The Capitol Steps' Politics Takes a Holiday, Halloween Edition

The Capitol Steps we'd like to warn you that the following program contains language previously heard during sessions of the Senate Judiciary Committee or rental discretion is advised. Another episode where the senators take turns passing judgment on the morality. Clarence Thomas please welcome Mr. Biden. Mr. DECONCINI. When I got to the Senate I got out of committee. We passed lots of white and I make sure not one of them applies to me. Not a solitary one of them applies to what I do with and now I am the ruler of morality says he

or not to be. That's a quote from Mr. But I did not do this. I think that it's rude and shows no class. When I hire a receptionist I want to love her resume to say what he really thinks of her would be to look around as I track her. If it's been up well it worked for me. If she is an asset to the rulers of my route. And then we evaluated Clarins. He was worthy as he had got as.

He had to answer me by explaining just how wrong was his pedigree through this member. It's an issue of ah you know already. This song hearing OB to see condom nation has pornography. Now she knows he Helms is mad at me. And he's cutting off the funding for today. Sorry I don't mean my children's Gallery in Washington D.C. The assassin satellite service of VCR but when you were in Santa Monica the Capitol steps in the politics takes a holiday brought to you by Sununu. Now ladies and gentlemen the Capitol steps bring you the story of a man who once in

college experimented briefly with male chauvinist. Today our hero tries to date in the 1990s. I can't bring you flowers. You can sing the love song. I don't try to talk anymore because each word has to be non-racist nonsexist not heterosexist post-feminist multiculturalist secular humanist environmentalist and totally free of the slightest trace of Euro centricity. Remember when the odd creature like you treat me like a victim of institutionalized patterns of discrimination against Within days Aleutian Islanders indigenous Americans spotted owls and laboratory. But you know I don't sort my

trash into 12 garbage pails and I don't spend each weekend out the way it was but I've read lots of books. By those dead why many Shakespear will be barred. You're just a waiter or waitress is now a waitress. That means Trinidad now must be called Trinity by Brittany white to me. Oppressed and please don't express PC chauvinism by referring to your aesthetically advantaged companion. As for it's.

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I'm not saying that me are mad because I don't like My Big Macs I love that song. We got to be said by me and we all got sick we want to live. Oh my son I'm going to tell him at my trial that I do think I don't want to see how to climb up to when I was done with my Dubai always want the play what my son said No no my reply was not like Mommy why do you believe I'm with the way the contouring off if I'm president I'll take up remark and stand on all the many cities rights granted by my little box. Oh this is all that I got. Now that I got shot wound with the

big deal the people at Rand McNally got a real headache. But it was the image of American high school students. They had an excuse for not being able to find the union on a map. Where. They make that charge. I am out of. My. Life like I. Am a proud. Old.

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There is nothing worse than a sex scandal. Let me say that again. There was one thing nurse than a Scots sandal. First America's favorite couple. Terence Camas and Anita Hill Columbus is a general fudge and a white ringer figured it out. It is a problem of Fessor who said she got war Rast in her place when Hill went to her OS's buy Office. Oh here is what she said she had a funny honey lets play gating Dame.

This could be your ducky Les. Oh a lot of people haven't Duckie laze that I see said Jets fans comments. See head. Hey check out my song along builder. Oh and the say said Promise you are don't really disgusting see head clear there's something cubic on my coke. I was seeing less. Oh oh then you know how public hearing will be read it all his words over all the wet nurse. While I was 30 day a man. Who's trolling the tooth the next him or the bomb an e o n.

Thank you Guy who Hammer's know Columbus is betting up to the stance I would about ill. Watch her bite a rock and that rock is going to make her bitch roll my second story is about weepy Herman and his situation. Weepy was a mole rival for kittle until he had an egg. Bad I'm sure. Ralph. Well just that we need to anyway I was

weeping we went to a movie miles to see a floral pic just like Thomas I was down with his Dipper was OK in the long arm of the straw. Wow he was hot by Stoli xmen an undercover Kuti now weepy as in the scene opens them 5 and the Disney demo is mopping his drolly what up he's never heard. The story of my mores. Is this if you get in a sketch sandal. Watch out somebody is going to kick your rear. Thank you. I was now ladies and gentlemen here

to make a special presentation. President George Bush. I know when I see all of Martin was right next to me and I see him I was right next to myself. Domestic policy. All right. Please welcome the lovely one bar Bush. Mark I'm out here. Thank you. And we've got a special message for the Soviet people. Kind and nice to me but I. Forget your rubles come on don't be afraid to read in pink and green. Get on the bell boy we're feeling bad. Let's go shopping not an LLB is going to love.

You I have her and your Stegall are badly out of date. Now to this day get on the double and make it snappy. It's not the style and it's in the back and. Tell them towards no bar. You tell. Your. Brand new Dell and Izod not Al Amarah good luck. With the Neiman Marxist. Thank you ladies and gentlemen the Capitol

steps have just learned that Governor Mario Cuomo is about to make a presidential announcement. And you can be sure his indecision is final. To run or not to run. That is the question whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous newsman the likes of Lord who rode Oh a one night stand. Oh and I would gladly deliver these swift kicks to Oprah the great BUT. How long could I withstand the willies of Horton. Oh. Whither thou Prince Albert of glory without Gary the woman hearted. Babbitt to Bruce A.

But those that run are the lightest of weights and the greatest of Dunsinane 0 0 4 load carried death cavort with Deborah and Doug the wildest God dot cast his spell upon rob the hood was who got straight from the game of the bird of Linda. And on to the bed of the queen of beauty here and there to sacrifice a virgin nian. Loas. There's the rub it was. Thank you for she is twice blessed. Oh oh oh oh. Damn wasps.

Oh are we gone Tsongas of the silent T. O Mario Mario what a for in my Mario what's in the name o salami by any other name would still smell a strong but what. Oh to serve Brown the governor of Moonbeam was the Lord High flake of Quaker for neon Milone I had see a vision of the future and I dunce grew Dani. It's. Mellow dude. There is something rotten in the state of Democrats. The Lord ha a guru of meditative vegetarian that issued this wicked warning that if you lose to George of Kennebunkport. Then he shall be as Herbert Hoover. And the nation shall be plunged under the rush of

Limbaugh. And the evil eye of newt the book and the people still cry out for that great leader from the New York. New York such new rules don't bum me out the book is totally to the maximum. Or do you do take it with us then bind it to thy self mightily. The L Word you often carry of Democrats the idea be quick. Congress can have many checks a balance but a candidate for president can just say the word liberal alone but what else. Help help help me.

Get the two Sam Nunn or my lola. Thank you ladies and gentlemen please welcome the Capitol steps. The Reverend Jimmy. Brothers and sisters these are evil times we live in. First there was Watergate. Then there was congregate. And now I have been. So Stan you want to tell me Jimmy Swaggart and I will send you a Capitol steps. Just call 1 800 7 3 3 step.

Yes that's 1 800 733 step. And now live to the del Castillo the energiser. You got up and go. Well we're going to. 34 other Congress. Members of Congress. Are aboard the bank. About the bank. You may know this

about. You can say any dad Congress right now along comes around on the piano. Man. You know I. Want dad. My. Grand. Night. You were gone now. Yeah I. Was. Mad by his restaurant. Walk right in you can tell your spouse goes everything will be on love how you can manage my. Life. At. Times. Yesterday I went out yesterday I went up to his wrist Brad saw guns I'm a nasty ugly things going on there were some of that home district court. They were bringing home the bacon

I saw some lemons and a couple of turkeys. They weren't using their no no and I'm out and I'm in the middle of the moment they were demanding they were demanding raisins. I thought this show has been a joint venture all the Capitol steps and south for satellite service APC R.W. in Santa Monica. It was written by Elaine a newborn and Bill Straus with special thanks to Richard Roth. And so it was performed by Lady Newport. Bill Strauss Jim Adele who do you think around and Smith Nick Warner and me don't get home and I would like to thank the RW police and Sarah Spitz are in here Chris Murphy broke through to get it on going to stand on the stage. But here the show now once again that number for Capital stuff besets and CBS News 1 800 1 7 3 3 0 States. Most of these things for Mr. Rehnquist's neighbor I got right Rite Aid and all the right wingers in the National Hockey League

thank you and you goodnight because everything will be I now see. My master at that. That's noble. Thank you. This is the high plains new service special edition. Energy people

power and politicians. I'm Chuck Christiansen. Energy it's taken for granted by most of what's available at the flick of a switch or at the pump in unlimited quantities. We only think about energy when costs go up or it's in short supply. Then it's painfully clear how dependent we are in expensive dependable sources. Of energy. People Power Politics examines the role of energy in the West. Its effect on our people and economies how it influences government decisions and why some Westerners are taking energy policy into their own hands. Wyoming is the largest coal producer in the U.S. it's prized low sulfur coal lies and thick seams throughout the Powder River Basin in the northeast portion of the state. A

coal boom hit 20 years ago but then the market slowed. This may be changing with uncertainty in our nation's energy plan. New clean air standards and shifts in market demand. With this in mind six companies have applied for Federal Coal leases totaling one billion tons. But as High Plains News producer Mary Boyle reports these leases and the current process of leasing Federal Coal are being challenged. Each year endless trains haul 160 million tons of rich black coal from Wyoming's Powder River Basin to coal fired power plants throughout the country. But the fate of this abundant resource has industry. State officials and environmentalists at odds when a 1990 amendment to the Clean Air Act required utilities to lower sulfur emissions hopes were raised in the Powder River Basin. But a recent Department of Energy report indicates the shift to Wyoming's coal may not be as significant as predicted. It forecasts only about a 3 percent production shipped to Wyoming.

The mining industry in the state understand the reality of the coal market but still view the next two to five years as a crucial window of opportunity. Marian Loomis is the executive director of the Wyoming Mining Association. We don't anticipate it certainly but hopefully there will be some additional contracts. If we can compete for me I think you're recommending. Thank you thank you. Recently six companies have applied for federal Coley says which total about 1 billion tons. However the first of these leases are being appealed by three state environmental groups. The Powder River Basin Resource Council the Wyoming Outdoor Council.