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Even Bay episode number 31 to be played at fifteen thousand five hundred dollars. Very very very pretty. Thank you. As we look at him on charts lab in Muscat manners we find the Tosh the mysterious Russian the tourist giving herself an on guided tour of the pope's secret facility in the dead of night and. Plans to call police and maybe done something.
You must be think you need to be rude to communicate. See having somebody get me not everything not so good here with us here we go. Yes must do thank you. The Peacemaker never failed. Riddick says so did to provoke him but just reports the GTS road catalog. Interesting story as clear as it could Ricks and probably would say that pretty nice borrowed to use when not know.
Who he is. This is. Not a good thing it's good. Me it's been good so long it's been good. You just think it's been good not funny or good. Your US government property or your money. Not a lot. I demand to know what you're doing here looking for fun. I smell foul play and I think that's gunpowder. Oh yes of course. My gracious the file cabinet in our file cabinet is just so dark I think it's coming up to me to defend myself haven't you poor darling. Are you all right all right. You're not so bad neither but. That that's muscular.
I'm glad you like it. Let us leave at once. I assure you there is no telephone concealed within this top secret laboratory. Please don't force me to use force to write about. I like to be funny. Yet we live by a code in our country it is a code of liberty justice. Motherhood and not walking into top secret laboratories. Our code teaches us that it may sometimes be necessary even with individuals of the opposite sex to use force in removing transgressors from those top secret laboratories. Please forgive me ma'am for I respect womanhood. I will make every attempt to be gentle yet firm. Against you that nice and your very firm won't hear of this. Mr smoker. No wait a minute. It's not what it looks like in a top secret laboratory with a foreign national. I should hope not. I'm all.
Talk me judge me here so I have his way with me. Me good baby I didn't think you were such a heavy weight loss to your imagination Mr smoker though I may have felt some pleasure or even desire upon seeing her warm soft yielding. That's a bummer. Oh I imagine that's Mr smoker. I know you resent me for intruding upon Augusta's affections for you when I call on your finer feelings your deeper moral character. Not to alarm her. Tell you what I'm going to do. I'll tell Gus exactly what I saw no editorial comment. Just the facts of what you know she'll think the worst. Any love struck woman would. You're not trying to blackmail me are you. No not my style. Then why. Because been baby. It's fun to be vicious is muck less slimy than Bob because he blackmails for fun and not for profit. And what language will get me speaking when she finds out about Dr goods.
Return to Haven Bay. Episode 32 at $16000. Very very big thank you. International friendships are a good thing.
When people meet people it's impossible to hate warmth and good feeling about this afternoon if they are picked for instance 15 16 for frys 28 29. I just might have to run you in for cheating. Where is an expression stranger an expression you can't make an omelet without Let me see your papers not just quiet time you're raising a ruckus. Please do excuse me. No phone here. This bad table. Where the heck is that ball game friend a friend in need is there minutes only. You're talking to me in peacetime so I'm
late. So do we play or don't we teach you a little American culture. Always interesting. Good then you go to your beautiful. We'll make it pardners you and me right. Want to be your fourth. I'm not playing on the same team with any foreigners. Some good looking person like that then you've got so soft. You read government. I'm with you and I'm not. OK OK. Morse and I will take on the visitors what with the money on the table. It might in their reach. Would you get all that money stranger. So partners you want to break the record. That's a scratch my shop. Are you talking about me being based Yeah I'm making fun for me.
Party that tidal wave worked the pool table. You were shot. Tommy did you see that. Did you see that coming. Not it's only a game and there's money riding on this game. And that reminds me I haven't contributed to the knob or a favorite son character yet also rises. How much should I put you down for. You're soliciting you know prostitution is illegal in Haven. I'm going to have to run you in. Any fun I could never speak to not understanding much. Do you think happened. How could you miss that it was easy. I don't believe it. I earn or lose here and I can afford to lose. I need money I need your contribution now or else you threatening me.
Words blackmail Marsha. I kick in for my campaign. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm talking about the stats on driver's license. I'm talking about how did you find out. I have my eyes and I know for a fact that your age as indicated on your driver's license isn't accurate. I'll do anything anything you just don't tell my terrible secret. I'll tear up your parking tickets. I make passionate love to you. You'll sign this blackmail right now just give me that Marsha henceforth referred to a thousand dollars in weekly installments. You know I don't have that kind of cash. Credit cards are exempt. What happens when all of the walls are off that a vault mob knob is acting as warped as the pool table.
From where is he taking his cue. Will he find more deep pockets lined with scratch. Will he chalk it up to experience and who will be behind the eight ball or rack your brains on a till next time. This is episode number thirty three. Sixteen thousand five hundred dollar. Dog.
Thank you. Science never rests and neither does our plot. Let's see what's going on Kate. Sharp's. Still no answers Dr good. Not yet commander sharp the packages are on marked this is either ham on rye or pumpernickel Ahmed on the mystery you know the ways of machine or the electronic interference. No Commander nothing. It's these computers just don't work don't work. That's what I heard you say man get out of here. Let a real scientists do it. What's your I mean Gord.
Don't come back with that. I don't have answers. What a wimp. You will all right where was he. This makes no sense. It's a diagram of salmon migrations of salmon migrations. Sure. You'd better quit sneaking up on me or I'm going to have you jelly. I wasn't I mean I did what I want. I mean come here and sit on my lap. Yes no I didn't say that. So you are right I'm fine. You have eyes like mine with two callers. How do you know I mean what are you told. I mean no of course not. Can't you see the person who says you wear contact lenses mesure the disco do you make sure are you my mom. JH Oh mum. Oh Mr smoker. Yeah it's absurd isn't it. Buck what are you doing here.
I just came by to say hello and I thought oh well I'm here I collected weekly grocery money from reading your men's cash if you've got it. I usually send it to your brother chalk at the store bought if you want it now. There $2000 thank you thank you a bock. I'll just leave you two alone now and go off and got it. I don't believe me that was not with your son. I'm not your mother. Percy says you are Percy is a cat. Weight loss man says weight loss man's a comic book character. I think you are you do you know why. You a little blue jean I know I know. Ok I am your mother but I'm a career woman first. I had to give you up. Barney Watt was the only choice I left you on his doorstep and ran. No one saw me. But that's not me anymore you little punk. I'm the commander. Take shop. Thomas brought in the science Corps. Then my mother not
anymore. You're Barney's Now he did right by you didn't he. He treated you well better than I could have. It's where you are. Come on now little Boudy you know I'd rather do is cover them about black crime. But was this something. This is what. Your motor cakes you are for that be a fate worse than death. Come on home now if you want what you write is Mirelle but just. Tell I miss your boy is has an active imagination Barney Joel's damn comics he reads. Come on our little blue beam. Well that was too close. The little punk plotting to reveal that I'm his mother just to ruin my mission. I am saying that he loves me. Oh OK. Is there actually a tender heart throbbing under that all the drab lab coat.
Or did we just cascaded a bad time. This is return to Haven Bay episode number 34 to be played at $17000. OK what are you going to say if you get it. You're very pretty. Thank you. So far Bob nominates Pat Buck's mucker good and even Sheriff
marshal law for hush money so it makes us nervous to see him in permanently. But you surely wouldn't blackmail Augusta. Sorry Gus. We've had some good times maybe we'll have some more but I can't let sentiment stand in the way of my quest for power. Either you help fill my coffers or I'd tell Marcia your beauticians license has expired but I'm taking correspondence courses right now to recertify. Yeah great but until you are restored to FIDE you do business with me. Now if you'll just read this contract. Who's there. It's men who do. I don't get it neither. Of course bozo it's a business establishment isn't it. Oh. US House. Yes I know about beautiful Russian toys.
Oh shit I know I know that beautiful Russian tourist lady. You two know each other. So what do I owe the pleasure of this visit. Doctor good. I come as an official representative of the United States science Corps Miss Bean. We find ourselves in a crisis situation. We need fuel. You have it. How much do you need. All of it all of it. OK that'll cost you. You fail to understand Miss Bean requisitioning your fuel is doing it. I prefer the word requisition. Why you love the live till timing. Goody Two-Shoes don't forget Goody Two-Shoes. Please try to understand I love you see you and only you. Buck Smucker is trying to destroy our happiness. How can you believe him when you see the slavish devotion in my oh my Benny buddy Ben. I knew they were alive
they were lies exactly. You backstabbing face Panhead with him. Don't forget wimp. I haven't time to explain now my Gussy was he. Please you must trust me. Of course when I trust you I like In God We Trust and about this fuel thing you'll drive me to bankruptcy then. But if you say it's the right thing to do you still have the perm half of Perm and lube. That's right. As long as you play ball with me you're not playing around with Mr knob are you. Of course not silly told me Ban. Not now snow bombs the fuel trucks await. So Gus I guess this means you'll find I don't have a choice. And remember early payment qualifies you for a free the presidency. It's a knob job bumper sticker.
Get out of here Damn you any way out. Damn knob out I say. That's not the spike Dr Good's reassurances. One wonders if Gus has faith in him is totally justified. Science is a Harsh Mistress after all. Stay tuned to see if further events warrant these suspicions. This is. Return to Haven Day episode number 35 to be played at seventeen thousand five hundred dollars. Q You're very big
thank you. Haven Bay's pretty excited about the Olympics hitting town. Everybody's down now at the event but they're almost outnumbered by the network TV people including two quite well-known ones. Imagine people all over the US turning on their TVs to see. ABC Sports presents the twenty first Summer Olympics brought to you by project tourist. Proud sponsors of the Olympic salmon racing Derby than five buck and chucks must get water coolers.
The official must take water cooler of the U.S. Olympic team. Hello sports fans this is Howard Cosell coming to you live from Haven Bay Alaska site of this year's Olympic downhill salmon races. Today we bring you history in the making. Competitors from around the world have brought their top pedigree sprinting salmon to this point to town for this. The newest of Olympic events with me today to bring you our coverage is the man responsible for bringing the first ever Olympic salmon Derby to his hometown. Mr. Buckley smoker welcome to ABC Sports. Thanks Howie very very. It's really wild to have you here. You know work guys really know how to party. Last night at the hotel. Tell the viewers the rules for today's event. Sure thing. Our contestants will release their salmon into the sluice way when the gun goes off. The first time and
around the course three times when Lane jumping for spawning will disqualify a fish. Well let's hope for a clean match today. I've never played the game but I will say that salmon racing elegance and its simplicity promises to catch on like wildfire around the world provided today's event goes well we'll be back with the first. Following these messages. The race and what I see when I see this is that dumbest thing I ever heard of to turn a golf course into an airplane. But you gotta admit Barney it's brought a lot of tourist money and even with all these people isn't it great. I just don't get to practice crowd control techniques like this that often take you back behind that sorry. If you're going to be OK with all these people around oh heck yeah.
This ain't nothing compared to the bare feet on a good night we're back live from Haven Alaska with ABC News coverage of the 21st Summer Olympics as the first ever Olympic medal salmon Derby is about to begin. The competitors have their first positioned in a special sluice way constructed for the event. But who is favored in today's competition. The Norwegians have been strong contenders in the qualifying time trials but there's a feeling here that the Penrith entrants will mock in the long run have the stamina of the Alaska deepwater whomping. They're really bred for this kind of thing and the race is about to begin. Let's go down to the track. MARTIN Yeah. Fire on Archer just start you are there's nothing wrong with that. There Barney I don't know exactly. He's not usually this. Oh yes I know what it is. I forgot the reader this morning.
We're running late getting over here and around the contestants surrounding the track finishing their first lap a Japanese summons in the first place followed by the Norwegian Penrith entrance and third place is Alaska's own entry followed by the Russian way. There seems to be some trouble down by the far turn a lady in a fur coat is battling her way through the spectators. I can't imagine that she's coming down to sing. There's a great deal of confusion going on it's hard to see what's happening. The fat lady is across the spectator fence that has jumped into the way. That's no lady that has no role there. That bear of yours under control. Thanks this is good but don't just never hear that prayer.
It's a catastrophe ladies and gentlemen. We are witnessing tragedy in the making. The New Jersey Atlantic salmon has just been eaten by a wild bear that has gotten loose in the sluice way. There goes the license and the Japanese. The Norwegian is battling its way through picking stressing to the left and right. Oh no. There it goes down the bear's throat. The handling teams are screaming in rage and sinking their fists in the air. It looks like we might have an international incident in the making here. Funny you want to have your heart for this. This is an embarrassment to our border. Never in the history of the Olympics have competitors been even before the Rules Committee is sure to be scratching their heads over this one for quite some time. Well that's all from here I guess the thrill of victory the agony of the ABC Sports This is Howard Cosell in Haven Bay.
This is episode number 36 to be played at $18000. It was never called rock solid until he was
generator invention. Now he rests on a pedestal on the old wharf and birds rest on him. What Wait what. Oh my what or how. The last thing I remember I was where my scary man or the static generator booed Dr. Wright. He was in the mood and I know him away from this or that just sitting on my head just reached up so as not to scare him. And something is dreadfully wrong or I seemed to be rosy. But it's not cold enough yet I can't move my leg. No
toes no nose no. Oh dear me no Addison don't panic. Relax and think and it isn't your brain that got you into this your brain can get you out. Just think. I can't turn away and I have to wait for them to come into my field of police Smucker and exotic looking females. Oh dear. On top of everything I'll be forced to watch another attempt to suncrest by. Having too much to drink. You are the one that kept buying might almost think you were trying to get all booked drunk. Let's sit out here on the bench under oath and get to know each other a little better. You took the night you did town you have here and baby don't you know as some folks say Haven Bay
is just a little backwater but not me. I know better. There's money waiting to be mentored by a guy with a right know how you should Many be getting to know the money smells real good and call me Buck. I mean. Me right. Meaning you got it. Money is the name of the game and soon I'll be rolling in it. The kickbacks and all the new equipment I talked shocked into installing at the supermarket the government's paying a fortune to house all those scientists at the hotel. Everything I touch seems to turn into go not even back that wasn't my fault. If Barney Watt had kept better control of his version of the salmon hers would have gone off without a buck's humans. Barney is the one who will have to pay for all those pedigrees salmon that has morale there.
Whereas I should make a bundle selling the footage to real people. What's the thinking there. You don't comprehend a the lingo to do you baby. Anyway that was just you know the real moneymaker is up and running already and nobody knows it but me. Move in a little closer on the bench and I'll tell you and let you in on a little secret. Think back you think about the government scientists who I met. Oh yes and no. What's it worth to you. Yes but you must come across what you need to get at. Keep in mind on my end do you know is that do you think baby those federal boys would sell their souls to know what I know. If they only knew that I know it's only confusing
to me because I am resting. Figure it out. Will all those scientists in town stay. I'll tell you Bill. They're supposed to be such hot shots but have they ever noticed that they're sleeping eating and working in a 10 story building made entirely of musk. You mean aside from pieces of ceiling clothing let me to my thinking is that a lot. Listen baby. The invention that made most gay manners possible is the greatest scientific advance of the century. He's a real quick I mean really. And guess who controls it more often. Wasn't wins enough. Go ahead wot never read the contract. It says right there in the micro prints that have anything happen to him. The invention becomes the sole property of one but
Schumacher and you want to know something else that invention can do more than make a musket. So you don't make people to jam with the military wouldn't give you a weapon like that because that is truly true baby. Just look at this cool lettuce and water. So hollowed as a rock. Who are you calling of what you think. Now what about secret weapon. I heard someone say something but it isn't. Yes this is that you are talking. Remember this is no need to. You can hear me but only if it's my conscience. It's got to be my conscience I think. So excited telling me that it is not your conscience book it's really
me. Perhaps this woman can't think of my thoughts because she's never met me. Doesn't have the patterns in her brain. Anyway get rid of her book we have to talk. What about my about everything. Well I've been thinking about 0 to bring me back to normal of course but with no luck you become a tourist attraction. People are coming from all over to see the man turned into a statue and they're staying at my hotel project tourist is finally a success. And besides if I help you always control of the static generator and that's going to make me a lot of money I don't know. You're talking about cookbooks Surely you wouldn't leave me like this immobile helpless helpless. OK yeah that's exactly what I wanted to hear. I
may have got you into this medicine but I'm not getting you out. Come on Natasha Let's split scheme. Got me into this like it is. Think about that you you know. That's right baby and it's going to stay secret. Are you coming. Book don't go oh no I told you missed this time I got no secret no love Okay baby haven't you away I've got to get out of here. No thank you yes a military secret comrade you know. Let's not do out of sight. Well bow your trust as they say. Or is it or why but what wonderful distance not after all I think. But if no one else in Haven Bay knows what's going to happen to him.
This is episode number 37 to be played at eighteen thousand five hundred dollars. Do you know if you're going to hear a very big thank you. We're not the villains for the moment and join me down at the old bear pit barbershop
yodeling group the Haven Bayers had been practicing for hours. We're going to take a break. OK but be back in five. You've got a lot more practice. It's funny but it's funny just that I'm standing here doing dishes. I never thought that that would be something that would make me happy. It's funny that there is a good side Barney. That's awful. It's whatever isn't taught me was that when he died he made me realise you only get to do so many loads the dishes so you better take advantage of it. I miss him so much. I never knew how much he was always just here you know I was in love with him and I'm never told him. I know Johnny. Do you think he knew. Probably he knew everything.
Hey it's OK. But Addison wouldn't tolerate us moping around you know I can just hear him say things to do things to busy busy busy as a bee. We've got to be like him. You're right. I can hear him too. I better get back to work. Thanks Barney We're back already. Well good thing we're going to get you just a couple of bear burgers and whatever you have with Okie dokie. You're pretty chipper today. Yeah it's my favorite time of year competition in the air. Just listen to him now. It sounds good Barney. Much better than last year. Who are the same boys as last year the Jones brothers. You're kidding. They've tripled in size. Party their suit takes a big man to sing a real man's music goes back to the origins of the art you know barbershop Yolen was invaluable in the days
before dynamite used to be if you needed a mountain moved you got yourself a real yodeler you seen opera singers break glass and yeah well it's the same thing just louder. I never knew that. So you're getting ready for the Charlie Crist going to get that prize away from the circus Well those are pretty good. Either nothing this year. Anyway I've heard there are some nasty viruses going around over there that might help in any way I can almost relate to how you feel as a presidential candidate. The thrill of the competition makes you think nothing else but the game. It certainly does. Speaking of which Bernie I wanted to talk to you about a campaign contribution. Here's your burger. Do you have any soy sauce here. Thanks. Well about your campaign contribution. How much going to put you down for 500 or 1000. Oh we don't have that kind of dough. Oh come on farm. You must take that much in during lunch. These books cost $20 but that money goes right back into their
place. I would if I could to do this. But you know I wouldn't put the pressure on unless I had to. What pressure. You wouldn't want the heathen Beyers to be disqualified from the contest after all your hard work. What are you talking about. Well in fact I was the best quarterback in history. That's the point the point. I know what certain substances can do to a growing young man. Steroids are risky business. You can't prove a thing. No but I would suggest to certain persons of the Haven Bayer should have a urine test before they sing just sign this contract and you'll be fine. And remember it's for the good of the country Barney. Think of it that way. Well I don't have any you have stepped all major credit card. Let's say we throw in my bar tab while we're at it another bare burger please Barney. So knob has found yet another blackmail victim and Barney WATT It seems like
there is no one in town who doesn't have some skeleton in the closet. Yep just an ordinary little town. Oh. This is episode number thirty eight to be played at $19000. OK here we go. Here here here there. You're very pretty. Thank you. Natasha the mysterious Russian visitor are to Haven bag has been exhibited
in Yemen Borden and amount of curiosity. Even for tourist now she's come to believe there's something about Edison statue on the old wharf that significant which is why Bob find her tonight sitting on the bench beneath. Oh. Oh miss. I've been all evil. Yvonne off not just Bob. He's good to see you. I was getting lonely. Why don't you sit here by me. Well come on like a nice little boy. It's not every day to get to be friends with US president candidate. Very good friend. I believe the woman is what I sense a very good friend. No I I mean I thought I heard someone standing above you with that or some medicine that darling not past
me you remember me and truly remember me. Bob and are you really talking to me. Of course I Doctor you so wrong. You can hear me Robert. I think it's because he doesn't know me or maybe it's because he's Russian. Natasha can't hear you. I know. What's so wrong Robert. Get rid of her. We need to talk. Come sit down here I want to ask you about the new law at Edison. No not now I have. I've got a headache. I give you pain and no that's not I just I want to be alone that's this you know the great man the noble candidate losing himself in solitary thought taking a respite from the vigorous and heated battle communing with himself reaching deep to discover his true greatness. OK by me what you want I'm not sure what you
but I say good night now. Are you really alive. Evidently we may have to redefine the word. I can't move a muscle but I'm very much here in spirit. My brain is functioning quite adequately but without mobility I'm somewhat limited in scope. What I need you want to help you. That's the general idea. No I want you to bring from my story but I can't. What I can't get is and you're a fine fellow and all but wheels within wheels you know. There's too much riding on you right now. Think of it as a patriotic service you're performing for your country Addison. If I can't raise the money to get my campaign in high gear I won't have a chance of being nominated for president. Now surely you don't want the country deprived of my able executive leadership. The bold vision the genius of it will Robert.
Perhaps you do no worse in the last few presidents. Which isn't saying much I grant you but what does helping me have to do with it. The end justifies the means to a righteous man that isn't wasn't it Machiavelli who said that or was it. Well anyhow your death or whatever it is is making me money and I need money right now. Perhaps once I'm elected money first block and no block also. So Buck knows about you as well does it. How much did you tell him. I just become a room when I am and my first thought was to get right listen watch. If you know what's good for you you won't tell him any more. Here we might just find out tomorrow the vandals made off with the Edison watt statue during the night. You wouldn't Edison. I'd do anything to be elected president. It's the American way. As relieved as we were to hear Edison's voice it's not going to do him much good if it falls on deaf ears. There are hearts made of stone in Haven Bay and
we're not talking about Edison. Episode 13 to be played at nineteen thousand five hundred dollars. This is where you go if you say if you're going to you're very big thank you. After Bob nobs run in with the spirit of Edison Watts speaking from his statue.
Bob wants nothing more than a liquid restorative. But on visiting the bear pit he gets more than he bargained for. Morning. Hi I need a double barrel gun. No you're back and looking like you seem to go something like a ghost. The small milk enema with Ornge air is 0 0 6. But that person they can't air. You've met Mr and Mrs Hernandez I've seen them around. How are you. I'm running for president. Here have a bumper sticker. Are you registered voters. I kind of doubt it. Don't say that you know how some people are about folks from outer space type with a name like Hernandez or now that it's actually with my lower plate I can't wrap my tongue around that.
Good enough for me. Yeah right. And you expect me to believe that you to live in outer space or in outer space. Oh err no and anyway we ate so much grain. What brings you to heaven. You being spaceship brings anyone to haven. We even radio parts now and we decided on our next edition that we like is it a shopping editor and a change of pace. You speak the language very well for an extraterrestrial and you husband is linguists. Many tongues are to his liking. They were thinking about leaving but I told them so long as they were here this is the best thing that's going to be a swell time. The parade the competition. I mean wow I can hardly wait. So what do you say Hernandez
to a few more days off. Wow it does sound really empty and I can enter Miss jellyfish pageant. Whatever makes you happy. It's very cool I ate a lot. After all that trouble. Yeah. Guess what caused the big tidal wave that nearly knocked me flat. You mean they should not ever left that. Oh and the only reason we ate such a big splash. You can say that again. Big Splash and Bob you know all the problems everyone's been having with their electrical it's their fault. You mean your the cause of electronic chaos in Haven Bay. Seems so early at aerie you are earning it the forcefield from our flying egg cup. Which means it's ours or at least it's growing things here is that
right. I couldn't put it better myself Mr. H. Now scientists will just have to go back to Washington. Not that I'm going to raise much hell for guys in uniform but Buck's marker is going to have to find another way to vote. I can't wait to see his face right down. Bernie wait do you think the U.S. science corps once they learn there are extraterrestrial walking the streets of Haven are just going to say thanks that's a load off our minds and go home. It would be like tossing a bomb in their midst. If you think Haven bay looks like an armed camp now wait and see what happens if Kate sharp finds out we've got aliens. Don't whatever you do let this get around. Oh dear. They warned us before we left about creating an accident incident and I'm right. Better not let this threat out. PRESIDENT Oh my little friend from across the light years let me Barney get him what he wants and put it on my tab. What I've got to go make a phone
call. We will have the queues. You mean now you know that refresh us government of this is just too perfect. Not only do I have two more victims waiting to be set up possibly the first case of interplanetary blackmail in world history that those aliens will pay anything to avoid being caged at best or even destroyed. And then how much Kate Short might be willing to pay for this kind of information. Now if I could only find it. You know that's where it's all been going. Bob nob took credit for it the last project earth meeting that my puppy. We didn't know it but what beats out at with us or making it into as that nobody thought it it and it was so beautiful. We just wanted it for souvenirs of earth to give it to our friends back home. We can give it back.
Oh I don't think that'll be necessary Mr. Hernandez. Kind of funny though. Marcia talks a town into buying all those new trash cans and then you come and take every stick a tray. Well at least that some relief. We know where all the trash went now and we know that a bad driver caused the tsunami. So we don't have to worry about another big wave coming. But Mr. and Mrs. Hernandez had better watch out. It is episode number 40 to be played at twenty thousand. You know very very big. Thank you.
The big day finally has come to Haven Bay. Usually it rains on their parade but who cares it's the jelly fish festival. Oh thank goodness I found you. I'm in a hurry doctor get the parade starts any minute now. Marsha Shirley. Listen to me. There are aliens in town so I checked all the green cards they're all legal. No you don't understand. Look you got a complaint against someone you'll have to wait till later. I got to go hit up the free. That wasn't what we were looking for. Oh is Barney on the reviewing stand by burning through. I haven't heard you for a while. You know I'm wherever my voice is needed. Nice is that sharks can do this
for free too. And we're delighted you could join us for Street coverage of the parade. Almost time for the traditional creeper one minute old. This is the way we always start the festivities off in honor of what it must be like to be a telling everybody get ready to hold your breath. And out there in the radio listening audience you join in two now three. Oh yeah that's another one for the record books. We haven't been beaten yet. Here comes Murphy ormolu pleas for more.
The poor a. Nanny or a liar. Hundreds maybe the season ruin him routine. They work all year for this day and it certainly looks dangerous to raise a family residence and they are right. I hope you have home town. I like a lot of high income and a proof of anything now is a little broad. I always forget my camera there in the past when I really you know the area there does to you. Oh rubber jellyfish. Here are Green Party candidate running away from anyone at the home of the forbidden door I hear the whole town or game
for the mood. Congratulations you finally won and the vote was back in Haven Bay where it belongs. Oh boy here is my favorite part of the parade coming up the street here come the flow look at all those sizes and colors. They've gone all out this year and that's the script every crab pot and that is even a Japanese fishing fleet into the grave of a 50 year old by drug makers. You need groceries and you mustn't forget to thank us science Corps in town right now for the use of their 1000 gallon tank. Yes it's going to make judging how many jelly fish are in there that much harder. But lots more fun. What's your guess Marnie I can tell you that folks remember to come down to the old wharf and make your gaff on the jellyfish. A celebration for when you own a car all the activities for this year Marnie who will be open
one just after the jelly fish book on them. I want her to be the only fish tossed is a naughty side meat defending his unbeaten record. Yeah I wouldn't want to miss that. And for the timers who owns the games begin down the beach right. Jellyfish throw me jelly and of course after today there is tonight right. Apparently it all started 8:00 sharp a musket manors be there to find out who will be the next queen of the jellyfish festival. That about wraps it up. Thanks for joining Haven Bay radio for the coverage of the thirty nine galaxies that's the real birdie what with the urge to go I hope Barney doesn't think I was rude but I had to leave early so I could be up here to end the episode some of us have to work for a living.
- Series
- Return to Haven Bay
- Contributing Organization
- KCAW (Sitka, Alaska)
- AAPB ID
- cpb-aacip/190-89r22hvr
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- Description
- Series Description
- Tales of Haven Bay and its successors are radio theater series that parodies small town Alaska.
- Description
- Episodes 31-40. The Haven Bay series parodies small-town living in Southeast Alaska.
- Genres
- Radio Theater
- Topics
- Local Communities
- Theater
- Subjects
- Sitka; Alaska
- Media type
- Sound
- Duration
- 01:00:25
- Credits
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: Raven Radio Foundation Inc
- AAPB Contributor Holdings
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KCAW-FM (Raven Radio Foundation, Inc.)
Identifier: HB-012 (KCAW-FM)
Format: 1/4 inch audio tape
Generation: Master
Duration: 01:00:00
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- Citations
- Chicago: “Return to Haven Bay,” KCAW, American Archive of Public Broadcasting (GBH and the Library of Congress), Boston, MA and Washington, DC, accessed December 15, 2025, http://americanarchive.org/catalog/cpb-aacip-190-89r22hvr.
- MLA: “Return to Haven Bay.” KCAW, American Archive of Public Broadcasting (GBH and the Library of Congress), Boston, MA and Washington, DC. Web. December 15, 2025. <http://americanarchive.org/catalog/cpb-aacip-190-89r22hvr>.
- APA: Return to Haven Bay. Boston, MA: KCAW, American Archive of Public Broadcasting (GBH and the Library of Congress), Boston, MA and Washington, DC. Retrieved from http://americanarchive.org/catalog/cpb-aacip-190-89r22hvr