Haven Bay: The Early Years
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A. This is Haven baby. Early Years up a soda number 14 to be played at $7000 for. A. Boy installed in his teens the formatted radio station and it sure sounds different. She seems to be selling more ads now. And in a town the size of Haven daying that is an important consideration. Same old with him. And that was Burl Ives was same old hurt.
This is Johnny de your deejay. Well that last number was a bit of a weeper Mitt. Maybe the next one will be brighter. More music after this message. This is Dr. Richard faced with another in my series of tips for good mental health. Feeling blue. I don't know what to do. It could be that you have serious psychological problems. Don't be embarrassed. It's all right to feel bad I know are I do off on a train psychiatry is.
The important thing is don't go with those bad thoughts goals Porcher emotion plunged to the bottom of your psychic cesspool with me Dr. Richard face. I can help if anyone can. Remember the new television mini series Living Hell begins tonight at 9:00 p.m. over HB TV. Anthony Perkins stars as a tormented sanitation worker who turned psychotic under the pressures of everyday life. That's followed at 11:00 by movie classics tonight. Raima land stars in last weekend. This is Johnny dey your deejay. Geez it sure is cloudy again today. Isn't it kind of depressing. Oh well. Maybe some more music will help. Yes. I'd like a room please.
I said a room please. Oh ok lady I fill this card out. What's the matter. You look like you lost your best friend. Oh well I don't know what I was feeling fine earlier. Must be that sad stuff that Im playing on the radio today. I don't know what's happening. Johnny usually goes for that upbeat stuff. Let's see now. Kate sure is it. Pleased to meet you at the bingo motel at your service. Why is it called the bingo motel. Pick a number any number get it by the way I would suggest. Forty seven. But every room is a winner. Thanks. Where can I get something to eat. There's an Esperanto joint just down the street. If you're not too particular. Plan on being here long Miss Sharp It's officer sharp and I don't know how long I'll be on the job here. I'm with the Department of Fish and Game. They sent me here to investigate rumors up to look into a few things for the department.
So you are here about the big fish. This is haven by the early years episode number 15 could be played at seventy five hundred dollars. The last time we were in doctor faces off
the bat used to. Tell me what seems to be the trouble. Well Doc slack this I was born in Poland you see and then my family took a notion to wander out to the west and they just kept on moving until they made it to little old New York in 1936. True mean your whole rush. That's extraordinary. But your action. Well Dad burn it Doc. That's the problem I just don't know why I'm talking this way it's the strangest thing. How did you happen to come to Haven Bay. Well I came here to live on the lark's kibbutz and for a lot of years I was a happy normal Jewish man but now something has come over me. I have this craving to work cowboy boots and drive the big cross country. I have strange dreams and a doctor. Can you help me. I'm sure that I can help me. What do you do around a good book. Well now mostly I just help Miss yet a cleanup around the
boat capsized. Oh well as your life train. You know it's a strange thing but I really feel awful for the things I've done in proof or in where you were in prison. That's just the thing Doc. I've never been to prison shoot. I've never gotten so much as a parking ticket. Now that's all I can do is think about my life in prison. I've been such a disappointment to my mama. Why even yesterday I went out and got this tattoo. So you are interested in an older woman on a Harley Davidson is that your mother. Can't you see your name there on the gas tank. Oh yeah. Oh a very nice told me back. Do you have any other feelings that you can't explain. Well I guess this is the worst of it. I woke up this morning and I smell the coffee from my bank and I had this strange hunger for bacon. Oh god I'm so ashamed. What's happening to me. There there I'm sure we can deal with it. Tell me you said that you had strange dreams. You tell me about one. Well.
Had this one last night and it scared the shit outta me. You know how just yesterday the propane company announced that they were going to sponsor the winner Wagner festival yeah. Well I used to be just plumb crazy about Wagner In fact I used to have Tristan and Isolde on a track but now well I'm an used. Wheelock. Last night I dreamt that instead of the winner Wagner festival a pro Pine Company was going to bring Waylon and Willie to Haven Bay. Well I was real happy. I was going to have my truck parked in the front row so I could eat pork rinds and drink a lone star all during the concert. Well Doc Whalen and Willie were getting out of prison to come here for the show and they died in a plane wreck with the Big Bopper and Buddy Holly and doc. It was awful but then in the dream just before I woke up I saw a whale and Willie and I think it was Jessi Colter going up into heaven on a golden light. And the whole Carter family was standin on clouds wearing Viking armor you know breast plates and horns and stuff. And Doc beautiful music I think it was
Sunday Morning Coming Down. They were just singing and singing and there were Whalen and Willie and Jesse going up into heaven and described. Are you sure you backstrap what it looks like our job and you coming again next week. You bet Doc. You know I feel a little better for talking about it. And not much. Well that will come with time. Lots of time backstrap. But in the mean time I suggest that if you are feeling a little room that you just listen to the radio and try and relax. No problem there that's what many of the boys like doing the most just sitting around the bunk house listening to the radio before we go to temple. I'll see you next week. Miss Fish is there a next patient. Let's get back to the waiting list. It looks like you could actually get me to look. Yes you can send him in next and miss that radio
playing whatever you do don't turn it all off. What's that. Hello sorry about that. This is Haven Bay the early years episode number 16 to be played at $8000. Were you in that
place that you know you say anything about skins called it. Oh a thing about motels. You'd think with all the tourists disappearing from Haven day that the bingo motel wouldn't have much business hia backstrap are you feeling these days. Well I heard a middle and Miss Darling and I went up to see the doc the other day and he said that it would take some time before I could be a little Polish man again but you couldn't tell me why I keep talking this way. Well don't worry about it too much backstretch. You know everybody's feeling kind of low these days. Tips were bad down at the cafe. I had to get a second job appear at the motel. But it's OK because I can really keep track of people from here. Just look at this register. Well I'll be blasted. I never knew the Smiths had so many kin visit in town. Look at all of them there must be a whole passel of Smiths wake up and smell the coffee backstrap
was Arnel Smith's there people with amorous intentions making the beast with two backs. You know what I mean. Oh come on you know. No tell motel low rent a rendezvous a Passion Pit. Oh heck I'm sorry Miss Darling. I'm just here to see if you need your salmon machine filled you know backstrap. I don't know whose idea it was to sell raw salmon out of a vending machine but they don't seem to be a real big seller. All it seems to draws flies. I think that part of the problem is that most people just don't carry 650 in quarters. Well just take a look. You never know if somebody just bought one. That at least would be some business has been mighty slow this week. That's eight straight weeks in a row the salmon are here. Well maybe next week somebody will. Look at yonder miss Darlene looks as if there's smoke coming from that closet down the hall.
Smoke smoke. When you're over yonder there. Well I just received my hotel management safety training. I know what to do in case of smoke you pull that lever and I'll start calling all the mystery. Hello Mr. Smith. There's a player in the motel. Yes I'm sure I'm talking about a real fire in the home. Please leave your room. Hello Mr.. Meyer in the most. Yes you can have your TV deposit back if you don't watch the movie OK. Oh yeah there's a fire in your room. No I haven't been watching you know I want like a coma. Listen pal you're going to be real hot stuff in a few minutes. Don't get out of that room in that old dark face in the midst Tony plays coming out of a room be 13 where they must I'm Invisible Man I want to be were in towels and such. Maybe their shower at home isn't working and the Smiths invited them down to the hotel to use the showers here. That seems right neighborly. Good backstrap it's Robert nodded and what were
you doing in here. I'm a journalist you know normally I'm covering the story in your boxer shorts. Well I came in a hurry. You know there was a riot. Pretty sure it's Mr Nahm particular Emaar the little duck horses on the dock. Yeah I like to chew the fat back strap but I'm on the beat. What can you tell me about the fight only that it started over in the closet and there you are. He left the room in such a hurry I was wondering if you took my depression end of the story are you on mob placement. It's Robert and no I didn't take your tooth brush. I flossed before the fire started. We didn't fire a mob when her eyes. OK seems like I'm the only one with work today. What you said was this closet backstrap. Oh I listen. What an attack is going on. I'm just having a cigar yet it's the missus if you will let me smoke my Cuban benefit was in the house so I went for a walk looking for a place to smoke and I hate those and if the short you've got young fella what are you going
to the beach. OK folks you can go back to your rooms excitements over the room. I was just walking by in my bathrobe and I heard all the excitement. You want me. I guess the moral of this chapter has been don't do anything you wouldn't want a fireman to see or for that matter that you wouldn't want someone to hear about on the next chapter of tales of Haven day. We're Haven Bay the early years episode number 17 to be
played at eighty five hundred dollars. We've been waiting for a long time now to just plot this big fish. Is that some people swear they seen of the synergy of Haven Bay. But now it looks like Robert knob the television reporter may be on the verge all the discovery radio. Kate Kate I found it found what a big fish. It's right by the old wharf. Why hasn't anybody seen it that is the part where the tourists tourists that have been disappearing from Haven Bay. Well let's go wait for me first. I got to get the mini cam. I'm going on ahead. Don't go out ahead. Wait for me. I'm going on a hand. Well for Pete's sake walk slow.
I'm walking that. Way Kate. Oh all right. OK. OK what is it I see there anyway. Got to be careful. Quiet. I should be getting close now. Just around the corner with Kate is well she's all right Robert. Come here Kate. I'm coming. It's all right don't be frightened. Here is your sea monster. A Norwegian fishing trawler ludicrous. No no big fish a big fish in the home but none the size we're looking for. This is what you saw tonight Robert. Can you tell the difference between a ship and a big fish. I'm not a fisherman. I'm sorry. It was dark and it was so big and silvery and no one ever uses this part of the old wharf anymore and I I guess I was seeing what I wanted to see. He's silly. I think he did it to please me I didn't. I really thought it was a big fish. Well in that case you are naive and untrustworthy and
morally unprofessional as a cop. I can't afford to be a knob. I'm ordering you off the story. You can't do that. You don't have the authority. Don't get in the way of an investigation knob like he was like you a lot of knob I could book you for obstructing justice. Look I lead two separate lives. One minute I could be kissing you and the next I have to slip on the cuffs but my story. You want a story. I'll give you a story. You know the tourist that was walking on the old wharf earlier tonight with all the cameras asking where he's from. I know that already Washington State. Edwina cove we made cove just west of the Beaumont forced to find out what that has to do with even. And until you do stay out of my way now if that's the way you want it that's the way I want it knob.
And Robert pick me up today for dinner like the water in Haven Bay. It seems Kate chart can run both hot and cold. Well at least we know what this big fish was going to do. Haven Bay the early years episode number 18 to be played at $9000. Were you then the names of places that you know
I know you gave him the name he was going to call it. Oh I want to find more you scull the owner of the Haven a radio station sitting in the bear pit this evening but she's been celebrating a little too hard. Here you go as Mirelle to a nice pair Gloria you feed a bear too many bees it gets stuck in your teeth your bear is coming that candy as morality hasn't got a shit. Don't let anybody hear you say that she's a Q Barry anyway. How's about another one of these Barney Warney. Oh you've had enough for bear guns in one hour is more going to let any customer great. Even if they are my sweetheart Barney your grammar is awful. And besides I've told you before I'm not your sweetheart. We're just seeing each other. And besides that I can drink you under the table any day of the week. Barney WATT So you just mix me here.
I'll even pay for. Alright alright put the person away I know you're short of cash right now and that's a hundred dollar bill. Correction of hundred dollar bills and a quick one to boot. Here's another. Buy yourself one too. Where'd you get that kind of cash. You're looking at an ace business woman partner. I know how to cut a deal when I need to. Well look who's comin in if it ain't Johnny in Edison. Hey Johnny over here I see you learning. I just got back from the doctor's office Everson and I thought we had drop Yeah well I'm glad you did something for you. Here's those three paychecks I owe you. And heres a little bonus for waiting so long. A hundred dollar bill. Oh Mr. Golding you did not have a good I think our ships come in.
Barney I guess I'll skip that paragon after all. Give Wanda Johnny a netizen Instead I have to go. Go where you go where you like. Help yourself to sleep tonight. Yeah and flash a lot of cash sounds like some big deal came through for but she wouldnt tell me just what I wonder if hey are those missed Golding's keys first so lets see you yell those are growth. She musta dropped them when she was rummaging through her purse. Here I'll see if I can capture this stuff. They all missed. Here's your bare bones. Say it isn't that I retell you about the time it is Mirelle her current headgear. She just drove off with Doctor face doc face I didn't know they were chummy. Well I should try to get Gloria's keys back to her. Maybe we can catch her over at the doctor's office Addison.
Good idea. Just as soon as we finish these delectable concoctions of my brothers Johnny did I ever tell you about the time. Dr Fay's miscounting. Well Anderson they're not here in the doctor's office. Maybe they went up to the radio station. She might go there when she misses these keys. There's a phone here on the doctor's desk. I'll just have a. Here's something with Mr. Golding's name on it. Maybe he'll tell us where they are. Holy cow. Edison read there. Yes isn't that a heck of a place to end this chapter of the tales of Haven Bay. Now we have to wait for the next one. This is Haven Bay the early years up a soda number 19 to be
played at ninety five hundred dollars. We left Johnny and walk in the deserted offices of Dr. Richard face and they've gone there looking for glory a scolding but it seems they found something else instead. Holy cow Edison. Read this. It's a receipt to glorious calling Haven Bay radio for promotional services rendered Clive thousand dollars. That's a lot of advertising. It's not ever a time thing it's a bribe. Dr face paid lawyers to change the format of the station. Nothing but sad songs jingles in a minor key. They're trying to depress the listeners. It's why everyone in
Haven Bay has been so down in the dumps lately. But why would Dr. face want to do that. He's been a frustrated psychiatry stall these years never having unhappy people to treat here so he came up with a way to artificially manufacture a neurosis by means of the radio. And since his business is booming now $5000 is cheap. But why would MS golden do such a thing. It pulls her out of a financial hole. You're right. You know despite all her talk she's never been able to make a go of running the radio station. I don't think our hearts ever really been in it. Maybe deep. She's always wanted to make it in the big city. But Haven Bay's a small pond and she knows it. But still this is outrageous her taking a hand in making everyone in town so Ana happy. I think it's time I had a talk with Ms glorious garding boss or no boss. Come on let's go find her.
I don't see them anywhere. We'll have to coopt laud told us he saw them headed their way. Yeah but why would anyone want to come down to the wharf at night. It's deserted and it's so dark I can barely see. Dark deeds require dark places. Johnny maybe you're right it isn't but I still can't see them. Wait a minute isn't give near the end of the war. Huge glorious gift. I can see the Haven emblem on it. Warrior seems to be having trouble with the engine and that's tough to face in the barrel. Come on let's see if they need help. Edison. What's that. Bathers. Yeah. You. Watch. And see. Let. Me get out in this right. But it looks like you know I'm
being. That list below. Hundred and fifty feet. Mr.. Dunn are trying to get out of this way. They're peddling Mark crazy for the show going on here. What's happening. Who's shouting. There's something in the water out there on the eve of the war. I don't know what it was but it frightened those folks in that moment today. Who are you. Kate sharp vision game. I'm on a stakeout. Here. You go help those folks in the sky. Where are you doing. I'm going to find out one thing what this thing is. What. I thought we'd heard the last of that big fish. But it looks like more people are seeing it. What ever could it be. The
A. Haven Bay the early years episode number 20 to be played that ten thousand dollars. You'd think this abalone a tad like the girl that owns the pro pine plant would have enough to think about already without worrying about her boyfriend. But Robert Nava has been seeing entirely too much of shark the Fish and Game and it
appears the time has come for Abby and Kate to hard about the situation. Well you know I just want to talk to you on you know I just want to let you know that I'm not in the possessive saying you know. I mean we're all working our own whited can realize being that everything and well I just want to talk to you and to see where you're coming from. What in the hell are you talking about. Bobby Of course I mean Jones is such a dragon it can really really create tension that can infect your keyboard. So out of the mob I have for you as a human being to talk to you about it about whom. You know in Bram Terrio living up to the Big Bird. OK I get it. Now who's supposed to be jealous. I mean that's just what I was saying you know I just want to know where you're coming from. Listen Mr. Chadwick I'm a cop. I have to travel around and work a lot of
cases. It gets lonely. I know hundreds of men like water like Bobby. You mean there are others. Oh wow I'm sorry to be so short with you. If I stop to talk about all the men that I know with cute smiles nice bodies sharp intellect and broad sense of humor I would never get any work done. What are you doing here anyway. I'm on the fish case. Look. There is the fifth pair of burgundy colored polyester pants that I've seen washed up on the beach today on white plastic. Well most of the belt loops look the matching shoes or Rivera just behind the rock white shoes. The only way a tourist would let these off his feet was if he could trade a gold nugget watchband for them. Or do you think they could be a look. In this shopping bag T-shirts and all say Haven Bay Wayne festival. October 1st to September 30th. I don't like the looks of this Miss Chadwick Abbey Miss Sharp Kate miss Chadwick.
What Kate tangled in that kelp bed. Dozens and dozens of cameras that some of those lenses. They're about three feet long lens in the Abbey. It's a common phenomenon among the tourists of Alaska. They're all tired of bringing home shots of birds that turn out to be shots of the sky with tiny dots in the middle. So they buy the huge lenses and they bring home fuzzy underexposed close ups instead of seeing those months larger was really far out. You're easily amused. Thank you Kate. Don't mention it. Well it's pretty clear that something is happening to the tourists. What does it have to do with these reports of the big fish. I mean Richard taro cards they might help you. It frightens me that we're of the same species Abby. Oh I know what you mean. People can be just so harsh sometimes. I mean you would never see it. All of you what is that behind that pile of kelp. It's like a show on average basketball or something to talk about Bobby again.
What a knob peabrain he's an attractive man with an athletic build and a sensitive personality but so what. Men like that are a dime a. What is this. Tell us a basketball or something. This is no basketball miss Chadwick smell it. Oh God. Dude what is it. There is something here bigger than both of us miss Chad with something bigger than our petty lives. You know those physical desires for sensitive hunks with smiles would have to be pretty dead. What is it. It appears to be a giant Salmon Egg. He's charged with. A giant salmon eggs. Version giant salmon and now giant salmon eggs. Oh wait. Shouldn't that be the other way around. Ears. Haven Bay the early years episode number 21 to be played at
ten thousand five hundred dollars. I hope you got the impression by now that life in a VIN Bay is nothing but turmoil. The business of the town goes on. And since one of the town's biggest annual events is drawing closer we find a representative group of Haven days civic leaders gathered at the Crown pop to discuss preparations for me. Nice place crabs are there when they are cut out of the hearing and let's bring this meeting to order. All right it's time that we started really working on some advertising for this year's vendor Wagner festival. We have members of the media here news Gloria from the radio and Mr. Robert
from the TV station. We also have community leaders Barnard Watt and Ms abalone Chadwick with us. Also we have a special guest this year's musical director for the WWF. Mr. Willie Winkie Thank you Mr. Pierce but I would like to collect if it's really really at the top here. I mean please just spit in my ear and it's Robert. I can't talk to you now. Well hi you're Mr. winking with my friends here ask me about this long hair music. And they say they come to the Wagner festival. They just have a hard time knowing when the first tower. Do you know when to climb. I must talk to you. It's about the station. If you shouldn't but I must say I've been holding my hand under the table which you used to look at me. You've been in my honey your hand is so soft. Chance to
dissuade or excuse me Mr.. Is that a problem that you prefer. No no please. Good because cancel trip to the vestal to be here. I happen to be fission. I don't need to talk to a cloak of Mr Winky you know what I'm really really glad that my company profile and could sponsor the winner Wagner festival this year and I was just wondering if we could make a couple of teeny weeny changes in the program this year. Many of you tuning in and that's what I was wondering if we. Well you know I was wondering if we could use Rails and dolphins and play some of those horses and cows. I know it's a really cool idea and I had a dream about it is this Djokovic not a deceiver. I suggest that it is a crystal Union and not wait just a
second. Mr. Chadwick here has been very generous and without the support of business there wouldn't be any way. Yes Mr Wilkie I'm sure that Miss Chadwick was just joking and I didn't even get to the part about doing the living underwater. I mean it would be really cool the musicians where I must be going. Yes in deed perhaps we even need to. On another planet misplaced discoloring what now. I mean Chad. When I say good riddance to bad rubbish you know I was thinking maybe we should forget all about this way ignore stuff. Maybe we could bring up whaling Willy Vaillant in Philly. I think 10 Hell Tony they're better now they're 10 and a half yrs best and I'd bet they'd work under water water that they've been in prison and everything. Haven Bay the early years episode number 22 to be
played at $11000. Well we thought we had this big fish thing settled at one point but it's appeared again. I suspect that if anyone can track it down it's going to be charged with fish and game especially with the help of that television reporter whose head she's turned since she came to Haven day. Robert I'm glad you could meet me at the motel. I'm really busy Kate but it's always nice to see you. Is that your bed. Of course. I see pillows blankets. And why have you brought me here to your bedroom. Stop it Robert. I'm on to something. Something that could solve both our problems. You made your big fish and my disappearing tourists.
There was too many reports to ignore. More tourists gone. More big fish sightings. The price of soybean oil is at an all time low. What does that mean. It means there's a big fish and it's eating tourists. I have too much to do to listen to you and your ridiculous theories. Boy ever since Thursday night you've sure been a don't go into that again. Yelling and screaming and singing outside my window and then trying to climb I apologize to the firemen and how was I supposed to know the bathroom window had an empty burglar device you sure looked Funny Cide. Kind of sexy too. Enough. Kate I've got to go. I'm on a story of my own. I know the dangers of Pro Pinder and the forced Belmont angle. Yeah I still have to look into that. You haven't figured out the Edwina Cove part yet. I told you about that 14 All right. All right. But I want to come with you. And where do you think I'm going out after the big fish. Well that is where I'm going. OK. So I'll come along. No you won't. I'm coming. No you're not.
I told you to go home. Do we have to walk the edge of this cliff. I don't like it go home. It's so dangerous why are you so much o anyway. I'm not macho or macho. I'm a feminist What do the sides of cliffs purged hundreds of feet above the sea crashing on the rocks have to do with feminism. You just don't understand Robert. She. Looked down there in the water it's a fish it's a fin a giant fin. It is rather large rather large. Look at OK so it's a giant. Let's go down closer. Are you crazy. We need to get the authorities. I am the authorities and then we should notify the media. Come on. Just a little closer. OK no house down. Wow slowly. Don't let him hear you. I'm. Out. Three. More. Home. Look at the size of that thing. It's. Beautiful
and terrifying. While using it. It's a salmon a giant salmon just like all those witnesses said it's not a salmon. Look at that. Salmons don't have fins like that. Yeah and they can't get that big either. But but there it is. It's not a fish it's. Kind of. Look. There's a hatch opening where right behind those letters. See. See. See Kate it's a Russian submarine. Those are Russian sailors sticking their heads out. All right. You younkers Kate. It's a nuclear submarine. OK I've been playing shark fish and game. Hold it right there are you going to do. I'm going to inspect every inch of their kitchen. I find even one speck of fresh seafood. They better have fishing licenses. I hate to have to say this. But could the big fish have been just a
sub plot all along. Future chapters of tales of Haven day will tell us. A. This is Haven Bay the early years episode number 23 to be played at eleven thousand five hundred dollars. Things seem to be getting out of hand at the moment in Haven Bay.
Even at the radio station just today in Dr Richard bass was Bing glorious calling to make us play all that sad stuff. You're not going crazy they were just trying to make you think you were. Now we're trying to raise money to buy even buy radio ourselves so it can be the way you liked it. But hurry. We're running out of time. Give me a call and tell me how much you can kick in or break it by the station and throw it through their room window. Edison Watt and me are locked in the air but I don't know how much longer we can hold out. So how. Far away are you a low brow. But I think the car was good as he's brought Esmerelda with. Medicine. We heard you on the radio over at the pit. We thought we'd come over and see if we could help. Bless you Barney.
As a matter of fact you can. The phones are ringing off the hook and I can't keep up with them. But why is my rota. I heard Gori was going for the cops so I thought Admiral that might buy you a little time but it was really just got no teeth. She's just a mystic. Yeah yeah but the cops don't know that. Serves them right for not drinking in my bar. Well don't eat with my brother here to help you answer the phones and Esmerelda to keep the police at bay. You won't be needing me I'll see you later good luck. And us and you can't leave now. All right Johnny I must I have a few ideas about this enormous fish and I have to see if I am right. Lock the door behind me no good luck. Well it's a heck of a time to go play detective. But then Edison has never been exactly predictable here Bonnie. Start adding up what's coming and so far the calculator is right here. I'll get the bones. Whole wheat cow that's a pile of money.
No let's see this huge world the monster salmon had been seen most often according to my calculations it should have pierced soon. All I can do now is sit back and wait. Oh what's that. It's old in the deep water but it appears to be headed this way. Yes long silvery here it comes. Study No it isn't dirty you know. I knew it I knew I was right. I know the secret of the joint sentiment. How. Big. Is it. Haven Bay the early years episode number 24 to be played at
$12000. You know when I said there was something funny about that for a moment. I know Robert not the television reporter felt the same way. That's why I'm not surprised to find him and his camera crew at the right of the lot and when it. Thanks so much for letting me take my exposé here. I can't wait to see his face when he walks in. Ok cool let's start with the introduction the truth about Beaumont forest. That's home. See. A professional. The truth about forest. What do you mean you know the truth. What a scam artist he is. I was attacks against propane have a purely self-serving Altieri or motive. I don't believe it. That's sweet.
You didn't tell me you were planning to well end up in it knowing how you feel about it makes me respect you even more for letting me do this piece here. I changed my mind you can't shoot your dirty news in my clean Ray you can't do that my camera crews here the scripts all written it should be walking in for lunch anywhere you'll just have to bully for you. Gloria when did you call it a few minutes ago and listen. I may hate your slimy guts to enter a place. But I agree with you on one thing. I think you should throw this sleazy reporter out of here from Greece to tell me that I will throw this bomb out but not because of anything you say. You're a sick woman and I think it's you. To see a psychiatry's to Gloria. But then some of us have it my dear and so would you ladies mind moving over just a bit. I need a little more light to start. Absolutely not but I have proof that Forrest Bomani self-described consumer advocate wants pro pine to use natural
pints and because he owns a pine forest and stands to clean up he's the nearest distributor he owns home on forest. Get it. Forest Beaumont or else chair. He's brought a lot of people into my read that I knew Tony always out for the quick buck. Then Gloria you think I should be able to film here. I do not I just think Antoinette as usual is doing things for all the wrong reasons. What pray tell are the right reasons. Well certainly not selling out a man just to get your restaurant on TV. My restaurant on TV for you here will use the name of my restaurant in your piece. Well I wasn't planning to. But sure I'll do it. I'll put your name on the piece. All right. Okay boys. Roll them. So Mr. Obama is not only not the consumer advocate the
sole heir of the owner of the Belmont forest in Washington State just east of it we can cope the largest and the resupply of natural pride said in the United States. He's using the town of Haven Bay is nothing but the tool of a multinational Heinz in charge of this controversy over time will have to be re-examined in the light of this latest shattering connection between forcible want so-called consumer advocate and his million acre holdings in the moment for Free Speech TV. I'm Robert Novak reporting from the crab restaurants Sono. That's why for us both a lot has been trying to stir up trouble and I knew it was heartfelt. This is haven by the early years episode number 25 to be played at
twelve thousand five hundred dollars. Last time we saw it it's a walk out on the old boy's head he'd finally figured out the mystery of the giant fish. Now all he has to do is see if he's right. They're ready. To exactly when I calculated it would have me do. It. No man it's coming along sooner. Yeah. Yeah OK. Oh is that you. What are you doing here. I mean just like so and I was talking about you on that side.
Well it's certainly good to see you again. What do you know you've been scaring the good people of this town half to death. And if you want to make it right not to fight yeah on the way. Just cutting out that much does it not. I hate to seem too severe a critic but this kind of fish does not grow this big anywhere on the planet. That's why you've been scaring people. Oh I didn't see you there. You know oceans No you're a whale. You disguised your ship to look like a salmon. Up next I'll say things you are wrong but should not argue after all your friend I know I just want to be at that time many years ago
they would have just dragged it here for ever for all I did was OK for you. I trusted hasn't given you any more problems since then. Thank you for your position. No it has not to exercise them that way. How do you think. Sunday drive us without the instruction manual. Lesson 1 How are you. I've been meaning to ask you about that. Hard to express our gratitude we hope. Yes it certainly was doing. I was able to sell the formula to a man in town he gave me enough money for him to live comfortably and do what I please. Since then which has
made my life very pleasant. The man went on to become a great captain of industry on this planet and his daughter continues to enrich the lives of many people using your formula and I want to say is that you know we have seen you. You must be going. He wants to know why that makes it a category industry has been using. I don't understand what does a poem yellow to make pine scent have to do with big fish. What scent. Well that's a certain kind of tree smell that people on this planet are very fond of. But you know isn't that what you left me. Just like pine scent. When you said that I'd never find out
what are you trying to tell me and not would. Know what was that all about. I don't know what's right for me. Right now. As a series. Let me get over the moral here and we'll see how bad they really want to come in. Be careful you don't scare the bear to their.
Peril. But on the whole I'm for a war only seeing the burns cute movie. Bro since you want the police school this is Johnny did your deejay and we're trying to raise enough money to buy their station and run it the way you want it run. I want to thank you all no phone callers we like your hard earned bucks to help out but. We still don't have it now. Time is running out of here. So if you haven't called it yet. Now we need. Oh you good folks listening to help out when the kid is out in front me stories kind of looks like a fixin to use tear gas. Hurry hurry.
Maybe Johnny should try to get those aides a helper out. Will her fundraising rise to see who know who's own only the people listening to future chapters all tails off and even they. Ears. This is Haven Bay the early years episode number 26 to be played at $13000.
Despite all the turmoil lately at Haven some things continue as usual. The winter Mughniyeh festival for instance. Tonight's the big night when virtually the whole town shows up at the old wharf for an outside performance of the grand finale. Are you sure you want to sit with me Tony. I tell you I never know when to clap just clap when I tell you. And what are you doing with that at the opera. WARNER you kidding. I heard it was jam night here at the festival when people could bring their instruments and play along. They don't allow people to play along to Wagner. They will relate maybe you never heard a high voltage walk the fuse box the sound when those fat babes with the horns come on I'm going to let them have it.
Put that thing away. Look out some people want to get by. Excuse me pardon me excuse me Mr. Chadwick Do you mind if I sit here between you and Mr. Watt. I guess not. Doesn't bother me fella knock yourself out. Hey you bring your axe. I beg your pardon. Your ex your instrument if they're married here in the winter wearing your festive jam night that's right. God sake it's about to start. Here comes Mr we think think young man and to welcome you to this winter Well nothing's. Been said of the books and what not. It's clear you know I'm not just saying it sounds like you have any problems I'm not
as you know many tragedies have little body you just tell me when to play. Yes and with that I shall begin. CHADWICK You don't look like it. Nor I was they would do it in the water with. The way over here. If my really my dear singers in Wales. This is great. I can look out the harbor and see the whole fleet. Well look Tony got a new lower unit on it inboard outboards yard run around. Looks like he's got her hair stuck in the crank a remote trailer. Back when you grow up buddy. Look Tony out past the boat ramp.
Losing my patience and look out. For. One. Yes in a way. It must be 100. Imagine how that would look stuff hanging above the bar of the bear pit. Of course I'd have to move some of the boring trolls. Now wait a minute. I thought we had this big fish thing all straightened out. But if everyone at the festival saw it it can't be imaginary. Don't tell me after all of this that there really
is a big fish.
- Series
- Haven Bay: The Early Years
- Contributing Organization
- KCAW (Sitka, Alaska)
- AAPB ID
- cpb-aacip/190-84zgn1pt
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- Description
- Series Description
- Tales of Haven Bay and its successors are radio theater series that parodies small town Alaska.
- Description
- Episodes 14-26. The Haven Bay series parodies small-town living in Southeast Alaska.
- Genres
- Radio Theater
- Topics
- Local Communities
- Theater
- Subjects
- Sitka; Alaska
- Media type
- Sound
- Duration
- 01:03:42
- Credits
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: Raven Radio Foundation Inc
- AAPB Contributor Holdings
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KCAW-FM (Raven Radio Foundation, Inc.)
Identifier: HB-017 (KCAW-FM)
Format: 1/4 inch audio tape
Generation: Master
Duration: 01:00:00
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- Citations
- Chicago: “Haven Bay: The Early Years,” KCAW, American Archive of Public Broadcasting (GBH and the Library of Congress), Boston, MA and Washington, DC, accessed November 8, 2024, http://americanarchive.org/catalog/cpb-aacip-190-84zgn1pt.
- MLA: “Haven Bay: The Early Years.” KCAW, American Archive of Public Broadcasting (GBH and the Library of Congress), Boston, MA and Washington, DC. Web. November 8, 2024. <http://americanarchive.org/catalog/cpb-aacip-190-84zgn1pt>.
- APA: Haven Bay: The Early Years. Boston, MA: KCAW, American Archive of Public Broadcasting (GBH and the Library of Congress), Boston, MA and Washington, DC. Retrieved from http://americanarchive.org/catalog/cpb-aacip-190-84zgn1pt