergrandma.

All she does is run two marathons a week, supervise a daycare center in a busy downtown office building, and still, Mertel Stenner has the time to enjoy two packs of camels a day. I guess I'm the sort of person who has to feel busy all the time and smoking cigarettes when I'm waiting for somebody just helps me feel like I'm doing something. What's fun? I'm John Urgent with a report on the small town that's about to lose its only doctor. I mean, if any of these people knew anything about medicine, they wouldn't want me to operate without relaxing first with a smoke, you know, for their own good. So he's moving somewhere he can be a doctor and pursue his lifestyle. I think in Honduras, the hospital is to let you smoke. I'm in Toshanga, Harris. The Indians did it before Columbus was even a day. Now one of America's most popular chefs is reviving a part of American cuisine as native as the turkey, cooking with tobacco. We have 70 livestock pot concept restaurants, which I consult.

And we've been doing some very exciting things with different herbs. I find, for example, that substituting ground dried tobacco leaves for oregano just gives marinara sauce a nice extra little kick. I'm Josh Inahara with the incredible story of a six-year-old girl trapped in an abandoned well, who stayed alive by smoking cigarettes. They kept me warm, they kept me awake, and after the first couple of days I started giving them names. Stories with heart, stories with punch, stories with pace, stories with tobacco. A much-needed balance for all the anti-smoking activity your station will be covering in the months ahead. Best of all, it's free for you to use as often as you're like.

And best of all, lifestyle reports blend seamlessly into your newscast. With none of that stale syndicated look, it turns news viewers off. But don't take my word for it. You be the judge. Use lifestyle reports in your local newscast and watch something get healthier right away. Your bottom line, aren't Bob like me? Thanks for watching, and thanks for liking me. Thanks for watching, and I'll see you next time. Music

Moonfish, starry eyes, peaches and cream with nuts on the side. I never knew there was anyone living like you. Moonfish, starry eyes, I'm gonna bust my fist with pride. I never lived, baby, not at all till I met you. At six o'clock I expect your call at seven o'clock I am in the hall. At eight o'clock if you don't come by by nine o'clock, baby I die. Moonfish, starry eyes, cooking with gas when I'm by your side.

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election this week in Italy under the ages of the guy who owns all the television networks in Italy. Now, how did they manage that? How did they manage to win an election when he owned all the TV networks? Pff, must have had one smart, you must have had, like, Carvill or somebody over there helping him. Okay, part of that coalition were people who were decorously referred to in the newspapers as neo-fascists, like they figured out a new way to be a fascist. What was, what, what's new? Like neo-Nazis. Oh, they've got new Nazism now, yeah, they went back to the lab and, anyway, so they won in Italy. Something to be on the ascendant in Russia, the Zhirinovsky guy, and his pals, is Europe just doomed to pendulate back and forth between the fascists and the communists that should we wash our hands of the whole thing.

Back up here. It's just a fight with an overdrive, and it can't hurt, it can't hurt, it can't hurt Doing a phone time, sitting in the back, 100 out of 10, only a locks back Playin' G-G-G-G-T, she's a woman now G-G-G-T, woman G-G-G-T, she's a woman now Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline, if the road's through the torts on the back side, if the road's down, put this cold breeze on

Don't I plan you, so's the reaction? Well, I come to town, because I smile, to say he's the man, but the record's real style G-G-G-G-G-T, she's a woman now, G-G-G-T, woman G-G-G-T, she's a woman now Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline, if the road's down, put this cold breeze on Don't I plan you, so's the reaction? Well, I come to town, put this cold breeze on

Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline, if the road's down, put this cold breeze on Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline, if the road's down, put this cold breeze on Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline, if the road's down, put this cold breeze on Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline, if the road's down, put this cold breeze on

Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline, if the road's down Put this cold breeze on Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline, if the road's down

Put this cold breeze on Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline, if the road's down Put this cold breeze on Put this cold breeze on

Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline Tell me all the things you would change I don't pretend to know what you want when you come around and spin my talk

I am not afraid of the dark where your words devour my heart and put me to shame Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline, if the road's down Put this cold breeze on Put this cold breeze on

Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline

Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline Oh, well, there's a sense in the offline Another victory for the war on drugs this week, ladies and gentlemen, yes, the raid was mistaken and innocent 75-year-old black minister who merely sat in his apartment and studied the Bible was killed but a successful raid, well, I mean, there were no drugs because it was an apartment one floor above where they were supposed to have raided but they got in

So, what, now that would be the guy in Malibu that the ranch was killed when they came in looking for drugs that weren't there and this guy So, it is a war. If the standard in the whitewater situation as now appears to be is that if they don't have anything to hide, why are they acting as if they're hiding something? If that is now, ladies and gentlemen, the standard is going on here. This net could get a lot wider. If they don't have anything to hide, why are they acting as if they're hiding something? They line Washington. In 1983, five years before the Surgeon General declared that nicotine was an addictive substance, researchers for the Philip Morris company drew the same conclusion that nicotine is addictive.

Their paper was accepted for publication in a scientific journal but the company forced the author to withdraw it. The study was done by Dr. Victor J. Denobel who was working at Philip Morris and his colleagues was to be published in the journal Psychopharmacology. Experts on nicotine and addiction said the paper would have been the first and best of its kind at the time an important addiction to the research on the addictive prop nicotine. Let's see, I can't even read this. It bothers me so much. The research paper was released this week at a house hearing. It resulted from research at the Philip Morris Research Center. Not long after Dr. Denobel wrote the paper and the company forced him to withdraw it. He left the company and the research group that produced it was closed down. They don't have anything to hide. Why are they acting as if they're hiding something? From the New York Times, marketers usually go to great lengths to establish their brand or corporate identities with consumers.

Sometimes, however, they take equally elaborate measures to cloak the origins of their products. In stealth, parentage, companies promote their wares under the banners of subsidiaries or divisions, thus omitting the ultimate corporate ownership. The phenomenon is most popular in peddling brand sold on the basis of intangible factors like imagery, sex appeal, and snob appeal, including cigarettes, alcoholic beverages, and apparel often the strategies to present a product as the brainchild of a small or exotic and implicitly a more innovative and creative company, rather than it's just another offering from the assembly line of a giant consumer conglomerate. There's good reason for it, in many cases, says Kip Reynolds, managing director and executive creative director at a corporate identity consulting company in New York. Why would Campbell not want to put its name on Gadiva and Pepperidge Farm, he asked rhetorically?

Campbell means trust and simplicity, not what you want to transfer over to a Gadiva or a Pepperidge Farm. Perhaps the best known example of stealth parentage is Bartles and James Wine Coolers. Mr. Bartles and Mr. James and their company were fictitious, the brand is actually produced by the giant Ian J. Gallow winery. Other instances include Zima, clear malt beverage advertised as under the ages of the Zima beverage company in Memphis, which is actually the Memphis Plant of the Coors Brewing Company. The Express Clothing Chain, which strongly suggests it is a French origin, although it is actually owned by limited, incorporated in Columbus, Ohio, and Ice House Ice Brewed Beer marketed by the Plank Road Brewery, which is actually the Miller Brewing Company. Miller is one of the finest trademarks in all the marketing, said a guy worked in Miller, it's not something we're trying to hide or deny. Rather, he added by using the Plank Road Monitor, that Miller is seeking to build a new trademark, from which we can garner different segments of the marketplace. Kip Reynolds, executive, creative director. Yes, he's executive, but yes, he's creative.

Offered another reason why an Ice Brewed Beer might mask its corporate parentage, brewers might think the category will go away if it's a short-term fad, he said, they might withhold using their flagship names, so evocative, of heritage, and tradition. Another common sense example of stealth parentage comes from the Chlorox Company, which sells its laundry and cleaning brands, under the Chlorox name, while selling its food-related products, under names like Hidden Valley Ranch. The Chlorox equity with cleaning is very strong and adds a great deal of value for consumers, as a spokeswoman for Chlorox. When you put a cleaning product name on a food product, she adds it does not connect. Mom, there's bleach in my salad dressing. You avoid that association, I guess. Speaking of the Miller Brewing Company, in San Antonio, Texas this week, the City Council passed up an offer from the Miller Brewing Company of $1 million to help San Antonio complete construction on its minor league baseball stadium. There was a string attached, the stadium would have had to be called, seriously now, Miller Light Stadium, and the City Council said, I think we'll borrow the money, rather than call it Miller Light Stadium.

Of course, there are basketball arenas all over the country that are named, the Golden West Forum, which is named for a bank, Delta Center in Salt Lake City, which is named for an airline, US Air Center in the Land Over Maryland, which is named for an alleged airline, the United Arena in Chicago, which is going to replace Chicago Stadium. So it is more and more commonplace, but San Antonio decided they didn't want their stadium to be named after a beer. In a not related development, Michael Jordan, former Chicago Bull basketball player, has been sent down to the AA level Birmingham Barons. And he's accepting that assignment down from the major leagues with a typical Michael Jordan humility. He's announced plans to buy a special bus, because, you know, those minor league teams have bus trips from game to game that can last up to 12 hours.

So he's going to buy a special buy or lease, a special bus, have little TVs in it, and he has said in the Chicago papers that all of his teammates can ride in his bus, and if he decides to fly from game to game in certain cases, he'll allow them to fly with him. I see promotional opportunities galore. Hi sports fans, Bill Mealy, the voice of the Tallahassee Egritz, with great news. This Saturday night, when the Birmingham Barons come to town, it's your chance to see Michael Jordan super bus. Yep, the most exciting vehicle that baseball since the winter wagon will be making its debut appearance in tightable stadium. And believe you, Mealy, this is something you just got to see. Individual TVs behind every seat, space eight spigots, and dispense just as much gatorade as you want automatically, laser discs of classic Chicago Bulls playoff games, and the world's only jacuzzi out of wheels.

That's just part of what super bus offers, but take it from Mealy. You got to get there early to see super bus. It'll be open for limited group viewing two hours before game time, and it closes as soon as the seventh inning begins. So if you're like Mealy, you'll bring the kids, see the super bus, and catch an inning or two of the game to top off your evening. See you Saturday night at tightable stadium. Don't miss Michael Jordan super bus and enjoy the no regrets, egress brand of baseball. I'm Bill Mealy. I'll be dressed as the egress mascot, the tightable man. And I'll see you there. All the worst is Sunday face, mother's touch, she needs a rest, the kids are playing, I'm downstairs, sister's saying in her sleep, brothers got to date to keep the gardening around.

In our house, in the middle of our streets, our house, in the middle of our house, here as a crowd, there's always something happening, and it's usually right now. I'm up she's so house proud, nothing ever slows her down, and the mess is not allowed. In our house, in the middle of our streets, our house, in the middle of our streets. I'll tell you that you got to pay the bill, all they get is a play for work, mother has to earn a share, then she sends the kids to school, see them up with a small kiss, she's the one that got to missin' up to way.

All the worst is Sunday face, mother has to earn a share, then she sends the kids to school, see them up with a small kiss, she needs a rest, the kids are playing, I'm downstairs, sister's saying in the middle of our streets, our house, in the middle of our streets. I don't remember when I gave them everything to school, when we worked at such a very good time, such a fine time, such a happy time, I don't remember how it plays, it'd be wasted day away then we'd say, nothing would come between us, do a dreamers, all the worst is Sunday best, mother's times she needs a rest, the kids are playing, I'm downstairs, sister's saying in the middle of our streets. Brothers go to night to keep me company around

A house in the middle of our street In the middle of our street A house in the middle of our street A house in the middle of our house A house was a castle and a king A house in the middle of our street A house that was where we used to sleep A house in the middle of our street A house in the middle of our street Yeah Why does it sound like a bandit? Like a bandit? It's... We're using bandit power Okay, so... I don't know what that means From the headquarters of the Canyon Drive Association They want to be your next road-day drive From the conference room

This is strictly from Blackwell I am very grateful to the Canyon Drive Association for making the room available And we're going to have a wondrous show I'm very, very excited Because I've been feeling better With everything going on with all of the... I mean, I feel like Hillary Clinton on a bad-haired day And when will she get the bangs back? Because I feel this is the only thing that stands in the way of her being Accepted in the way that I believe she wants to be as a woman What do you think? Anyway, the Oscars are gone They should be put in a box and buried far beneath the ground I cannot believe what passes for glamour in Hollywood In 19... what does it check? 94?

Yeah, 94 I mean, I... You know, one... Let me just say one word The all of the so-called actresses in the role, the so-called designers About evening wear For now or forever Dye-affoness Okay? Enough said Because I will just get matter and matter But I do think Hillary And I mean, I know that there is serious business here There may be, I don't know what it is But I just feel that there is a... Is it a manishness, is it a coldness? There is a... I don't know, it brings out Something in the cheeks that maybe America doesn't like I would say bring back the bangs We are joined today by a woman Who I call a magician with a press release She's Ronnie Helenen And she's from Helenen, Helenen, Helenen, public relations And Ronnie, it is a joy to see you whenever I see you And it is especially a joy to be there

Because you are bringing such important news Thank you Please welcome Thank you, Mr. Blackwell Yes, it's always a pleasure to see you, of course, but I do Bring something very exciting today As you know, I'm involved with a cosmetic surgery practice Which is engineered just an amazing thing Just the best In the field of basically facial care Although this technique, I don't know, I mean, I'm not a doctor myself And I imagine it could be applied to other parts of the body As they get better at it And it is... And one of the things that attracted me about it was That it just almost explains itself Which makes my job easier It's called the repeal And that's exactly what it is Okay, does this mean... Is this... What they do is here sometimes about, I don't know, repeal The amendment is something like that Does this mean that you were raised No, no, no, no You take something back, or make it not Well...

What it was In a way But the meaning is so much more transparent than that, really We don't, I'm not a doctor But we do actually peel Layers of skin off of the affected area And then... And that, of course, yes, is done all the time Okay, but the difference is that Then the processes are applied to that peeled skin And it is reattached So the wrinkles are removed from it while it is off your face And this means that any... A whole way range of procedures It couldn't possibly be indicated for skin While it's still attached to the face It can be performed on the skin It can be rejuvenated and re-lightened And just made one wonderful again And then it is very carefully re-applied To exactly where it was taken from And so it's so natural And almost organic It seems really like a miracle indeed This is what we have wished for for so very long

And one that could have been done elsewhere in the body If you could just have a wonderful, fanny repeal We will talk more with Ronnie Helen And have good conversation about that But we are so full of guests today On the phone To talk about what is happening in the market And I cannot believe And I believe I can finally call you, Dr. Prostrovsk If you are so long, the station would not let me call you, Dr. Prostrovsk Congratulations Thank you, Dr. Prostrovsk You got a doctor last year from the Institute of Gemology And now you can call me Dr. Prostrovsk But it's all so silly anyway Because the thing is going straight down No, there's no stopping it now So Dr. Smokta Don't say that, Dr. Prostrovsk I know you told me Six months ago that Dr. Prostrovsk Was not going to be worth No, the stone that it was part of

I told you to stop it, Dr. Prostrovsk But Mr. Dr. Prostrovsk What is happening with the markets? I mean, is it no wait a minute? Is it not possible? Dr. Prostrovsk Well, this is just The market is acting like a woman Who is having a wondrous mood swing But it's going to come back to being normal Richard, this is everything will be fun No, no, Richard, this is the end You can see what's happening on the street You can see what's happening all over the neighborhood No, no, no, no The money is going, it's not coming back The market is like a... You know, you don't blame the thermometer When it gets too hot You know, you don't throw it out and say bad, bad thermometer I mean, I hate to tell you Richard, right now I could take you into my store And show you I've got thousands of dollars Of course, the emeralds You're sitting there And I might as well be selling bananas, Richard I mean, this is the truth I mean, I've never seen it like this Everybody's trying to hide from it

No, no, no, no, no Dr. Paturajan, I don't think we're trying to hide from it I think we're trying to see it as a positive As is my other guest And he is so wondrous And so special And I cannot believe David, I would love that We must have you on here for a whole show And just do nothing But gaze upon how wonderful you are David Schlesinger Who has, in his time, published Beverly Hills info Beverly Hills online Just all the wondrous publications And computer services That dealt with how wonderful The lifestyle of the paintings And the galleries and the restaurants And the wonderful stores of Beverly Hills And have been, David, are you looking As down about things As Dr. Paturajan Oh, I'm not supposed to be Okay, good I'll tell you why Because the concept of Beverly Hills If Beverly Hills was limited to The square mileage

That is encompassed By the city of Beverly Hills Perhaps a good friend, the doctor Would be right And we'd be facing total disaster But fortunately, the Beverly Hills concept Has been so successfully marketed over years Now, you should go with all my honesty Take some credit for that Please That it can be expanded geographically To enjoy much greater confines And that's exactly what I'm doing And I've left the area of Beverly Hills publications Per se For a fine The telephone service And the online service has been sold Out of bankruptcy court Okay, good And I'm into something that is so exciting now That this is what gives me A reason to live It's called BHPO BHPO As you know, Mr. Blackwell For miles In the vicinity of Beverly Hills Real estate is referred to as BHPO, which means it's the male From that area It goes through the Beverly Hills post office Even though the area itself may not be It's not in the city limits of Beverly Hills And there's an aura now

From reading all the real estate ads It's a BHPO I think an aura of almost more class Than is represented by Beverly Hills itself So BHPO is a magazine It's a newsletter But we'll graduate to magazine status That covers the wonderful life of the areas That are BHPO And the... And again, we've never changed our Journalistic prints And it's still... No, no, no It never did any wonderful openings In the wonderful restaurants In the wonderful clubs And the wonderful clothes in the stores That do want to be exposed to this audience And just reporting Just straight reports Just telling you what it is So the people can experience How great it is to be On the outskirts of Beverly Hills And we are so pleased that you've made this leap Because for many years So many of us have been wondering about you Where is David going to go next? Because that's going to be the hot thing Dr. Patrosion, Ronnie Helen And is here to talk about Hello, Ronnie Hill Hello, Ronnie And Ronnie...

Hello, Ronnie You are holding in your hand a ring Dr. Patrosion And can you tell her about the Prospects for repeal from The Star in the Ring And her Yeah, Mr. Brockwell When I accepted the doctor it They told me I couldn't do psychic readings Of gemstones over the phone anymore So I'm sorry, Ronnie But I wish you the best Although, of course You know from listening to what I've said The button is falling out So you get your own barrel And you hold on Okay, Dr. Patrosion Ronnie, we wish you all the best So they take this skin off They do what they have to do To make it look wonderful and wondrous Whatever Fresh But in the end, they just reattach it And the whole process takes How long costs so much? Takes three days And price point yet to be determined Okay, fair enough I just wanted to tell your listeners about it Tell them the service is available In the near future And if they want to call The number The number

It's 1-800-repeal-one And that's peel with three Repeal with three ease Okay, count the re Three ease If you count the re Figure it out later, Ronnie Helen and Dr. Patrosion David Schlesinger I do not know They must have peeled Some time away from us That's all I can think of Because we're out of it So Totally Next week My top 10 reasons why I will not have Madonna As a guest on the program Till then, strictly for black Bye-bye I'll see you catch my eye

And give me a secret smile Maybe it's too old fashioned But we once were close friends Open the way that she looks today She never could have been Well, I can see her now In a tight blue jeans Pumping her money in the regular machine Standing like the top We should have seen a girl I knew the bride When she used to rock and roll I knew the bride When she used to rock and roll Well, a proud daddy Only won't it give his little girl the best But so we put down a grand On a cozy, little leavened nest

You could have called a reception An unqualified success An unqualified success At a flash hotel For a hundred and fifty guests Well, take a look at the bride And smile and please his bride The shaking hands all around With a glassy-looking design We got a real good job And a shirt and tie is nice But I remember the time when she never would have looked at it twice Well, I can see her now Drinking with a voice Bringing their hearts like they were toys She used to fill the pony Used to do the show I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll

I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll Well, I can see her now With a rockman on Jumping up and down to a favorite song I still remember when she used to プロ I knew the bride whenна used to rock and roll I knew the bride when she used to rock And roll I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll I knew the bride when she used to do the pony I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll When she used to rock and roll I knew the bride when she used to own a party I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll

Well ladies and gentlemen just enough time to read briefly of the trade for you is actually from the advertising section of the New York Times for decadres decades maybe I can't read the trades Well before I do that let me just clarify two things. Figurate Derby a listener calls in says the key to understanding this is the intersection there are no stops one either makes it through or crashes and another listener reminds me that I meant the great western form not the golden west form just proves how much the lakeers have been losing this year the Pepsi Cola company is seeking to add to the list the problems American consumers have been convinced they had by advertisers the most unlikely problems

So this in sodas beginning tomorrow Pepsi the nation's number two soft drink makers will sell diet Pepsi with freshness dates emblazoned on canned bottoms indicating the contents are best if used in 12 to 14 weeks Freshness dates will soon follow on all other Pepsi brands We're delivering a very tangible very useful new benefit to the soft drink consumer says court Craig weather up president chief executive at Pepsi Cola At a news conference in Mid Manhattan were employees in congruously clad in white lab coats offered samples of out of date and fresh soft drinks Previously Pepsi had printed used by dates on canned bottoms but in a code that no one outside the company could figure out For best taste a so called freshness flag reads on the sides of the new guy Pepsi cans drink by date on bottom of can

That last phrase appears inside a blue arrow which helpfully points downward for those otherwise unable to locate the bottom of the can Pepsi will spend around $25 million on an elaborate advertising promotional campaign starring Mr. Weather Up Meet Mr. Weather Up in which he declares freshness dating is a guarantee of quality that means the diet Pepsi is at the absolute peak of freshness Even Pepsi executives acknowledged that until last year when the company started testing freshness dating Shoppers had rarely displayed any interest in much less concern over the freshness of their soft drinks I would assume I'm going to have a nice fresh diet Pepsi is not part of the consumer vocabulary Mr. Weather Up conceded But consumer interest in dates labels freshness is exploding he added While Aspartame the artificial sweetener used in diet soft drinks that is marketed under the brand name Nutrisweet can lose its sweetness over time and estimated 97 to 98% of all that sodas are consumed before that occurs

Primarily because soft drinks sell so fast they rarely lose their flavor The New York State Consumer Protection Board and a statement yesterday praised Pepsi for responding to its requests Then go back a couple years for freshness dating and diet sodas still said the co-founder of the Center for the Study of Commercialism He's concerned of whether fresh might imply a healthfulness Jesse Myers, editor and publisher of Beverage Digest called Pepsi's move a good idea that diet market needs help he said we'll see if this is the goose it needs But they're not word in Atlanta all the research we've done leads us to believe it really isn't a consumer issue said a spokesman for Coca-Cola

Mr. Weather Up demurred at a suggestion that embracing freshness for soft drinks Pepsi ran the risk of invoking its opposite spoilage People don't use the word spoil they said they don't think of it as a vegetable Well, maybe when we see those advertisements we'll start thinking of Mr. Weather Up that way That's just speculation that happens when I read the trays I can't avoid it ladies and gentlemen but that concludes Well, it almost concludes it's coming very close to concluding this edition of the show before it does I am constantly abraded by those near and dear to me for not being more unrelenting and reminding you of the existence of the compact disc on which is contained highlights of the first 10 years of this broadcast The recording is called it must have been something I said it's like 72 minutes of recorded material you know just on a basis of quantity

It's such a deal you should buy it and it's marginally available at retailers near you There I did it meanwhile cassette copies of the show are available for your purchase for each cassette you desire You close a check for $15 made out to century of progress productions Tell us the date of the show you desire and send your request to Lucho 1900 Pico PIC O Boulevard Santa Monica, California 9-0405 and place prominently on the envelope Attention Jim Let's jump and that's going to that's going to whack this program sharply in the knee and force it to retire from the ice for another week

I'm proud to say the show returns next week at the same time over these same stations and would be like a fresh Pepsi if you'd agree to join me then Alrighty thank you very much The show comes to you for century of progress productions and originates through the facilities of SaaS a satellite service of KCRW Santa Monica A community recognized around the world is the home of the homeless Let's get that shakes white back can't we?

Thank you And now stay tuned for Cafe LA It is next it features today Liza Richardson sitting in for Tom Schnabel with four Oh maybe if you're lucky five probably just four hours of the finest music from around the world And then after that there'll be two more hours of the greatest music from the world of reggae music on the reggae beat That's at three o'clock followed at five by all things considered all of it coming up right here How can one radio station do this much for you ladies and gentlemen? Because it's KCRW Santa Monica KCRY Indio Palm Springs and KCRU Oxnard Ventura It's kind of three radio stations isn't it? KCRW Community Service of Santa Monica College National Public Radio from more of Southern California New York critics call David Rusev sensitive breathtaking and powerful dance theater

He makes the audience listen feel and tremble with the force of his dance Combining street dance, rap and traditional gospel music David Rusev Ladies and gentlemen I sit here before you on this occasion Emboldened, well stiffened first of all by the presence of a lumbar roll those are those are good especially with coffee But I've shared with some listeners in Chicago land the fact that I am now I guess part of the biggest community on the face of the earth Because there is no conversation is conversation starter that I've ever encountered like they can compare with describing the symptoms of sciatica Before you finish the sentence whoever you're talking to is going to say without a doubt is going to say Oh yeah I've had that for years I go to Dr. Hingman and tell you the whole story this is by way of explaining that I have joined that worldwide community of a sciatikens

Oh sciatica con sciaticon 94 What a marketing opportunity huh okay get to it anyway the rest of you I'm emboldened so first of all by the feeling of community secondly by the presence of this silly thing behind my back so that I don't Yelp and pain during the broadcast because that's bad radio and third by a renewal of the knowledge of how damn ubiquitous this medium is I was out in the desert a couple of weeks ago and you know in a desert a horse has no name but what you what I didn't realize was that my home My flagship radio station of this burgeoning lishonet work KCRW in Santa Monica though it it says it's in Santa Monica it has spread its broadcast tentacles Throughout Southern California to the point where you can be so far east of Los Angeles that you can't even see where the smog might be that far east still in California

And you can pick up this this darn radio station and that was I thought that was impressive but then I went in for a little test on my physical condition And I know ladies gentlemen if you've ever had an MRI you've probably seen them in the GE commercials on TV these big cylindrical tubes that little boy goes into and comes out smiling Well that's for two reasons A because he's small so the thing seems big to him and B because he doesn't suffer from claustrophobia apparently Because it is the most form fitting thing you can wear outside of tube socks I would say you when you're when you move inside of an MRI machine you cannot look at what's on top of you without crossing your eyes It's that close and it makes this amazing noise like that for minutes at a time

However they've learned I guess through years of having lawsuits threatened or something that it's it's better to not leave patients in that state as is So because I had had one about four years ago and you just had to endure it now now they give you headphones they put headphones on you if you request before you go into the machine for your half hour communion with claustrophobia and noise And you can request at least at the MRI facility I went to you can request what you'd like to hear on the radio you're inside of an MRI machine and you can be hearing someone say hello welcome to the show On a night like this you look up at your lover like your ensemble costume

Then you detect the scent of fading roses up in the sky it's that cruel kind of move could that be fun you see in the eyes you try a lot that's for years You can escape that big shot of fire like this story is told You can't go with it you can't rest and then you'll call God for shutters that shouldn't be there you can't move it all the way You walk along the river you start to play the race look at me come sweeping off the water you go

You're not my jacket my jacket was yes it's nice to wear a orange alive last night you left her to make you wonder why I'm a night like this Story is told you can't go with it you can't rest and then you'll call God for shutters that shouldn't be there you can't move it all the way And then you go there's somebody crying all this big to stick with you when you see that the race there's a hot clip out of the way

You can't go with it you can't rest and then you'll call God for shutters that shouldn't be there you can't move it all the way You can't go with it you can't rest and then you'll call God for shutters that shouldn't be there you can't move it all the way You can't go with it you can't rest and then you'll call God for shutters that shouldn't be there

you you Oh Sometimes we slip a sliver down the dark home fingers point from old windows an irish shadow falls walking on the spot to show that I'm alive

Every bone in my body side to side will we be in our minds when the dawn breaks can we look the milkman at the eye The world is somehow different you have all been changed before my parents walk around your home You have all been changed before my parents walk around your home fingers point from old windows an irish shadow falls And then you'll call God for shutters that shouldn't be there you can't rest and then you'll call God for shutters

All been changed before my parents All been washed and broken all you do is cry will we be in our minds when the dawn breaks can we look the milkman and then I The world is somehow different you have all been changed before my parents walk around

Well, hello, welcome to the show all I can wish ladies and gentlemen is you have a lumbar role right behind you so I can share the ease with no direct connection to that I speak as someone vindicated once again in what what people they say it's a crackpot theory but the evidence just keeps growing now I'm not talking about the second gunman theory in Mexico or the second gunman theory in Hebron I got bigger fish to fry ladies and gentlemen I'm talking about my theory that rush limbaugh and Howard Stern are the same person Now I have I don't know if I've bored you with this before but they they both spend most of their time on the radio Well, they both spend most of their time most of their waking time on the radio but be they spend most of their time on the radio plugging their books and their TV shows

And the rest most of the rest of the time they spend talking about themselves just talking about themselves forget about the books and the TV just about themselves And you know so you put on the hair for Howard and you put on a pillow and your rush basically anyway that's the theory now you tell me okay so it sounds kind of crackpot so far granted this week this past week ladies and gentlemen This past week ladies and gentlemen strange as it may seem to the rational observer both of them were on vacation at the same time accident you be the judge And now is that dexterity or what ladies and gentlemen as it wows to a start to rhyme while rhyming with now it's time for me to read the trades For you from advertising age its USA or bust for Sarah Lee's wonder bra not wonder bar wonder bra I'll read it for you clear it all up

Cleavage it's big it's back and because of it a battle of the bras is taking shape in the good old USA only last fall the slight chested look was in now Even wafe queen Kate Moss confesses a desire for a key occasional cleavage with the model admitting in a recent issue of vanity fair that for some comely decolatage she wears a wonder bra Wonder bra a 30 year old feat of engineering that with some stylistic tweaking has become a phenomenon of modern marketing it's an overseas hit its UK sales have quadrupled since 1991 to $28 million Driving market share to 12.5% of the 225 million UK branded bra market

Pity the British woman who has to buy an unbranded bra industry estimates place push up bra sales at 25% of the $2 billion US bra market but expect them to surge as wonder bra and others join the fray Still now wonder bra hasn't been available in the United States but its reputation as a cheap impermanent alternative to breast implants has been spread by word of mouth Now the wonder bra is coming in May Sarah Lee foundations doesn't public radio get money from them? Not the foundation Sarah Lee foundations will introduce the 23 dollar bust booster in New York stores with national availability planned by fall

Already push up padded bikinis from darling Rio and Catalina have become best sellers I said best sellers as a new generation of women discovers cleavage enhancers A price year alternative has already arrived last week Gossard group Sarah Lee's UK and European licensee for wonder bra until last December introduced its own padded bra on the US The super uplift push up bra sells for $39.50 a price that covers an intricate system of 46 wired and padded parts concealed behind lace confections and other frothy designs Yeah that doesn't sound like brought me that sounds like a cleavage enhancement system but that's just me Gossard calls the results miracle cleavage that's just them and has begun promoting them with in store promotions and ads

Saxford's Avenue which sold 600 super uplift bras in six days why that's a hundred a day is also considering a in-house national campaign from better than an outhouse I always say I don't always say that I just said it once In the UK and Europe where wonder bra is already being promoted and you ad campaign broken February featuring models flanked by bold headlines such as Hello boys and look me in the eyes and tell me you love me But from the start wonder bras United States ad agency sorry United Wonder bras UK ad agency has avoided the wrath of UK feminists by emphasizing that every wonder bra campaign is photographed and created by women They're 20s they burn them in their 40s they're right and that's for them that's what happens as the world spins while I read the trades for you

So you see you And an intelligent one, and the way they måled The different one And debris on the North American spheres The arcade is cuando

I'm I sing. Always beautiful, always, always, always, always, always. Always beautiful, always singing. I know this garot, I want your beard. This garot is your beard. In the time that you are the golden beard of your beard, In the time that you are the pride of your beard,

In the time that you are the golden beard of your beard, At the time that you are not flying back to the head. In the gate you started to fly, And you know this garot is your beard. In the notation of freedom That passed through the points of the 15 mysteries And all the time was wrong for the city For the city that I wanted to say to you To the world that I wanted to say to you

Every day, every day, every Saturday I miss my mother and my aunt No time for those who ruled was Antonio Paul No time for those who ruled was me Coming to those who ruled and see that I have already repaired A garotato barbara Reparava tanto que acabeza reparando No rapais que ela namorava Reparei que o rapais era muito inteligente

Rapais muito diferente Inteligente no jeito de pongar no ponte E diferente pelo tipo De camisa aberta e certa causa americana Arrajada de contrabando Sai do banco e desbancando despongado bom Sempre rinde sempre cantando Sempre linde sempre sempre sempre sempre sempre sempre sempre cantando Sempre linde sempre

Sempre linde sempre Sempre linde sempre Sempre linde sempre meoyando Let's show continues. I've just been sitting here thinking as is my want and I couldn't help myself. I came up with the the first U.S. ad campaign for Wonder Bra, build strong bodies two ways. I can't help myself. Ladies and gentlemen, this is one of my favorite weeks of the year. Strangely enough, because it's the week that, again, referring to the home station, the flagship of the Lishon network, goes on this oh, some of you may be familiar with fundraising craziness

and public radio, where they do. There are portions of this program that are not heard in Los Angeles because they need time to beg. This is one of those portions. Now, you know, I have to make a living in show business. I couldn't possibly read this on the air if it were being heard in Los Angeles. But I have to read it on the air. So this is one of my favorite weeks of the year. This is, well, let me backtrack a couple of weeks ago on the front page of the entertainment section of the Los Angeles Times was right after the Oscars. A news story, quote, news story. Quoting the heads of three, at least three Hollywood studios as the realization dawned on them after the Oscars that there's an audience for quality movies.

And one of them was quoted as saying, you know, we have this proof to us several times last year and we just didn't believe it. But I'm beginning to believe that we may have underestimated the audience. That passes for news in Los Angeles. The same individual quoted as saying that generated the following wish list. This is from just about one year ago, a list of the movies he would like to get made in his position as head of a studio. This was communicated to agencies and producers all over town so that if they had any projects that fitted these descriptions they would know that there was a, a ready home for them. So this would be one studio heads wish list. Secret want list, it's actually titled, as of one year ago, just before they proved that there's an audience for quality. One, modern monster movie, parenthesis mentioned ET.

Two, pretty woman in the wilderness. Three, urban flight family adventure. Four, reverse pigmalion. Student teacher's teacher, woman remakes man. Five, family comedy, i.e. with six you make egg roll. Six, post cold war spy thriller. Seven, casino action picture, die hard in a casino. Eight, scary and sexy witch movie for adults. Nine, this may be my personal favorite, eerie twins project. Ten, classic horror movie, i.e. The Omen. Eleven, female western. That's already happening. Twelve, mythic tale or fairy tale. And 13, morality tale, big and reverse, i.e. adult turns into a kid and learns something.

I don't know, that eerie twins project. I can't get it out of my mind. I can't get it out of my mind. I can't get it out of my mind. I can't get it out of my mind. I can't get it out of my mind. Forever, dead to your probes, to you

but, hey! Wait! I'll not argue no way Forever, dead to your probes, to you but, hey! Wait! I'll never argue no way Forever, dead to your probes, to you butпрlig You're my baby We didn't know kids forgive no We're just yet Come myself on angel hair and baby It brings breath Broken heaven of your highness I've been left with black Fold down your belly

Then move so I can climb right back Hey, wait, I don't know There's no way Forever and ever Forever and ever Hey, wait, I don't know no way Forever and ever Hey, wait, I don't know no way Forever and ever Forever and ever Forever and ever Forever and ever She has me like a facies

Where I wake I've been locked inside your hardship box For weeks I've been drawn to your magnet I've been trapped I wish I could eat your cancer Well you too much Hey, wait, I'm gonna lose no place Forever and ever Hey wait, I'm gonna lose no place Forever and ever Forever and ever I got a real no blame, forever and then to your presence in my eyes You're in black, you're in black, you're in black

The wall street bear is back according to Newsweek and if he is he found a lot of tasty morsels These past two weeks as he roamed hung release through the financial markets More sober analysts call the recent slide a correction But if so, it was a correction that somebody used a few billion dollars worth of whiteout to make The Federal Reserve Board, recoiling at its handiwork, appears ready to delay letting the other shoe drop If indeed a reserve board can have a shoe, meaning that interest rates will go up again if at all in a few months

When even savvy investors are spending their time reading biographies at the beach instead of interest rate to the office One of the steadiest performers among all groups of stocks during the recent ride have been gaming stocks The gambling industry is showing growth curves that Anita Eckberg would be proud of assuming she's still around But the most savvy play among gaming issues might be a company that owns no casinos Raven Industries is providing a unique service to the gambling industry and at CEO Jack Raven is my guest today Jack, welcome to the trading floor Mike, it looks more like a broom closet with a microphone but thanks good to be here Jack, that ease and charm are not all that Raven Industries has going for it, are you? Mike, I think what the sophisticated investor and I'm not talking about the guy who manages a hundred million dollar pension fund He can take care of himself, but with a sophisticated small investor is looking for is a good niche play A company that's figured out a unique industry niche and it can't be gobbled up or big-footed out of existence Well, you certainly seem to have that until this year Raven Industries had no connection to gambling, did it?

No, basically we did land development, not what you normally think of as Towsing tractor, shopping center type land development, the sophisticated kind More concept than actually moving earth, more pre-concept actually Anyway, I saw what was happening in the gaming industry which basically was states limiting casino gambling to lakes and rivers within their borders And I realized that the current rate of growth the available river and lakefront acreage would be casinoed out in just a few years But the only way out of that would be to get legislatures to legalize gambling on dry land Mike, I'm a parent, I don't think any of us wants that Well, actually I thought it was a good idea when I heard about it, I thought I might mallow you out a little I mean, I don't think any of us wants dry land gaming Then you'd have a runaway situation that can always go out of control What these states can use from a revenue enhancement point of view is a few more lakes And that's where InstaLake comes in InstaLake is a subsidiary of Raven?

It's our hot division, it's really the only part of the company that has any cash flow Plan, design, contract for, construct and maintain a body of water that we have the technology to install And a given piece of acreage faster than ever before And we can do it to specs that satisfy the legal definition of a lake More lakes, more casino boats We're not grabbing for a piece of the pie, we're growing the pie And as the pie grows, so grows the industry The pie is the industry Well, I thought the pie was the market Whatever, anyway, you know the old cliche, they're not making any more beachfront property Well, it's become economically feasible to build more lakefront property And that's a business that's had a profound impact on our BL bottom line Sounds like a lot of upfront capital investment Oh, dredging land, bringing in water You might think that my content you actually eyeball the enabling ordinances And see, see just how lenient a lot of these jurisdictions are when it comes to defining a lake I'd say we do a lot more shoveling than dredging And shovelers are not to insult my fine workforce, but there a dime it doesn't Well, if that's the case, what's so proprietary about your niche?

Why couldn't a competitor come in and how shoveled you? Well, let's say you're eager to build a new casino boat You're going to wait the extra months? Well, somebody else figures out the drill We know the forms, hell, we were in on the presses of writing some of them So we've been there, you know, and I think most people would rather do business with the business that invented the business Hey, Mike, you know what, I'm going to fire my ad agency, I've just come up with our slogan Well, I guess I should put in for a piece of that action You're there, buddy Well, if gambling is a fever, looks like Insta Lake just threw away all the aspirin Jack Raven, thanks for coming down today, geography may be destiny for investors too That's mind your own business for today, from the trading floor of Corrie and Slokomolliver I'm Mike Tuchinello, saying this week, mind the business of someone you love So long So long So long Can't help it if I need her

So much can't help it if I want her So much, although she loves another I still play the fool I just can't help it if my feelings still show If she should snap her fingers like so I'd run to her cause I know I can't play it cool I'd give my soul If my heart wouldn't plead for her I can't control This perpetual need for her So when they tell me to forget her I say I know she's gonna come back

Someday I'm looking at it my way I've got to refute Cause I can't help it if I love her When I lose When I lose I'd give my soul

If my heart wouldn't plead for her I can't control This perpetual need for her So when they tell me to forget her I say I know she's gonna come back Someday I'm looking at it my way I've got to refute Cause I can't help it if I love her When I lose When I lose When I lose The Lysho political idiot of the week award

or political idiot Thank you. Award goes this week to former Reagan administration Budget Director Jim Miller who was running for Senate in the Republican primary in Virginia against Oliver North This week Jim Miller challenged Oliver North to make public the medical records that would have discussed in detail the psychiatric counseling that North, in his own book, admits he took when he came back from Vietnam So strike one Jim Miller running as a Republican attacks Oliver North for having gotten psychological counseling after fighting in Vietnam I thought Republicans liked Vietnam Anyway, Oliver North says no not gonna do that

and then a day or two later it becomes public knowledge that Jim Miller has undergone psychological counseling during the latter days of the Reagan administration and who wouldn't at that point So for sound political strategy don't go to Jim Miller whoever was handling him and for peacemaking maybe don't go to the United Nations another one of their safe havens garage da is under siege by the Bosnian Serbs this week and the United Nations is promising help I guess sort of a garage da opener and help is not forthcoming we need another bootress to bootress bootress galley if he gets the third bootress he can do something about this situation Ladies and gentlemen as you know Congress has been on its Easter recess and taking advantage of that President Clinton has been going around the country doing town meetings on the subject of health care

and of course it became alleged late in the week that the town meetings were stacked by the Clintons with Clinton supporters just one of the subjects that will be tackled tackled and brought hurtling to the turf on another edition of Clinton something moments from now here in the show I've got to know no secrets anymore you've got to tell me are your days ahead going?

I'm going to go go now the time has come there's it going to be no no no no I've got to know I've got to know secrets anymore you've got to tell me tell me everything and make sure it happens every little thing and make sure you play on the secrets that you hide I've got to know every little thing

you've got to stop are your reservations am I for the job or is it set a price because I've got to know I've got to know no secrets anymore you've got to tell me tell me everything and make sure it happens every little thing and make sure you play on the secrets that you hide

I've got to know every little thing tell me every little thing and make sure it happens every little thing and make sure it happens every little thing and make sure you play the secrets that you hide I've got to know every little thing and make sure it happens and make sure it happens

and make sure it happens and that's the very reason we put a 3% cap on that in my plan you write to me in Washington I want Mr. President you'll get the answer from me have to start moving out. Okay. They need this studio for something. We do the late news out of here, Mr. President. By the way, it was an honor being your moderator. Dave Raymond, isn't it? Well, yes, sir. I'm honored that you remembered my name. Well, it stuck because there used to be a Dave Raymond doing the news in Little Rock. You're not the same guy. Oh, no, sir. It's a pretty popular name. News consultants have this list of names that are good for anchors to have. And Dave Raymond is pretty high on the list. How'd you find the questions? Well, Dave, it always comes to surprise people inside the Washington, Broadway. But the people here is well informed

about the world with anybody else. They should be watching you every night. Thank you, sir. You know what I liked about the program is we really stayed with the healthcare angle. You didn't have any of the whitewater questions. I guess. You know what, Dave? I think by the time the hearing started, nobody's gonna care anymore. You know, the public has got their little one month bubble and the public's interest has shifted to other things. Well, it's interesting, you say that. You know, we're planning our May sweepstories on the first one that's come into the shop and it looks great as Tonya Harding, where is she now? So I guess we're figuring whitewater's gonna go back below most folks radar screens. This way, sir. I hesitate to say this, sir. But, you know, I don't often get this opportunity in this market, but you know better probably than I do. It's really Mrs. Clinton more than you. It's gonna get any of the flank from all this. Dave, you know, I kid Hillary about that. I tell her, she went on six to minutes to save my behind. I may have to go on a primetime life to save her. Great show, great talent, great graphics through this door, sir.

Dave, good meeting you. Again, thank you for the great job. Well, Mr. President, sir, I hope you don't mind, but this town meeting is going right at the top of my resume. You folks can use the green room. It's about as private as this place gets. Thanks. So, would you thank Mrs. Clinton? Pretty darn good town meeting, Dave. We got good ordinaries. We got good president. How many more of these does he have? We'd like to do about a dozen more. Dave, he'd like to do one of these a day forever. We've got to get him back to Washington. That's where the votes are. Well, you know as well as I do being out here with the folks, energizes this man. I know it gets him energized, and it's not the folks. Anyway, Dave. I haven't talked since Tuesday. Give me a sense of where we are with these hearings. Goal is going to suggest a committee with two members, one of theirs, one of ours, from each committee that might have jurisdiction. It's about seven committees, so figure 14 members.

And we're going to suggest last, because a smaller committee is easier to keep going freaky. I was going to suggest more. I'd like to get a committee to at least the size of a run contract, maybe try to get 40 or 50 members. I mean, just imagine the first day of hearings when they haven't gone through half of the introductory statements by the committee members and at nightfall already, you know, click. I know, I know, but the Republican leadership will know what we're doing, they won't go along. Maybe, but somebody's got to tell 20 Republicans why they can't get two minutes on their local news each night for a month, could be a rough sell. You would have been so much easier for you here without me, wouldn't it? Well, why do you say that? If we weren't dealing with this, it'd be some else. What? You'd be dealing with rumors about socks being pregnant if I hadn't tried to give Bill just a little taste of hyenas. What's hyenas got to do with it? You know, Bill's thing about Kennedy. The thing he used to forget was that JFK had a rich daddy.

Somebody had to try to be his Joe Kennedy. I thought it should be someone I knew, preferably me. Anyway, listen, Dave, I'm not good at this sort of thing, but I know you're thinking of leaving the White House, and I wish you would stay. We need you, and Paul Newman specifically asked if you were going to be in town, it comes by next week. Even if I go, I'm not going to be leaving that soon. I know, but if your history, it's kind of dumb to waste Paul Newman's time. Yeah, yeah, it's true. Anyway, on this other thing, I don't know where this story got started about us, stacking these town meetings. I swear to you up and down. I mean, this president turned the fangs off a tiger. He didn't need to be protected from it. I asked a couple of the junior staff members to do some audience enhancement. I guess one of the people they contacted must have bragged about being invited to attend by the White House. Pardon my bluntness, Mrs. Clinton, but if true, that move would seem to be out of character with your basic intelligence. I'm sorry, Dave, but it's a rush

to let people want free TV time. Let them hold their own town meeting. Frankly, I think a lot of our problem comes from the fact that we wait to do damage control until after the damage happens. Folks, I'm sorry, they're doing a live newsmaker interview tonight. They are going to need the green room. That's OK. We should join the rest of them. So who's coming in? I think it's a lingerie model. You know, it's national lingerie wearing this week. I didn't know. Youthful angst and middle-aged power. Together, they add up to Clinton something. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I just have to be myself and do my thing. A little song can't do no harm. Yeah, every thing I do, can be funky. From now on, yeah, yeah. For every thing I do, can be funky. Yeah, from now on, yeah, yeah. For every thing I do, can be funky. Yeah, from now on, yeah. So I may say I got no claim, but I'm doing what I want to do. So go with me if you can.

Or just do what you can do. Oh, shut up. Why are you whining? I'm on fire. Yeah, forever and then I do, can be funky. From now on, yeah, forever and then I do, can be funky. From now on, never before have I been so good. A test of being not true to me, mind a hang up and mind a test, but keep inside I'm free. So let your head down, get down with it, who's to say what's right or wrong. Hey, for everything I do, can be funky. From now on, yeah, forever and then I do, can be funky.

From now on, yeah, forever and then I do, can be funky. From now on, yeah, forever and then I do, can be funky, run now on, can be funky. Ever with me, I do, can be funky, run now on, on. Well ladies and gentlemen, just a warning, if you heard about or saw in some way the fabulous entertainment and dining area in downtown Charlotte, North Carolina, the street of champions that may have been featured during featureettes of the final four coverage last week when the final four NCAA basketball tournament was in Charlotte, North Carolina, don't go down to Charlotte looking for it because it was temporary and they put it away. They put away downtown. It was a Potemkin downtown just for the duration of the final four. So

if you want to enjoy downtown Charlotte, I hope that they get some big... again real soon because they'll probably put it up again. Like I should make fun of any city's downtown. Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes this edition of La Show. cassette copies are available for your purchase. For each cassette copy of La Show You Desire, send a check for fifteen dollars to make out to Century of Progress. Productions tell us the date of the Show You Desire. Send your request to Jim, Care of La Show, 1900 Pico, PICO Boulevard, Santa Monica, California, 90405. Ladies and gentlemen, they're going to pack up and move this program downtown along with

the rest of it out of here. This concludes this edition of La Show. The program returns next week at the same time over these same stations and it would be like a new downtown where I live. If you would agree to join me then would you? Alrighty, thank you very much. La Show comes to you from Century of Progress Productions and originates through the facilities of SAS and satellite service of KCRW Santa Monica, a community recognized around the world as the home of the homeless.

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Episode: 1994-03-27; 1994-04-03; 1994-04-10

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