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Great Barrier Reef Sweepstakes spend six days at the luxurious Sheraton Raj Port Douglas, one of the leading hotels of the world. Relax and rare comfort in superbly-ported rooms with a cup-your-club on your doorstep, air travel included. Subscribe by January 31st and you're entered in two world travel sweepstakes, rules and details in your membership mailing or at KCRW.com. Need a mailer, call 888-600-KCRW. Happy New Year, Chris. Happy New Year to you, Harry. Thank you. In just a few seconds, it'll be 10 a.m. Pacific Standard Time Time for the show. From deep inside your radio. Well, it's the first broadcast of a new year and that means absolutely nothing. I just want to put that on the record. But it means more of the same, really, for all of us. Lack of sleep has been blamed for a number of infamous mishaps from the Chernobyl meltdown
to the space shuttle Challenger disaster. It's a problem that the military takes a keen interest in. Since whether or not troops get enough sleep to determine the outcome of a battle, by devising superhuman ways of staying awake for up to seven straight days and nights, military officials hope to lend U.S. soldiers a strategic edge in future conflicts. Says a statement by the U.S. Defense Advanced Research Project's agency DARPA, eliminating the need for sleep during an operation will create a fundamental change in war fighting and force employment. So when a war, don't sleep. Just Saddam is probably keeping his soldiers up all night without the technology, just with the bothering and the noise and the thing. Or maybe he's doing his algorithm when the demonstrators were around during the Florida countdown and playing earth sounds, real loud through the boombox to keep his troops awake.
The Dateline Philadelphia, after outcries from the city's mayor and Roman Catholic cardinal, a comic group, scrapped its announced parody of the clergy's sexual abuse scandal at yesterday's 102nd Mummers Parade, said George Hirsch, Jr. Captain of the group, the Slick Duck comic brigade, were all good Catholic boys. The Slick Duck comic brigade is a small club known for its spruce of current events, except when it involves, apparently, the Catholic Church. The Parade car still had the theme, the devil made me do it, as it breathed by judges at City Hall, but the group's dozen or so performers offered no sex or religion, just rock and roll, as they started to the tune of Jailhouse Rock. On Friday, Cardinal Anthony J. Bevelacqua, mmm, that's some good Bevelacqua, had called the group's planned sketch complete with Pope priests being chased by police officers and nuns in a go-go cage, quote, an attack on the Catholic faith.
Is that what the Catholics believe in? Mayor John F. Streets said he regretted that he could not stop the duck's routine. I personally am offended by this and regret that under the Constitution, I am limited by what I'm about able to do about it. Said the mayor. Said John Brown, a Slick Duck member and a self-described, very conservative Catholic, quote, I'm not going to hell for a skit. During the year, many members' clubs operate as private liquor clubs, but they're not going to hell for that either. They're not going to hell for drinking. Oh, goodness, well, you know what, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to go to hell for two sketches. That's just me. I'm going to go to hell for two sketches and nuns in a go-go cage, quote, I'm not going to hell for a skit, quote, I'm not going to hell for a skit, quote, I'm not going
to hell for a skit. I'm going to go to hell for two sketches and nuns in a go-go cage, quote, I'm not gonna hell for a skit, quote, I'm not gonna hell for a skit, quote, I'm not going to hell for Chalky, a guitar now Chalky, chalky, a guitar Chalky, chalky, a guitar now Chalky, chalky, a guitar He's down like a freak show She was going out black away Chalky, chalky, a guitar now Chalky, chalky, a guitar He's down like a freak show Chalky, chalky, a guitar now
Chalky, chalky, a guitar now Chalky, chalky, a guitar now Sticking like a girl in the cover of a Japanese claim She came from the coca silas She came from the coca silas She came from the coca silas She came from the coca silas They were singing Chalky, chalky, a guitar now Chalky, chalky, a guitar Chalky, chalky, a guitar now Chalky, chalky, a guitar He was made down like a freak show
She was going off like a wail Chucky, Chucky, Eggatown Chucky, Chucky, Eggatown Diggin' He was gettin' down like a freak show He was getin' down like a freak show He was getin' down like a freak show She was going off like a whale We're in the country, we dance and we play and we play Do I sing, say we make love over it?
I fell in love with a real city boy Who's afraid of his nature, afraid of his lord I punched him out and brought him to this hut But I know you'll thank me when he wakes up We got trees, we got snakes, we got acres of sky His life in the city was making you proud Come on, come on darling, be brave for a while You don't look afraid when you laugh and you smile I'll be good, I'll be strong I'll be just what you need all along We're in the country, we dance and we play and we play Do I sing, say we make love over it? I fell in love with a real city boy Who's afraid of his nature, afraid of his lord I punched him out and brought him to this hut But I know you'll thank me when he wakes up I punched him out and brought him to this hut
But I know you'll thank me when he wakes up I fell in love with a real city boy Who's afraid of his lord Come on, come on darling, be brave for a while You don't look afraid when you laugh and you smile Breathe in deep, stick with me You'll still be free as you let yourself be If you're certain, if you're true I'll be the only country girl for you I'll be good, I'll be strong I'll be just what you need all along We're in the country, we dance and we play And we play, do I sing, say we make love over it? I fell in love with a real city boy Who's afraid of his nature, afraid of his lord I punched him out and brought him to this hut But I know you'll thank me when he wakes up
And we play, do I sing, say we make love over it? I fell in love with a real city boy Who's afraid of his lord I punched him out and brought him to this hut But I know you'll thank me when you laugh and you smile Breathe in deep, stick with me I fell in love with a real city boy Who's afraid of his lord I punched him out and brought him to this hut Here's my boy friend, he's small, he has blue He's cold, he's rough, he's boring, that's true But he's got the power, he's got the power To be just like us, he's his only desire He'll run to hunt and I'll teach him to fish We'll boil up our rights in a saddle like this Look, one can suffer wherever we can Our Simon Zonians always get our men
Our Simon Zonians are where we stand We got kids, we got jobs, what do we need? Our Simon Zonians make out alright We want something to roll in the forest at night Whenever I explore the land of yin I always take one on the chin And now this lioness has almost made me tame I can't pronounce her name, but a plan is her game The lady sticks to me like white on rice
She never cooks the same way twice Maybe it's the mushrooms, maybe the tomatoes I can't reveal her name, but a plan is her game When my baby cooks her eggplant She don't read no book She's got a shiokana kind of dirty look And my baby cooks her eggplant About 19 different ways Sometimes I just have it wrong with me on knees Maybe it's the way she crates her jeans
Or just the freckles on her knees Maybe it's the scallions Maybe she's Italian I can't reveal her name, but a plan is her game When my baby cooks her eggplant She don't read no book She's got a shiokana kind of dirty look And my baby cooks her eggplant About 19 different ways Sometimes I just have it wrong with me on knees From the edge of America from the home of the homeless
I'm Harry Scherer welcoming you to the first edition of Lesho for 2003 I've noticed some broadcasters, newscasters I think in other countries more than this one Have taken all of a sudden to calling this 2003 As if we had some kind of I missed that memo Whatever it was Anyway, just a note on the Lesho dome itself I guess these have been here for a while now I just noticed them parked right outside the dome itself Too big because there's a construction project going on Across the way, don't you know And so there's these two giant dumpsters Giant gray dumpsters right outside the dome here And I just noticed they're surrounded by police tape
That'll keep me out But what will keep me out is the sign on the dumpsters that says Danger asbestos So if you need any sparrows asbestos There's two big dumpsters full of it Right, yeah, it's just nice to walk by the big asbestos fill dumpster every time You want to do a broadcast for the people Ladies and gentlemen Advertising is merging ever more with programming Again, it's really a return to the old days of broadcasting With the Clico Club Eskimos Yes, there was such a thing There was such a thing They know advertisers own broadcasting back in the old days And they do again There are plans to have a beer sponsor for the bar set At the Best Dam Sports Show period on Fox Sports Says an executive at Fox
We can do it because our shows are not so much sports As entertainment That's why it's called the Best Dam Sports Show period It's not a sports show, you see There aren't any laws about that, I guess Some television programmers, according to the New York Times, are pushing very Similitude even when sponsors are not paying the bill Lost at home a new ABC comedy about an advertising executive will use real brands Throughout the show without receiving compensation Yeah, until it's a hit And then something will change, you see Don't you think? The Best Dam Sports Show has had commercial tie-ins quite a long time Last June, Levi Strauss paid for an actor who was featured in a commercial for its docker pants To appear on the show in a skit with the hosts Are the hosts going to the hell for that skit? They're going to Levi's The show also features food prepared by the Outback Steakhouse Which regularly brings meals into the show for the cast
Says the Fox executive Quote, certain advertisers brands marry and fit within the Fox brands It has to be something that feels right Of the deal with LeBats to put a bar in the show He says, quote, it just fell right to have a bar in the show It's feelings, it's all about feelings You know, you guys with the numbers and everything? Over at Fox, it's all about feelings Bad feelings, but feelings Ladies and gentlemen, the credibility of President Bush's multi-billion dollar missile defense plans are being questioned by leading scientists After claims that the results of key tests were falsified This comes just days before Israel conducted a test of its own missile interception system Reportedly successful But this is reportedly fraudulent The Massachusetts Institute of Technology is considering an investigation into accusations That fundamental flaws in the proposed missile defense system have been covered up
The criticism is led by Theodore Postal He's going Postal, that's right A physicist and missile defense critic at MIT who said the Institute is sitting on what is potentially quote The most serious fraud that we've seen at a great American university After months of refusing to investigate the affair Ed Crawley, the chairman of MIT's Aeronautics and Astronautics Department has recommended an investigation Dr. Postal and fellow critics say the ability of the interceptor missile to distinguish between an incoming warhead and decoys is deeply suspect Any such doubts would cripple the credibility of the system Such questions date back to mid 1997 when TRW was accused by one of its employees Naira Schwartz of faking test results on a prototype anti-missile sensor that is meant to distinguish warheads from decoys The company and its system was given an all clear by the Lincoln Lab, not Lincoln Logs
Lincoln Lab, a federally funded research center at MIT subsequently the General Accounting Office An investigative arm of Congress accused RW of exaggerating the performance of the sensors Saying its conclusions had been quote, highly misleading Critics say MIT's independence is compromised by its interest in maintaining hundreds of millions of dollars And annual government contracts, hey we're all in the take Dr. Postal has written to 20 members of Congress saying MIT's reluctance to investigate may indicate an attempt to conceal evidence of criminal violations Postal is the same guy who challenged the Pentagon claims for the success of the Patriot missile during the Gulf War Saying they had intercepted few of any scuds despite initial ridicule his assertion is now accepted And from the Washington Post when United Nations Weapon Inspectors were allowed into Iraq after the Gulf War They compiled long lists of chemicals, missile components and computers from American suppliers
Including such household names as Union Carbide and Honeywell which were being used for military purposes A 1994 investigation by the Senate Banking Committee turned up dozens of biological agents I have a biological agent, well he's reportedly alive No biological, you know what I mean, biological warfare agents, let's put it that way, ship to Iraq during the mid-80s under license from the Commerce Department, US Including various strains of anthrax subsequently identified by the Pentagon as a key component of the Iraqi biological warfare program The Commerce Department also approved the export of insecticides to Iraq despite widespread suspicions they were being used for chemical warfare US export controls to Iraq were tightened up in the late 80s, there were still many loopholes And December 88, Dow Chemical sold 1.5 million worth of pesticides to Iraq despite US government concerns that could be used as chemical warfare agents And the export import bank official reported in a memorandum he could find, quote, no reason to stop the sale despite evidence the pesticides were highly toxic to humans and good cause death from his fixation
That's just, you know, but that was the old days, that was another bush Another time, hey the same record industry that is clamoring to make it harder for you, you Mr. and Mrs. Music consumer to enjoy your music where you like Let's say on your computer, oh you pirate, the same record industry has come under withering attack from the British police for glamorizing firearms And these companies that market rap music to young people have flatly refused to cooperate with the London Metropolitan police in tackling teenage attitudes Assistant Commissioner Tariq Gafoor revealed blaming a backdrop of music for influencing alienated young men This, they're having a new concern Britain about guns after the fatal shooting of two teenage girls caught in the crossfire between rival gangs outside a New Year's Eve party
What we would call Birmingham, it's Birmingham Gafoor, the police official, singled out the influence of often violent rap music which glamorizes gun culture These are young men at an impressionable age lacking maturity and boundaries, he said Accusing record companies of hiding behind artists' contractual arrangements and refusing to release their stars for anti-gun campaigns He said guns were fashion statements for the young yet among artists approached by police to front anti-gun campaigns only one, Ms. Dynamite agreed So watch out for those record companies ladies and gentlemen, that's always good advice and now An exclusive feature of this broadcast, The Apologies of the Week
Not a, not a what would you say would it be a bumper crop? Maybe last year really was the year of the apology and we're going to have a slump, an apology slump Date line West Virginia, the spoof about the lack of indoor plumbing was bad enough say West Virginia University football fans And a reference to a similar lack of birth control was no better but last Saturday during halftime of the Continental tire bowl who knew A University of Virginia pep band that has made a habit of making fun of West Virginians finally went too far in the eyes of those from that state And portrayed a West Virginia University student in bib overalls with it without shoes depending on who tells the story And in the days since hundreds of angry comments have flowed by phone and email to both schools Even West Virginia governor Bob Wise stepped into the fran Monday he fired off a letter to University of Virginia president John Castine calling the performance classless
This type of performance merely perpetuates the unfounded stereotypes that we in West Virginia find it so hard to overcome the governor The governor of the Continental tire bowl said he is Charlotte and most especially the people of the state of West Virginia deserve an apology for this unfortunate incident The University of Virginia apologized The performance unfolded before approximately 75,000 fans who filled Erickson Stadium Hey, why don't we just sell naming rights to West Virginia? That would, the student led pep band staged a parody of the reality show The Bachelor in which a male had his choice of two female contestants, one from West Virginia University and the other from Virginia Well, it's going to be a tough choice for our bachelor deciding between these two bachelor rats read the script recited by a stadium announcer It described the Virginia student as being bound for medical school with plans to be a pediatrician It said the West Virginia University student will be heading out to California out to Beverly Hills Hills that is swimming pools movie stars are referenced to the TV show the Beverly Hillbillies
The band director said the West Virginia University student was not barefoot Contrary to some accusations and she didn't have her teeth blacked out or anything he said Some called it an incredible overreaction A West Virginia University folks person said the University plans to investigate the matter We're sorry this incident occurred we respect our colleagues at WVU and the citizens of West Virginia Administrators want to review a videotape before deciding what action is warranted I know that the script was approved by our promotions department I think it's one thing to read a script and another thing to see it acted out Said the spokeswoman humor she concluded is such a subjective thing Yeah, you don't want to go to hell for it that's for sure The White House and the Republican National Committee not quite apologizing
A California Republican is expressing regret Bill back the vice chairman of the California Republican Party who's running for the chairmanship sent out an email newsletter four years ago that copied an essay that said history might have taken a better turn If the South had won the Civil War and that the real damage to race relations in the South came not from slavery But from reconstruction which would not have occurred if the South had won That's a quote In a statement, Bill back the vice chairman of the California Republican Party said Upon reflection, I should have been more sensitive regarding issues raised in this piece and not included it in the email I regret any pain and offense taken by readers He said he strongly disagrees with the article Police in northwest China have made a rare apology to a man they surprised at home and dragged a jail for watching porno videos with his wife The case reported widely by Chinese newspapers prompted intense debate among Chinese about privacy We're very guilty for the pain we have caused
We're apologizing to you now, said a police official in the city of Yanan Authorities said they would reprimand the officers responsible Four officers burst into the house Zhang Lei shared with his wife and parents on August 18th to confiscate pornographic videos after a tip The police tried to take Zhang's video player and television as well, resulting in a brawl with family members Authorities hauled Zhang and his father to jail for spreading pornography and obstructing justice Both were released the next day after the family paid $121 After his release Zhang's family hired a lawyer to sue the police You can sue the police in China Talk about burying the lead You can sue the police in China The two sides settled out of court earlier this week Authorities bowing to growing media and public pressure had also agreed to give Zhang about 30 times the money he paid them And to issue the formal apology state
Media did not say what happened to the videos And in Tallahassee, Florida, political writer Bill Cotterill has been suspended from the Tallahassee Democrat For sending offensive email to a reader One week's suspension is without pay An statement, executive editor John Miller said On behalf of the Tallahassee Democrat, I apologize to all of our readers and most especially to readers and members of the Islamic faith everywhere For the intemperate email comments of political writer Bill Cotterill They absolutely do not represent the views and sensitivities of this newspaper Cotterill also apologized saying his comments were grossly inappropriate He's a veteran reporter with 35 years in the business His email responded to a reader upset with a cartoon by Doug Marlett that many thought was insulting to Muslims The cartoon appeared briefly on the paper's website but wasn't even published in the paper In his response, Cotterill criticized most Arab nations for not, quote, getting over, unquote, the creation of Israel and making peace Quote, okay, they can squat around the camel dung, fire and grumble about it
Or they can put their bottoms in the air five times a day and pray for deliverance That's their business, he wrote in his email And I don't give a damn if Israel kills a few in collateral damage while defending itself So be it, unquote He's apologized for that Out first, ladies and gentlemen, the apologies of the week If it weren't a copyrighted feature of this program, it would have to be And now for another copyrighted feature I was, I was, tales of airport security I was in Los Angeles International Airport this week To bear witness to the beginning of the new program for inspecting checked baggage I don't know if you've seen any reports about how this is being done But let's just say There's obviously no way to hold dress rehearsals in an airport
So on New Year's Day, that was the dress rehearsal Let's hope it was So they've got all these guys from a company, APS It's not the transportation safety administration, that's the government guys But there's this whole new crew of people From, I think, a company called APS or an agency called APS No explanation who or what it is The big X-ray machines that are looking at the checked baggage They're not back where they take the baggage after you check it in It's out front, at least to the international terminal So they check, they put your baggage through the X-ray and then separate you from it And you stand in line to check in And your baggage that's been through the X-ray machine It sits in a big line 20, 30 feet away from you Waiting until you get to the check-in point, at which point You then have to identify your baggage without touching it
And a couple guys from APS stand guard over the baggage as it sits In a line, in an ever-growing line In the middle of a public terminal That's airport security, ladies and gentlemen, now from a listener, dear Harry I make it a habit to carry a flask of whiskey when traveling The skies, since 9-11, I've had to do various things with the whiskey at security check-in Including leaving behind the flask On a recent flight from Texas to LA, I and my trustee Sour Mash stepped up to the X-ray machine They passed through all my carry-on except my bag with the flask in it Preparing to discard it, I followed the security person to the desk Where he wanted to inspect my bag, he asked me if I had a pair of pliers in my bag I remembered then that I had packed a set of Texan nut shellers that have been given to me as a gift As he searched for the zipper on my bag, the guy ran his hand over the flask When he opened the case, he pulled out my box of oversized pliers with removable teeth I murmured, Christmas present
He put the box back in my bag, he searched my socks, and underwear Then he closed the bag and sent me my weapon and Mr. Beam on our way Tales of airport security An exclusive feature of the show I used to lead a quiet existence, always had my peace online Kept all my trouble out of distance My days were silver wide On top of the world I set, but look at me now
I don't know where I'm at I was doing alright Nothing but rainbows in my sky I was doing alright Till you came by Had no cards to complain Life was as sweet as apple pie Never noticed the rain Till you came by But now, whenever you're away Can't sleep night and suffer all the day I just sit and wonder if love isn't one big blunder
But when you hold me tight Teaming all through I feel somehow I was doing alright I'm doing better than ever now But now, whenever you're away Can't sleep night and suffer all the day I just sit and wonder if love isn't one big blunder
But when you hold me tight Teaming all through I feel somehow I was doing alright But I'm doing better than ever now I'm doing better than ever now I'm doing better than ever now
I'm doing better than ever now Seriously, who's saying without nuclear weapons is a bigger threat than Kim Jong Il with them, simply because unlike the leader of North Korea, this guy can't be bought off Hey, for the kids in the audience, let's boil it down even more He can't stay bought off Unfortunately, that's what keeps him looking young It's okay to keep your feet on the ground, but it's more important to keep your eye on the ball Nothing sends a stronger message to North Korea than the sight of an American victory in Iraq that's shorter than a hit single
You might not be able to dance to it, but I give it a 99 Casey Dick, when Saddam Hussein goes to bed each night, he dreams of being Kim Jong Il A guy who can scare his neighbors without having to invade them You know who he is, Dick? He's the guy next door that places stereo too loud It makes you think he might be a little bit cuckoo By comparison, Saddam Hussein is a day under the sweetheart tree Containing him is like counting down hit records It's been working for years, so why change it? Besides, Hussein only invaded his neighbors after we encouraged him to So maybe, before bombing him into the 4th dimension, we should have a little talk with ourselves North Korea is the real thing, Dick, a desperate country with nukes to sell And they're willing and able to wheel and deal like a Buick salesman in mid-August
When it comes to confronting North Korea, Japan and China have been missing in action longer than Oasis And we're spending all our time and attention, not on the guy who just kicked out the UN inspectors But the guy who's welcoming them in Talk about your monkey business, Dick don't get me wrong, Saddam Hussein is not a nice guy I know, I happen to be Lebanese But if we're going to go around getting rid of every bad leader in the world, we're going to be involved with a whole lot of countries And at least five networks, I don't mind keeping my feet on the ground and my eye on the ball, Dick Just as long as my head's not up my ass From the left I'm Casey Kason From the right I'm Dick Clark And here's one idea we don't go to war with It's great to be at longer heads Hands longer heads is made possible with the possibility grant from the business foundation Business, we're not as crooked as you think
This next time, another pair of finely matched opinions meets where the arguments are At longer heads, right and left designation for entertainment purposes only This is CPR cutting out a public radio Music Music Music
Music Music Down, beside the dark in Alabama Where Oriental breezes play, there lives a lonesome maid Armenian By the dark and elves with gleaming eyes She looks across the sea inside And weaves her love song, so serene
Soon I return to Turkestan I will ask her for her heart in hand Yeah, oh sweet darling now I love your animals I'm a lucky fella to capture such a prize You know, all I know is my love for you He tells you to be true And don't know him, I say All sweet darling now Prepare the wedding wine And there will be one girl in my hero when you mine
I got an idea, we'll build a tent Just like the children of the only I'll sweet darling My star has loved the moon Yes Music Music Now live from Washington, DC Here's Larry King, live from Washington, DC
Now here's Larry King, live We're at a nation's capital tonight We're going to be hosting the myocardial infarction foundations annual Clean Ottawa Ball Tomorrow night, John and Patsy Ramsey for the full hour answering your calls about life since John Benay Tonight we got something kind of different You know, Geneva studio is Kurelle A world wide religion that claims more than two million adherents and believes in human cloning And to help me question him, partly because of all her expertise and things like this And also because of our new cross-plugging arrangement in our New York studio tonight The great Connie Chung Good evening Larry I'm looking forward to only having to think of after questions I'm sure you'll do the thinking for both of us Larry Connie, you've just come from taping an interview that's extraordinary even by your standards That's right Larry
Larry Hello, Larry We'll be with you in just a second, Kurelle As I was saying, I just taped a segment for tomorrow night with a remarkable little girl Who kidnapped herself? It's a pretty shocking story You know it's shocking, Connolly? They changed the pickles at night now Am I on? Can you hear me? A Kurelle Yes This is Connie Chung in New York You've just announced you've added the human cloning therapy No, Connie, it's not a derby, it's not a race, it's not a competition It's our mission on this planet That's all, we must clone to leave Life without the cloning is like a meal without wine Kurelle, this is Larry King in Washington As I understand it, you're claiming to have cloned hundreds of human beings in the last five years Larry, I'm a prophet
Spelled with a pH I'm merely a messenger In a continuously expanding universe We must clone ourselves just in order to keep up But the actual cloning has been done by a completely separate enterprise Clonique Clonique Yes Yes, this is even a domiciled in a completely different continent from the brotherhood Kurelle, cloning is difficult enough according to most science writers But you claim to have also leaped the accelerated growth barrier Does that mean some of your clones are walking around the rest of us here? They was going to be mine Yes, yes, the new is slimmed down out of rocker That is one of ours That's amazing How does that make you feel? Good question
It made me feel that we are coming closer to the time of true enlightenment When there will be many different versions of your body walking around And your memories and experiences can transfer from one of them to the other at will The way we change clothe is today So there'd be a me walking around it had only three heart attacks Ideally So critics say that this would spell the end of normal human society Doesn't that make you want to think twice about what you're doing? Coney, I've thought about it quite a bit more than twice 20 times Oh, many more And these aren't just thoughts, Coney These are revelations that is really the equivalent of two and a half normal thoughts Curel, Curel, any of your clones take a DNA test to prove their clone hood Larry, DNA tests are for criminals and reluctant fathers
We are doing is something much more profound here Something such that there I see it with pixie dust Can I ask you a question about your appearance? Your hair is very sparse And yet you still have your top not Coney, I'm not so much interested in metals of the surface Top not ponytail, what is the difference with an inch or two? My project in all things is to amplify the messages I receive from Curel Hey, wait a minute, you know the producers told me you were Curel You know, I noticed two anchored thing wasn't going to be Curel I am the earthly Curel, the messenger of the astral Curel As long as you're some kind of Curel
At your service Curel, yes If you had one message for us tonight, what would it be? Pretty much what I've been saying for the last little while Coney The great Coney Chung in New York and the Geneva Curel Very this was fun This was fun for me as well Thank you both Friday of this week the form of posh spice And I'll have an exclusive one on one with Jimmy Kimmel From Washington, good night You know I feel like a king
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Series
Le Show
Episode
2003-01-05; 2003-01-12
Producing Organization
Century of Progress Productions
Contributing Organization
Century of Progress Productions (Santa Monica, California)
AAPB ID
cpb-aacip-5c6fa76d6fd
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Description
Segment Description
January 12, 2003 description: 00:00 | Open/ The luckiest man in show business | 04:12 | 'New York Mining Disaster 1941' by Bee Gees | 06:18 | 'Marley Purt Drive' by Bee Gees | 10:41 | 'Sunday In New York' by Mel Torme | 13:36 | Close enough for journalism : Bee Gees' Maurice Gibb | 14:35 | Buried Lede Dept | 17:00 | News of Iraq | 20:33 | The Apologies of the Week : Michael Moore, Barry Diller | 24:25 | Let's Get Scared | 28:00 | 'If I Had My Way' by Charlie Wood | 31:21 | Extra Access Tonight : Looking ahead at 2003 | 34:45 | 'Walking The Dog' by Judith Owen | 37:39 | North Korea withdrawing from nuclear treaty | 40:27 | 43 calls 41 : North Korea looks bad | 46:17 | 'Don't Let Us Bug Ya' by Andy Partridge | 50:10 | Songs in the Key of L | 53:06 | 'Remember Me' by Roland Stone | 56:55 | 'A Very Special Love' by Shorty Rogers & His Orchestra /Close |
Segment Description
January 5, 2003 description: 00:00 | Open | 03:18 | 'Chunky Chunky Air Guitar' by The Whitlams | 06:19 | 'Us Amazonians' by Kirsty MacColl | 10:25 | 'Eggplant' by Michael Franks | 15:07 | Advertising is merging with programming | 17:21 | The credibility of President Bush’s multibillion-dollar missile defense plans are being questioned by leading scientists | 21:27 | The record industry is coming under attack from the British police for glamorizing firearms | 23:12 | The Apologies of the Week : Mummers, Tallahassee Democrat | 30:04 | Tales of Airport Security : Whiskey goes through | 33:07 | 'I Was Doing All Right' by Ella Fitzgerald | 36:31 | At Loggerheads : Iraq or North Korea? | 40:31 | 'Dardanella' by Geoff & Maria Muldaur | 44:14 | Larry King Live : Larry and Connie Chung interview a cloner | 50:18 | 'Just Kissed My Baby' by Jon Cleary and The Absolute Monster Gentlemen | 55:18 | 'Boy Scout In Switzeralnd' by Raymond Scott Project /Close |
Broadcast Date
2003-01-05
Broadcast Date
2003-01-12
Asset type
Episode
Media type
Sound
Duration
02:00:23.719
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Credits
Host: Shearer, Harry
Producing Organization: Century of Progress Productions
Writer: Shearer, Harry
AAPB Contributor Holdings
Century of Progress Productions
Identifier: cpb-aacip-c8537f0e725 (Filename)
Format: DAT
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Citations
Chicago: “Le Show; 2003-01-05; 2003-01-12,” 2003-01-05, Century of Progress Productions, American Archive of Public Broadcasting (GBH and the Library of Congress), Boston, MA and Washington, DC, accessed November 21, 2024, http://americanarchive.org/catalog/cpb-aacip-5c6fa76d6fd.
MLA: “Le Show; 2003-01-05; 2003-01-12.” 2003-01-05. Century of Progress Productions, American Archive of Public Broadcasting (GBH and the Library of Congress), Boston, MA and Washington, DC. Web. November 21, 2024. <http://americanarchive.org/catalog/cpb-aacip-5c6fa76d6fd>.
APA: Le Show; 2003-01-05; 2003-01-12. Boston, MA: Century of Progress Productions, American Archive of Public Broadcasting (GBH and the Library of Congress), Boston, MA and Washington, DC. Retrieved from http://americanarchive.org/catalog/cpb-aacip-5c6fa76d6fd