Le Show; 1994-02-20; 1994-02-06; 1994-02-27

I'm just about to close with Tom Arnold for exciting nude film of someone whose first name you'd recognize. Plus, exciting nude film of a newscaster who can't pronounce my name, and exciting nude film of the host of Hello, Welcome to the Show. I'm just about to close with Tom Arnold for exciting nude film of a newscaster who can't pronounce

my name, and exciting nude film of the host of Hello, Welcome to the Show. Ma, I don't know who you are, I know my friend that I want to pass on Because I know my love, I know who you are, I know my love And I know your love, I know your love, I know your love And I know my love, I know your love Ma, I don't know who you are, I know my love And I know your love, I know your love And I know your love, I know my love

Ma, I don't know who you are No temptation, please don't wake your eyes

Bring along the armor, make it grow and cry And I don't want no trouble beyond the parish life Please, I beg you, don't try to hold me tight No, don't do the hell to me, not make it home tonight No, I don't want no trouble beyond the parish life No, don't do the hell to me, not make it home tonight

No, don't do the hell to me, not make it home tonight Love and misfortune, together by sound inside When I show, make it easy, before the fight And I'll take no chance beyond the parish life Wheels are turning, but how did they pass me by?

I'm on a wall to the border, and I'll hit you right And I'll just nobody to my cause that parish life I'll just nobody to my cause that parish life I'll just nobody to my cause that parish life Well, the quote, roblo, is it hot in here or is it just me? Hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jim is here, so I can't open the mic and say I'm Harry Shira, welcome to the show We are graced today here in the show dome by the presence of a reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper And so, you know, what is it, synchronicities, synchronicities, what was the title of that sting album that I'm thinking of?

Something about synch, anyway, it's that, because this week, fortunately, I got to see Rush Limbaugh do his radio show on C-SPAN So I know what to do during the time when I'm off the air and being observed, because I saw Rush do it Smoke a cigar, don't worry about Rush, he's going to get mouth cancer He's going to cure it with orange juice, but I'll tell you, as long as I watched, I didn't ever see him do that Where was that? He cleaned up the act for C-SPAN, he didn't do that and he did very little to that That, maybe it wasn't the real... Now I'm scared, now I'm doing this Long time game show host, Wink Martin Dale, and his wife, Sandy, Wink and Sandy, you know them Have purchased a home in Calabases for just under the $1.2 million asking price

Who says, Jim? Sources says, thank you Excuse me? This is say Bus must have been real slow today, huh? All right, we'll keep that one, that's a keeper The couple had been renting a condo in Westwood since selling their Malibu home to George C Scott in 1987 Wow, that place must be trashed by now Quote, they couldn't decide where to move until now Unquote, according to whom Jim? According to sources No, a source in this case Oh, good guess though They bought a newly built two-door style home Probably has more doors though The master suite contains a circular sitting room Wow Fireplace kitchenette, three walk-in closets, an exercise room, and a bath with a steam shower and spa tub When you go visit Wink, you'll be in a circular sitting room And it's like, there are no corners in Wink's sitting room In Wink's new sitting room

It's exciting, Martin Dale has hosted such game shows as Tic Tac Doe, Gambit, and High Rollers He now co-produces trivial pursuit, jumble, boggle, scramble And why didn't I think of that? How about, how come I couldn't think of a place to move for eight years? That would be a show for it to produce anyway In case ladies and gentlemen, in case the start of the program has not been trivial enough Marla Trump's former publicist was ordered Friday to wear an electronic bracelet when he appeals his conviction for burglarizing her home and stealing her shoes and underwear Not trivial enough Michael Jackson is being persecuted by police prosecutors in the media According to a group of ministers who called the news conference Friday to denounce what they called the prosecution frenzy More than a dozen ministers from some of Los Angeles largest black churches Suggested the news coverage has been a duly harsh in part because Jackson is black I didn't know that Not trivial enough We can go farther

How about the cover of New York News Day on Wednesday of this week Which showed Tonya Harding and Nancy Carrigan skating together A photo that accompanied a story about them probably going to meet in practice In Hummer Later that day Photo of something that hadn't happened yet Start up a big controversy among the journal Journalos Because the technology has now come to the point ladies and gentlemen Where, you know, let's just be honest Pictures do lie And liars picture You can with computers now create what looks like a photograph of something that never happened And a news day did Although they identified it on their cover as a News day composite

Like you're supposed to know what that means How about a news day fake? Give us a break news day You know If you're going to do full disclosure A fake news day photo made up Because we thought you wouldn't buy the paper if we didn't show you this Full disclosure in my opinion But not trivial enough in the journalistic controversy department Okay, how about Koki Roberts? You know Koki, her hair gets bigger every week on ABC I think she took that job just because her hair wasn't getting big enough on national public radio Took the job not for the money but for the spray Anyway, Koki Roberts has started a controversy Because Unknown to network viewers One night last month when Peter Jennings introduced a report From Koki Roberts on reaction to the state of the union address She was introduced Reporting from Capitol Hill Koki Roberts was wearing a coat And she appeared in front of what looked like the Capitol

In fact, however, Koki Roberts was actually inside the network's Washington Bureau With a photographic image of the Capitol projected behind her This week she was reprimanded Even though it had no editorial effect, the action was serious because it misled our audience Said the memo from the head of ABC News A series of ill-considered actions resulted in deception Peter Jennings is in the clear he didn't know where Koki was He introduced her, here's Koki Roberts in the Capitol, didn't know where she was Pete? Pete? A little fact-checking Pete? Koki, where are you? Okay, good, I'll introduce you from there then Now, so there's all this controversy in the journalistic community And I'm stretching more than a point to use that phrase About this Koki Roberts incident Like, well, the reason she was in the Washington Bureau was because she had to go to a speaking engagement later that night

It was wearing an evening gown and couldn't get out to the Capitol and then get back in time So she was told by her boss, well, just put on a coat and stand in front of a slide to the Capitol And according to the Washington papers, it even got more trivial because her boss tried to blame her But they both got reprimanded in the end, so it's okay, but ladies and gentlemen, who cares where Koki Roberts is? She clearly, whether she was inside the Capitol or inside the Washington Bureau, she didn't know nothing different Nobody's saying, well, because she wasn't in front of the Capitol, she didn't have access to her fine sources on Capitol Hill They're saying we were deceived because she was wearing a coat and she was inside You see what I'm saying? There's a deeper thing here How many times this winter have you seen your local news, if you disregard my advice and watch local news? Have you seen local news switch to somebody bundled up, freezing their breath clearly visible on screen, reporting to you from where it's cold?

Now, here I'm here where it's cold, behind me is more cold, you can see it being cold over my left shoulder You know, this whole thing started because there's a perceived need in television news to show you something even when there's nothing Koki Roberts, on the Capitol Hill, steps is exactly the same as Koki Roberts in the Washington Bureau, except, of course, in the Bureau, her hair is bigger We'll get more trivial moments from now on the show Your nails glow on your eyes to the red, you're safe forever dear, any day

You're swelled, I shall never go to go away, and my feet burn, you've turned around the other way I can't wait up to save my life, I can't wait up to save my life And my nightmare, you forgive me, cruel as gift, you could ever give me, you said I'd want to stand me now, but your eyes say, brother, I'll get you somehow I'll never lie when these streets across the road, I'll smell like something fresh from a tomb The squeeze too hard to insist on, because when it seems like hot your face isn't missing, and your hair's turned in to reputize, it's said that I can't wait up to save my life

We'll get more trivial moments from now on the show Your nails glow on your eyes to the red, you're safe forever dear, any day You're swelled, I shall never go to go away, and my feet burn, you've turned around the other way You're swelled, I'll smell like something fresh from a tomb

First of all, an answer to a listener's question, yes, I am here at the Lachodom, not standing in front of a picture of it We're digging deeper into the mountain of triviality, before us ladies and gentlemen, last night in Las Vegas, Nevada, how could anything trivial happen there? There was a taping of the Jackson Family Honors television special for this Tuesday on NBC Deon Warwick either was there or allowed herself to be videotaped talking about it, even though she wasn't there, because here's what she had to say

I think the fact that they were all there and embraced each other, and just kind of solidified the fact that they are first of all family, and they are concerned about each other That was the message according to Deon, not gifted with psychic powers, because of course, Germain Jackson, the executive producer of the TV special, said it was not designed as a Jackson reunion That was not the message, nice tridion, it was not the message, instead Germain Jackson said it was planned as an annual event to salute outstanding humanitarians and to raise money for charities On the subject of raising money for charities, slow sales made them cut prices from $352, $150 midweek The show could garner up to $6 million in broadcast fees and revenues, but only $500,000 is pledged to charities, not controlled by the Jackson's

$5.5 million will be paid to a Jackson family nonprofit foundation to cover production costs, including the expenses incurred when the show was moved for Atlantic City Las Vegas and postponed for two months Michael Jackson's only appearance was when he presented awards to Elizabeth Taylor, humanitarian award to Elizabeth Taylor and Motown Records founder Barry Gordy And then he joined the family in a musical finale for the event, which will be broadcast Tuesday on NBC Because the 35-year-old singer's photo had been featured prominently in ads for the reunion show many in the near-capacity crowd had hoped for more music from him and expressed disappointment And then of course there's the Latoya issue, even though Dionne found it heartwarming that the family was all together Latoya said the family would not let her join the show unless she signed a gag order agreeing not to criticize Michael Jackson or the family any further denied by Germaine and the mother And unless I'm very much mistaken Latoya on tomorrow's Heraldo renews her charges and in Heraldo's words word testifies that Michael is guilty

It's all too humanitarian for words ladies and gentlemen and why would NBC stop there? From Jimmy and Esca's fabulous Lucifer's Gardens and Las Vegas, NBC is proud to present the Manson family honors The stars of February have just got a whole lot brighter Imagine some of the heaviest stars of classic rock, The Beach Boys Being joined by one of today's hottest rockers, Axel Rose and a two-hour salute to Vincent Buñolci and TV's Heraldo, you don't have to imagine it Paddy Crenwickle, Tex Watson and Leslie Van Hatten have put together a once-in-a-lifetime special that we call entertainmentarianism that is best Lyme magazine says it's hypnotically entertaining and TV guide says, Axe marks the spot on the forehead of this amazing spectacle

Also scheduled to appear our Helders Schelter, the Charles Manson tribute band, live in the spot movie ranch Buñose and Heraldo get the honors but you get the fun The Manson family honors a new way for America to say thank you Coming up later this sweeps on NBC Charlie, watch it, I'll kill you Alright, turn off the camera man I've played a tambourine somewhere in the Grand Martin State You stay a shout of one Michael, don't you run so fast?

I've fallen on the piece of glass, might be snakes there in their place When Mars ends When Mars ends, we sue the local unwedmer When Mars ends, used to wake some time and twill when Mars ends Used to lift her free until her Baby, when Mars ends, that you really love that man Put yourself in the spirit's hands when Mars ends When Mars ends, used to him in peace again when Mars ends

Beat me up each time I beg when Mars ends But they really came in handy and it don't you with that boy? What you want to spank him for? He did a lot though at the post but I don't ever mind him If I get to hell I look better and more, oh yeah I look better If I ever get to hell I ever go down there

I've been wondering around and I've been looking for her I've been looking up and up and south of Western New York near me Where'd I go? Will they? I've been Mars Those eyes, those hands, those smiles, those warmth and look I get from hell Beat me up each time I beg when Mars ends When Mars ends Well ladies and gentlemen I'll tell you something having a reporter from a major metropolitan newspaper sitting here, just eyeing me makes me more nervous than a Serbian gunner on the Hillside surrounding Sarajevo right about now I'll tell you that's the fact. So we're hours away from either bombing or not bombing. We're days away from either a trade war or no trade war And yet that would seem to say hey this president is taking control

And yet despite that despite the unremitting attacks from the fuzzball orange juice salesman, not all is as well At the Clinton White House there are persistent rumors that a major factor in the remaking of the image of this White House Former Reagan aid David Gergen maybe leaving momentarily leaving while the leaving is good and you know there's there's problems with this health care thing The the Harry and Louise commercials from the insurance industry seem to have done the appropriate amount of damage to Hillary Clinton's Wanted plan And then up I would think for another episode of Clinton something moments from now here in the show As I walk down the street seemed everyone I meet gives me a friendly hello

I guess I'm just looking so so Ooh the birds every tree they all sing merely they sing wherever I go I guess I'm just looking so himself If you just ask me the mind in my bank account I have to confess I'm slipping But don't worry me I'm the gentleman I gotta keep that's a tip in each night when the day is through I'll hurt you all well always I know Ooh I guess I'm just looking so himself

Ooh I guess I'm just looking so himself Ooh I guess I'm just looking so himself Ooh I guess I'm just looking so himself If you just ask me the mind in my bank account I have to confess I'm slipping

That don't worry me I gotta keep that's a tip in when the day is through I'll hurt you all well always I know I guess I'm just looking so and so Ooh I guess I'm just looking so himself Cleaned in something Mr. Vice President you around Dave come on in I'm just working on something come on now Angie sit

You sure this isn't a bad time now it's almost your lunch hour come on now come on girls sit up top of the TV Good girl I heard you were going back on a letterman Mr. Vice President but hey I already did a top 10 list I mean now comes the heavy lifting What else can I do except a stupid pet trick good girl go on now go on I hope Newt Gingrich doesn't get a hold of the bill for that doggy door me too what's up Dave I didn't know the vice president was entitled to counsel from the counsel to the president You're hard beat away from my counsel Mr. Vice President actually strangely enough I wanted to balance something off of you Well if it's something goofy that could qualify as a stupid human trick and I gave rid of this damn much

No I met a metaphorical balance you know like pole results after a good speech that kind of balance Got you now spending all morning with a Yorkie makes he kind of literal Yes or Mr. Vice President I'm I'm sure there's no news to you that there have been rumors about my leaking the story That I was planning to leave the White House I've heard that uh huh And as no Washington hand you probably figured out those rumors about a leak from me were leaked by my people Kind of made sense now there's there's something you need me to do so you feel good about staying Well we can't with you Mr. Vice President and I got accomplished about all I can in this environment Ronald Reagan put a lot of surprises on him when I was working with him but um It never bragged about spreading the astroturf in the bed of a Chevy El Camino so he could nail some tail Bill's the piece of work all right but only a piece of it out of work if he keeps this up

You know we just succeed in making him look near presidential And then he goes all bubba on me again There's too much I I feel like scissors with a vitamin deficiency Well Dave um I'm sorry to hear that for two reasons One I think you've been good for this presidency and two in the office pool and when you leave I had next October Well you could still win I'm I'm kind of in a bind That's where I wanted to bounce off of you I got an offer to head the Washington Bureau of ABC News No it's great Dave you get clout you're invited all the parties you You get to hang with Diane Sawyer I get to tell Koki Roberts to stand in front of someplace real Yeah it's great but I feel a little stupid saying this Dave we've known each other what seven months now go ahead It's embarrassing for personally like me he's basically been an insider all my life to To admit this but I don't want to just sit behind the desk and go to parties and

And And not beyond TV It's silly isn't it? It's like it's like me and they ruined my life So tell them to give you a show I mean tell them to give you a Brinkley's show That way you'd know where Koki was at least one day a week You know I'm a Brinkley's hung on this long but See I'm already talking with CNN about my own show every day Really? It'd be just like Crossfire except that Since I worked for both a Republican and a Democratic president They'd only need one host because I could argue with myself Money's good Mr. Vice President this level of money's always good You got a name for the show? Ted Turner suggested Friendly Fire Well with a dilemma like that you might as well stay with us You know challenge with the mid term election can get your chooses flowing almost

As much as dearly FaceTime Mr. Vice President I got in here because I really did think I could help This President as he promised focused like a laser beam And I think we did do a certain extent but but his lasers Not doing precision surgery it's doing it's doing laserium Well I mean we got this close to bombing the Serbs and Bosnia And this President never once did a photo op with Bosnia I mean I I've got a reputation too you know Dave let me think on it okay Angie's cracking the whip Bill you're wrong Hill I'm sorry but you're wrong You know we got 300 senior citizens here Not the American Medical Association Now we just talk in general terms about health care reform And we create some good political vibes here You start trying to rescue specific parts of your plan at an old age home in New Jersey and well Like Jim Carville says you're letting the crawfish suck your head

I just want to explain the alliances to the Monday Our opposition has made a bogeyman out of the alliances when all they do is give consumers the power I know what they do Hill but as of now on Capitol Hill The alliances are better than Then what what were you going to say I was searching for assembly It was going to be about us Why would I start talking about us I was just thinking you know Keith Moon, Jimmy Hendrix, who's dead you know Look Bill you gave me health care to run with now all of a sudden I'm running with snow shoes on Well I gave you white water to run with And I got to go out there and sound like George Bush talking about how much money They're wasting on investigating me I mean Dave was real pleased after that briefing He looked the way he does when he's run out of mailbox I hate to get back to the point but we can't keep these people eating pureed carrots for very much longer Health alliances haven't got a constituents yet because

Somebody is so busy using his political capital on Bosnia that he doesn't bother to explain what the alliances can do Hill we went into this knowing we'd have to compromise You told him we would compromise before you introduced the plan Look I know you spent a lot of time on this plan Don't get me wrong it's a good plan but I don't think we have to fall on our swords over these alliances Well how else do we pay for this thing Mr Mr. What? Mr. President Well maybe this is where we need to create a partnership between the private and public sectors Now Mac McClarty's got an idea you know those health ID cards Maybe we sell advertising space on the back of them We'll talk about it The meantime come on Let's love bomb these geysers Youthful angst and middle-aged power

They add up to playton something When the only sound in the empty street is a heavy tread of the heavy feet That belong to a lone some cup I open shop When the moon so long has been gazing down On the wayward ways of this wayward town That a smile becomes a smirk I go to work Love for sale Appetizing your love for sale

Love that's fresh and still unspoiled Love that's only slightly sore Love for sale Who would like to sample my supply Who's prepared to pay the price For a trip to paradise for sale Let the poets fight with love in their childish ways I know every type of love There's more than day if you want to through love I've been through the mill of love

Oh, love, mill of love Every love but you love love for sale Appetizing your love for sale If you want to buy my way Follow me and climb the stairs Appetizing your love for sale Appetizing your love for sale Let the poets fight with love in their childish ways

I know every type of love There's more than day if you want to through love I've been through the mill of love Oh, love, mill of love every love but you love love for sale Appetizing your love for sale If you want to buy my way Follow me and climb the stairs Appetizing your love for sale Well, perhaps you thought that the number one couple

at the Winter Olympics in terms of media attention were Tanya and Nancy And I don't know in a trivial way perhaps you'd be right But in a more trivial way and of course that's what this show is all about I think the number one couple In the minds of the Columbia Broadcasting System during the Winter Olympics The one that's photographed most warmly That's edited most tightly That we're allowed the opportunity to be most up close and personal with Our Dan and Connie in case you've missed it I think we focus attention on the United States Which is right We're an American broadcast We have an American view Passionately aware I entered the news from Washington when NAFTA was the story of the week Conny's an excellent reporter We had been trying to get an interview with President Clinton

All of a sudden one day the White House called it She has a good instinct for a story When I interviewed him I really wanted to provoke him Into expressing the kind of passion that he has Real journalistic potential So I really pressed him She smiles easily His eyes were absolutely furious really with me But she's a tough competitor No way thinking, I guess I did a good job One reason that we've gone to two anchors instead of one It can't be as easy as even use more flexibility Whatever the story is We will be there If you're an anchor person who stays all the time behind a desk You become disconnected from the news you're supposed to be reporting Saying things firsthand makes a huge difference I spent some of the summer in a man's flooded kitchen And I felt something on my leg He said it was not the word, that's the catfish Did you mention the catfish? You can't get that if you're in a studio in New York There was a fascinating story about Norway And how the Norwegians were instrumental in putting this latest Middle East piece agreement together Sometimes you have to go and see for yourself

So I said why don't I go to Norway and talk to those people Connie Chung is a go there Be there, bring it back, reporter We didn't know what we would get But it turned out to be a terrific story With far reaching consequences And when the moment came for that handshake It was exhilarating How would Connie describe Dan? On the one hand Dan is quite formal I have no idea what she would say There's a marvelous gentlemanliness about him She probably would say he sometimes lets his Determination get in the way of his sense of humor You should have seen him on lettering The runaway train ran over the hill But that's the Dan I know You gotta try to get Dan to sing a cowboy song Oh Dan, oh Dan I don't think David Letterman is quite ready for a cowboy song And the problem in news is that You get addicted to the rush of the deadline I think Dan appears quite serious on the news So you need contrast to your life But if you know him The virus close to heaven as I can imagine

Is being in a stream You know Dan loves to fish My father loves to fish And I really go there I don't think about him I've known Dan for more than 20 years Would I ever take Connie on a fishing trip He's never invited me along I don't think she'd go He's right, I wouldn't Something just occurred to me Had a wonderful thing happen the other day I was on a two-lane black top road And this man pulled up next to me in a pickup truck And he said, uh, Dan Rather People rarely say Dan They usually run his name together It's Connie Chung really as nice as she seems And I said, yep He said, okay He swears it happened just like that Drove his pickup right on the line Yeah, he swears That would make me want to believe him See, that's why Cookie Roberts doesn't go outside anymore She doesn't want to feel those catfish on her leg If you take your love for me, I'll turn to stone If you'll ever come out

I'll turn to stone I'll turn to stone I leave you alone In every way Your love I cling to And be a simple way Without your love I lost that alone Living all purpose would be gone Without you there For my eyes to behold My life would be empty My heart would go cold If you take your love for me, I'll turn to stone Turn to stone If you'll ever come out I'll turn to stone Turn to stone When I think of me When I think of me When I think of happiness I think of us too You're my yesterday's And all my tomorrow's The air I breathe Everything I need If from my life You were ever gone I'd fall in pieces

You had to be him gone If you take your love for me I'll turn to stone Turn to stone If you'll ever come out I'll turn to stone Turn to stone Turn to stone Don't worry about you I'll go on searching With a lonely heart That won't stop hurting Sorrow would be written On my face All my tears Need its trace I would be like a statue in a park Call the Lord A man without a heart Can't take your love for me I'll turn to stone Turn to stone If you'll ever come out I'll turn to stone Turn to stone Turn to stone If you'll ever come out I'll turn to stone Turn to stone I'll turn to stone If you'll ever come out

I'll turn to stone I'll turn to stone Dance, go, go, all dance, go, all dance, go, . . . . .

. A Lister calls, ladies and gentlemen, as so often they do. We're always grateful and says the American spectator. Well, it's always trustworthy. Quotes the economist. Oh, now this is this is double quotes here as saying that David Gurkin is going to be president of Walt Disney's American History Theme Park in Virginia. I don't know if I buy that rumor anymore than the ones I spread. But why not? I think what we've determined on today's program is one rumor is as good as the next. For example, I hear that Jim is still providing cassette copies of Lesho for all interest. Is that true, Jim? That's true. No, okay.

So, ladies and gentlemen, if you want a cassette copy of Lesho, send your request with a check for $15 made out to century of progress productions. Tell us that is Jim. I don't even open it. The date of the show you desire and send your request to Jim. Care of Lesho, 1900 Pico, PICO Boulevard, Santa Monica, California, 90405. If you listen closely, you can still hear the sound of the pussy footing on retrofitting going on here. Or the retrofitting. The other thing I learned from watching Rush Limbaugh on C-SPAN was I don't have enough pictures of myself on the wall here. I have, at last count, none.

I got worked at, ladies and gentlemen, I got to get out of here and get some pictures of myself. Put up on the wall. And I'll bring them. Next week, the Lesho dome will be, well, it'll be more visibly mined than the capital dome is coquies. This is all by way of saying, ladies and gentlemen, this concludes this particular edition of Lesho. The program returns next week at the same time over these same stations. And it would be like coquies hair getting even bigger if you'd agreed to join me then. Would you? All righty. Yeah. Lesho comes to you from century of progress productions and originates through the facilities of SaaS, a satellite service of KCRW's Santa Monica. A community recognized around the world as...

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So ladies and gentlemen, there would be just this question asked at the outset of this broadcast. Let's assume that it's not in the national interest of the United States of America to prevent genocide from happening in the heart of Europe. We're assuming that. I think that's an assumption we've all bought into now. Would it not be the case that with Muslims being the mainly the victims, there's sometimes, sometimes as the UN reported this week, the perpetrators as well, of outrageous and the human rights scale, but mainly the victims and denied arms by the United Nations arms embargo, which we US. We, US have failed to get lifted. Would it not be the case that the ultimate result of our policy would be that the Muslim terrorists, the Muhajahadin that we subsidized during the 10 year Afghani war, would have maybe migrated.

To a place of best employment opportunities now that that little skirmishes over and that arms from certain Islamic countries interested in fomenting old trouble for the West. Think of the countries in the Middle East, the beginning with A, with I that aren't Israel. Arms from them would have migrated similarly up into Bosnia. In other words, the one thing that Europeans have feared for 500 years since the Ottoman Empire, the resurgence of fanatical Islam. Would that not be the result of our acquiescence in the genocide in Bosnia?

Something to think about. Hello, welcome to the show. After seven days, he was quite tired, so God's ill. Glad there'd be a day, just for a picnic with wine and bread, gathered up some people he had made. He made it blankets, laid back in the shade, the people sift their wine and what we've got there. He made it blankets, laid back in the shade, the people sift their wine and bread.

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God, you're full as heat, once the earth and them, the people get their bruts, stand right back in hell. He made it blankets, laid back in the shade, the people sift their wine and bread. He made it blankets, laid back in the shade, the people sift their wine and bread.

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I think we've reached a critical point where there's a fight back phase going on here. I think we've reached a critical point where there's a fight back phase going on here. I think we've reached a critical point where there's a fight back phase going on here. I think we've reached a critical point where there's a fight back phase going on here.

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Bill Clinton did, you know, he is getting into that more offense-minded mode. He's into payback now because the reason he let Jerry Adams, the leader of the political wing of the IRA into this country over the fearsome objections of the British government, expressed privately with great anger and expressed publicly with that wonderful holding the breath till the face turns blue. The reason he did is because John Major, the British Prime Minister, came out for George Bush in the last election. That'll teach him. I stand here in hand and my face to the wall. If she's gone, I can't go on feeling too much small. Everywhere people step each and every day. I can see them laugh at me and I hear them say.

Go slowly. I can't even try. I can never win. Hearing them say they're in the state I'm in. But she say to me, love will find a way. Gather round all you clowns. Let me hear you say. Hey, you got to hide your love away. Hey, you got to hide your love away.

From the CPR Continental Public Radio, I'm a Vibesh Lorman and this is Up to Here. Up to Here, the CPR Daily Magazine of almost news. We'll either buy it from the BBC or we'll cover it ourselves. The US Postal Service beset with competition from the private shippers like DHL and Federal Express has decided not to raise the price of postage stamps for at least another year.

Having taken care of the future of the quasi-governmental corporation is taking a good long look at its past. Hopefully before the lawyers do, I re-zipkin reports. 47 times a minute. This automatic sorting and routing machine dispanches a letter or postcard onto its destination automatically by optically scanning the address. 42 times a minute. Postal worker Dorothy Bottoms catches up with some error in the shorter software program. But lately, Dorothy's been less able to keep up with the machine's mistakes and that's had her worried. I had these blind and headaches and all the zip codes began to get all blurry in search. I went to the post office health plan doctor and that's when I found out about the experiments. During the 1920s, the post office department, which was a predecessor agency to the Postal Service, was concerned about the ability of male delivery to survive a nuclear attack.

Thank you, Morton Kramer, his director of radiological affairs for the US Postal Service. So, random postal workers had their coffee and donuts, laced with random levels of plutonium. The question being, at what dose would worker effectiveness be impaired? In that what dose was it impaired? Well, on a short-term basis, really no impairment occurred until what was even then and they knew so much less make-then-wave and then was recognized as a lethal dose. That put a crimp in the sorting for sure. And that lower doses? Well, it depends whom you believe if you believe the lawyers of people like Dorothy Bottoms, it had a serious effect some 30 years later. If you believe our attorneys, she probably just sat too close to her TV set during the 50s. Were these people aware what was happening to them? Well, I'm going to ignore the larger implications of that question as to whether any of us is aware of what's happening to us.

But the technology of gaining consent was a lot more primitive in those days. You had to actually write individually to people. We didn't have robot diapers or laser printers, of course. And frankly, we just didn't have the manpower allocated in the post office budget to do all that typing. So as best we're able to reconstitute the spotty records they were kept, there were signs posted in the snack rooms, advising workers that the donuts contained extra nutrients and the coffee was really hot. In retrospect, knowing what we know now, these experiments where I guess you'd have to say, you'll advised. Decker Ramsgate is deputy associate administrator of the postal service. I mean, so many of our functions are automated today and more are coming online all the time. Of course, so to deal with the same questions that we were asking back then to do it in a responsible and a useful way, we'd have to subject the machinery to random plutonium dosage, which we are doing. And just to show you that we have learned something from our experience, we're fully informing and gaining full legal consent from all of the equipment manufacturers.

Meanwhile, back of the automatic sorting machine, postal worker Dorothy Bottoms still doesn't know how much if any of the plutonium she may have ingested or not. I didn't drink coffee every day and I hated those donuts, they were like rocks, so I don't know. Maybe I did sit too close to the TV, the screen was so small back then. This machine feels kind of hot, doesn't it? I'm a recipient at the post office. He wouldn't think that a retired baseball broadcasters me and during observations on tropical flora and well-remembered incidents from half a century ago would make for fascinating radio let alone a fascinating book. And you might well be right, but my colleague Chris Edwards, whose weekly conversations with Red Butcher were a regular staple of CPR's morning condition, has just come out with a book about those conversations. It's called the Wisteri are blooming in Derosha never spat Chris, I know better than anybody how hard it is to sift through years of broadcast chat to come up with a plausible book. How difficult was it for you?

Well, I made a couple of key decisions right at the start of it, but I said we'd go in a chronological order and that we do is every 10th broadcast. That made the winnowing a lot easier. It's sort of self winnowed very much. Red was such a colorful character, but the colors were always the same. So I didn't have to worry about leaving anything crucial out. Chris, what does the title mean? The Wisteri are blooming in Derosha never spat. Well, Red always talked about whatever flowers were blooming at that time of year. Well, I think we have an excerpt. Good morning, Red. Good morning, Colonel. Wisteri are looking pretty perky right about now. Is that particular passage in the book? I think so. Sounds familiar. And this for Derosha never spat. Oh, that was the punchline of a joke, Red. Once told me off the air, I couldn't print the story because it was... Well, you know, baseball, locker room, you know.

Well, I know women in media lunch and humor, that can be pretty brutal. Well, surprise to say that punchline was the only part I could really use. So I put it in the title as a tribute to Red's saltier side. Chris, what made you so fond of Red stories? You actually took a year off with paid to compile this book. Well, Viva, it was like talking to an old friend that you didn't really know. Also, you know, being in the news business, you have to work so hard to verify anything you put on the air. Well, everybody in Red's stories was dead, so whether they were true or not, you could just sit back and enjoy them. Chris, best of luck with the book. I understand some of the proceeds go to... 11th inning house. It's a facility for retired baseball broadcasters down in Winter Haven. Chris Edwards, the author? Well, I guess you can call it that. You do. I do indeed. The author, the exterior, blooming in Russia, never spat. And for today, you've had it up to here. Up to here is made possible by Grant from the Snickers Foundation. Today's sugary snacks, funding the future.

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Well, ladies and gentlemen, the Walt Disney Company has come to the rescue of New York City. The Walt Disney Company will introduce Mickey, Goofy, and lots of surprises to a street with a reputation as perhaps the nation's CD-ist. Wow! The guy who wrote this, see Hollywood Boulevard lately. Government leaders immediately hailed Disney's announcement that it will rehabilitate and reopen the landmark New Amsterdam Theatre in September 1996 as a major push to revitalize the long-stalled effort to revitalize 42nd Street Mid Manhattan. If a match were made in heaven, this is it, said Rudolph Giuliani, who predicted the Disney's move would jumpstart the redevelopment project.

You're going to get rid of the filth, said Mario Cuomo. It's called 42nd Street, a sewer. Ouch! He's the governor, he calls it a sewer. It's the beginning of a whole new era. The deal which has been under negotiation for several months calls for the city and state to lend Disney $21 million at a 3% interest rate. Hey, that's lower than prime, isn't it? How would they, the government will get an, the governments will get an undisclosed share of the profits Disney has agreed to spend 8 million of its own money to renovate the 10-story Art Nouveau Theatre. So, excuse me, the government 21 million Disney 8 million. It's government's almost three to one over Disney investment-wise, ladies and gentlemen. So far, and that's just for openers. Vincent, oh, I don't know, with Vincent's name is Chairman, it's a big second of office or the State Urban Development Corporation. It's too

dim in here to read Vincent's last name, said that many other entertainment companies had expressed interest as whether one of them was time one, or he said that suggestion was not far from wrong. Vincent, oh, Vincent, about a truthful answer, babe. He said the negotiations with to so's to install a 1990s version of the company's wax museum was progressing rapidly. All right, now, now I see some realism creeping into this thing because Disney will disappear in about three years when the city in state's contribution don't equal 17 times Disney's contribution, but two so's will be there. Two so's will be around. This brings to mind the last city Disney was going to save the Disney Corporation that is to say, Walt,

Walt ain't saving any cities except the city of the cold, but you may remember last November, Disney announced plans to resuscitate Washington DC by presenting it with a patriotically oriented theme park in rural Virginia about 20 miles away from Washington DC. And everybody in Washington was real excited back then. Then over the Christmas holidays, unbeknownst to most except this program, we keep an eye on this stuff, the Disney people said, oh, we'll wait a minute. Yeah, we're paved to your attic at all that, but we're going to screw this park into the ground unless the state of Virginia and the local communities come up with a lot more tax money to help and support and provide roads and, you know, infrastructure. Disney's not in the infrastructure business. We're in the entertainment business. You, the state and city are in the

infrastructure business. So pony up guys or we're out of here. Now they haven't yet threatened New York with that, but New York is so supine these days. They might not need to. Meantime just to remind the people in Washington DC of what they're about to lose out on. Mr. Jefferson, that idea is more full of hot air than one of my stoves. Bam, I give up. If you won't listen to reason, what about giving it up for the old days? Oh, yeah, we bought a bucket, Constitution, freedom of speech.

Every hour on the half hour, Davey Crockett, one of Disney's and America's most beloved folk heroes, kills an actual bear or is so you'd swear. Oh, I'll tangle with some ordinary farmers in my time. But this one is darn near the toughest umbrella I ever laid eyes on since I first started wearing my coonskin cap. Oh, careful. Make sure you keep all parts of your body behind the safety thing at all times. Sounds like fun, doesn't it? They're writing in specially-imagining your gondola cars up San Juan Hill, where virtual reality technology puts you in the battle side-by-side with Teddy Roosevelt. They're coming at us from both sides. If you think we should fire to the left first,

nod your head once. To the right, nod your head twice. Oh, they're getting closer. Not now. Thank the good lord. Here come the Dalmatians. I hold my touch. I'll ferv the sea. It keeps me warm. It kicks us free. Current plans call for a spectacular special events extravaganza, starring Michael Jackson. What it's all about is liberty. How about a kiss for mis-liberty? You're just in time because I'm mis-liberty. No water right ever attempted has the trails and the charm of the Lewis and Clark and Mickey

Expedition. In the hall of the presidents, an exact replica of the capital rotunda at three times actual size. There's a presidential press conference every half hour. Yeah, this one's for President Jefferson. What was so great about Louisiana? Using the latest in voice recognition technology and the tape retrieval technology perfected at our nation's presidential libraries, videotaped answers by actors and real presidents were available. Almost seemed to answer your question before you ask it. Well, let me say this about Louisiana. It seemed a heck of a lot cheaper than everybody going to French all the time. Disney's America doesn't shrink from some of the more unpleasant aspects of our nation's

history. The issue of slavery is sensitively done with at Goofy's slave auction. Well, should I free him? What do you think? Okay, everybody, you're free. I guess I lose money again. And there's much more at Disney's America. The spectacular Tom Edison light show every evening of 350 acre battlefield, completely dedicated to presenting the finest civil war reenactment groups in America. Among its barn racing, you'll never forget the million dollar audio video and portion for teens. Tom and Hux, excellent adventure. And Disney's Native America with actual Indians running actual gambling. Hello, I'm Michael Eisner. Disney's America takes Disney's

tradition of wholesome Americana and slam dunks it to a whole new level. We're excited, we're committed, and with full government financing of any new infrastructure elements, including but not limited to freeway on and off ramps, additional sewage facilities, mosquito abatement and water purification. We can have a Disney's America that we can all be proud of. See you opening day at Constitution Hall. There he goes, giving Jefferson another plug. Sorry, Ben. Oh, it's got to tell me so. I could see it from miles away.

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between two. Oh, it's got to tell me you never really got over her. Oh, it's got to tell me they've seen on the town with a wave of her hand. Oh, it's got to tell me they've seen on the town with a wave of her hand. Oh, it's got to tell me they've seen on the town with a wave of her hand. Oh, it's got to tell me they've seen on the town with a wave of her hand. Oh, it's got to tell me they've seen on the town with a wave of her hand. Oh, it's got to tell me they've seen on the town with a wave of her hand.

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That's life's most precious part Oh darling I thought you had a lot of good values I love the way you saw with my love You love your precious love I was living like half a man And I couldn't love it now I can You pick me up when I'm feeling bad I'm also what I ever had I love you every single night Cause I think it do out of sight Oh darling I thought you had a lot of good values I love the way you saw with my love You love your precious love Every night for your day

I love you every single night Cause I think it do out of sight Oh darling I thought you had a lot of good values I love the way you saw with my love You love your precious love Ladies and gentlemen, speaking of law enforcement I'm sure some of us were Crime Healthcare welfare crime, the mantra Of the Clinton administration right now For domestic policy I guess somebody was speaking of law enforcement recently

Anyway, speaking of law enforcement Preparations continue for the national radio premiere Of Jay Edgar Explanation point, the musical Starring Kelsey Grammer And John Goodman As his lifetime assistant Clyde Tolton You know the guys from TV Not the FBI guys The actors playing them Anyway On many of these stations soon You might want to consult this day Consult hell, you might want to pester this station You might want to make their lives miserable Till they tell you what it's going to be on And while we're in a plug alley here Highlights from the first 10 years of this program Gathered together on a high quat Well on a digital CD Called it must have been Something I said Yeah, that's the title of it On rhino records I believe that recording is now Out of that is to say in the stores This is the theory This is the premise

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Went this program originates We've just heard that sound at least I hope so You know we've had You read the papers you know the earthquakes And the floods and the fires and the riots and the thing But now Comes I think I think we've hit bottom News just over this past weekend that Those of us in Southern California Will no longer be able to buy Locally manufactured Dove, whisk, caress, surf, and all They've closed car plants, they've closed tire plants, they've Locally shut down manufacturing In the Los Angeles metropolitan area But now we're not even making our own soap Ladies German I'm this much of a local boy

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I'm the picture of the pet I need him to sit down with our designers twice even once a year He doesn't have to take my money, Mr. Fireman said What Reebok and Mr. O'Neill will do to patch things up will be closely scrutinized by the sports marketing community You've seen them, they live over in those little temporary domes near downtown Mr. O'Neill is just the first and what's bound to be a long line of new pro basketball stars

whose dreams have been shaped by the Michael Jordan era of the NBA Their aspirations defined by image making sneaker commercials, fast food endorsement deals and wanting to be in all ways just like Mike A Reebok spokesman said, I think Reebok and all Shack's other licensees recognize now we need to get him more integrated in how we're going to market him in terms of personality development The need for Mr. O'Neill's increased participation was evident at last month's Shack Summit that brought together Leonard Armato, O'Neill's agent, and representatives from the companies that he endorses At the meeting Reebok executives were alarmed that many other companies were developing conflicting marketing concepts and logos for their Shack ventures

If we're not all careful with Shack and he becomes all these things and he becomes too diffused, Shack will lose his identity His brand will stand for nothing and the kids are going to get sick of him real fast, said the Reebok spokesman He agreed until now Reebok's advertising has pushed Mr. O'Neill more than shoes, the most blatant example was Reebok's Super Bowl spot which featured Mr. O'Neill wrapping and ripping down blackboards That was the first time Reebok attempted to integrate the basketball and entertainment components of his personality To see such an effort again, while we like the spot, said a Reebok spokesman, we thought it kind of mixed the metaphor We will continue to push the envelope with Shack

Pending approval by Mr. O'Neill's agent Mr. Armato is a concept Reebok has developed with Mr. Christmas called Shack Daddy encompassing every aspect of Mr. O'Neill's off the court image Reebok would like all of his other licensees to use the concept in their marketing Reebok hopes this will mark the beginning of a new phase of its relationship with Mr. O'Neill I think we owe it to him, said the Reebok spokesman We have a ways to go, but the good news is we're on the right track When Mr. Fireman talks to Mr. Christmas, the result is Shack Daddy Just a summary of what we learned when I read the trades for you One never knows, does one, when love will come along

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