Destination Haven Bay

Why why. OK folks here we go this is destination Haven Bay episode number one to be played at $500 one. For oh a week apart runway one more point. You're like I'm on my way over water and Raven radio that they didn't even pay for her. Destination. Even Bo still more told from that sleepy

southeast Alaskan town that might be a little bit like one. You know our story opens in the book line's library of the famous author Ernest rich and off as he starts work on chapter one of his newest sprawling epic saga entitled whatever Haven Bay. Here we go. The mighty Pacific Ocean the last deftly blow. It looked sort of first Margot revived past a firestorm. First of all part of Australia strange geologic formation unique creatures that were that we found fault slipped away for most parents not guarded this slowly travelled to the far flung waters eventually do you know you against the regular shore. As though I have failed to find the love their mother caught up

this beautiful yet mysterious archipelago during the dialogue. I would have to become known in the southeast Alaska. In historic times the rough coated Russians were to bluster their way here from the coast of Siberia. From the research lasting years has shown tantalizing glimpses of that predated the Russian presence by over a thousand years. Spector digging diligently with the Sun God on one side and a pyramid on the other. Hand to folk memory when a fisherman pulling

gear comes into town walking along the old wharf seeking to ease his aching muscles and regain his land legs. The townsfolk say. It was those fabulous sailors of ancient Egypt who had sailed their boats ever farther in search of exotic conifers until before they knew it they had traversed the globe and where they established a colony which they christened port Alexandria virtue and men plied the water between Southeast Alaska and Egypt with their cargoes of timber and pine scent. There are stories recorded on ancient tablets that tell of the beauty of the pirate fleet of Alexandria of the magnificence of the library of the greatest treasure of Alexandria spoken only in whispers Even today was the straw

for them. This fabulous Crystal said to have been the largest diamond ever on earth had been brought to port Alexandria for safe keeping. When City and invaders had threatened the very walls of Memphis and other Egyptian cities the high priests kept it in a golden box engraved with hieroglyphics. So even the priests were not sure of their meaning. But one thing was certain. The star of Memphis great mystical and magical powers. No one other than the priest knew precisely what the powers of the Crystal were but it was said to foretell the future and thus it was that in the last days of Port Alexandria the Great High Priest upon consulting the crystal became sad and fearful. His sunken eyes peering from his headdress like to burn the sorrow and fear of the Great High Priest was communicated to the lower priests

and thence to the town and spread throughout the community. Rumors and whispers had swept the streets for many weeks. So it was not totally a surprise when they heard the dreaded words. The City. Humming. Why Oddly this Scythian warship slid into the bay of Haven just outside the narrow entrance to the port. As dawn was breaking on a cold December morning the Scythians swooped down like rooms upon the sleeping town with their awful cries. Then the civilians have their own way running destroying looting pillaging and land sacking more of the innermost sanctum in search of us. Hon the chief of the Raiders burst through the doors at last and skewered the high horse. I thought he was too late though they found the golden box.

It was empty and this Memphis guy. Well nothing like beginning at the very beginning. But what does all of this have to do with our loveable Haven Bay. Just a nation Haven bases episode number two to be played at $1000 a.

Bakery. Oh a week apart from one more point that I would like my life where I wanted to read the radio that the day would be over. It's been a long time for everybody especially for the prospect of backstrap Silverstein and Spike Marlin. We join them at their digs on rabbit burrow for me. You wind up to be day known to be. By all that's holy It's allowing time for fester and months in this cabin of the likes of you has made me right sick matey and that's the truth. How will you know the weather to kick up like that. One more week and we've been through with clean up and outta here.

I toy it when I took you out to pardon me time to shut your restaurant gob you might have told me there'd be no grog nor grub after the first month would not eat mule unmannerly been with me longer than you have and you never told me that all there'd be to clap eyes on was a comic book at Treasure Island in a ten year old copy of broadcasting magazine you can't blame me for that bike and all the other books. The second month here and now they can't mention it. Don't you think you're getting a little carried away with all the pirate talk. Yeah Bowley that yes swab. I've had enough of this Lubbers life diggin for years and to some crystal I'm through a prospect and then the storm breaks I'm outta here matey and I'm set up as a pirate see why. Do all the hard work when you can let some other poor slob do it for you and then pick us pockets like now on a ship with a crew that's all rotten as they're playing.

And maybe a nice little thousand transmitter to pass the night with the salt breeze between my teeth. A couple of merchantmen with their red blood and sink with gold by. I wonder what noise. Oh I have trouble. Actually that's what I lack. Maybe I'm going to the level of boredom here. Well now we need to hand a poker arena. All right. Anything's better than your squad on the deal. You know. Well play better drop if you let me have my money was why you didn't let me get them to write. There. I credit him for it. Yeah they know we can play can Ashby play your hand.

You might still be after if you match your bat. Already How do you know. Real bright. 0 1 1 0 0 0 3. Now back. Crap don't get on. I bet you don't know that. See you're golden and raise you a golden guinea. I'll see that and radiant one. What's this you say no gold taste this here's a piece of that chocolate wrapped and what they saw to kids as I write called you've been holding out on me. Backstrap layer. No you know I didn't know that when you ne'er mind that didn't I just bet it would be if I did it Martin. Partners was partners. Maybe you better be telling the

truth. See the courier inside aids now. How many cards as you want it men tire it takes three. What's your bit matey. Now who are bad. Now we have all the money am. I feeling pretty cocky captain. Well see that and their Asia gold piece. But I don't have any more money. What about your check book. We ate it last month. Well what about your gold watch. The mule ate it last month. What about what about the map.

I create. The map to the fabulous barren crystal that I've been looking for. Do you know that they're right then since you can't see the vet. Yes this is Omar I know. No wait girl don't you Spike. Not right there. There's the map and I'm going to win this hands by Martin and I'm going to win all this money. Go here at Penn again who came and ate in your. Heart. Mike just nag me so I have yes I am in it. See you after I got to look at my cards. Kids to a kid got you stupid ninny you can't beat your royal family. Five nines maybe read them and weep. Yeah got boring now. Yeah I called one A's while you are.

But you're wrong there matey. I did whilst you were getting your purse. Keaton you can't see. You can't watch God during your Mike Martin. You'll never get away with. Yes. Oh boy. I think I already have. Now I just talk away this map for safe keeping and it sounds like that damn sound effects when I was finally falling asleep or the wind machine. So looks like the how and I think you're uncertain to maybe see and hell you'll never figure out they married live they could out my help. Martin. And. I said Well. I think. The. Dreaded. Way games get into when you need them. I thought wow nice job you treat your island. You haven't seen me laugh at me like Marlon. You know I'm going to get that quick look at the last thing I do. Tonight. One

destination Haven Bay episode number three to be played at fifteen hundred dollars one. For oh a week apart runway one more point that you like I'm on my way over. Roger and Raven radio that day will be over. We're back in Haven day at last. As we listen in on tonight's meeting of the

Haven. Hey Barney Where's been good these days. I haven't seen him in ages. Ever since Augusta ran off he's been holed up in his lab. I told him not to feel so bad. I remember after my fifth divorce. OK folks OK time to get this meeting of the Haven Bay boosters underway now. Just so we can write down who is here. Barney was representing the bear pit Barney WATT You know I'm here Marshall you're lookin at me just acknowledge your presence verbal a Barney or this is going to take all night. All right here. No I don't know why Johnny day representing Haven Bay radio here. I can't stay too long. Miss toto says I've been spending too much time at these booster meetings when I should be at work at 7 o'clock in the evening. Haven Bay radio never sleeps Barney. Mr Odo's said when she bought the station that would be our new motto.

Well I think what will you shut up. All right. Sheesh what a grouch. Jack Smucker representing smokers One-Stop super shot. I change it back to plain old Smucker's grocery store in March or did you file that name change with the proper authorities check. Go Dang it Marshall what's new. You're twice as officious as usual. I'll tell you what's it me what it's item number one on the agenda. Shall I read it to you. Violations of animal ordinances number 3 3 1 be don't force me you're going to start writing me about as Mirelle again. You better start putting that Bruin on a leash Barney and toting a pooper scooper. No wait just a dad gum minute. Julie I didn't know they made pooper scoopers that we you guys get off as Mirelle is case in the first place she doesn't run at large because she can't run in the second place she's toilet training just don't go around messing up the streets. She's neat Now when we get down to something important like how we're going to bring some more bucks into this burg. That's easy. Get more tourists.

I don't see how we can convince anyone to come here but we gotta come up with something. If business doesn't get better soon I may have to shut down the bear pit. How to do it. Think. Think think think think or saying hey I'm a poet and you don't know it but your feet show it because they're Lomong Falla that see it. Poetry will hold a poetry festival Poetry Festival. Hey you not bad. We could have a dueling poets and poetry races so you can recite the fastest. We'll call it the jingle jam bery with a special competition to see who can make a rhyme for oranges and oranges. The evening was puss killer my lover boy was Musk you know none of that racy stuff Johnny this is a

clean town clean not obscene. I think you've gotten a slightly distorted idea better distorted them contorted better dish started them and supported. She retorted. Stop it. Drop it. If you are going to get serious about this I believe I'll leave. Now you're getting into this weighing of thing I am not. I'm telling you it won't attract visitors if you take this sophomoric attitude. Poetry is not the same as rhymes poetry is. Well it's high art. She's probably right but we could have an amateur segment. You know limericks and stuff. There once was a girl at the bear pit. Hey listen I'm just trying to think about this in a logical way. If you want to attract money we have to aim high. People with lots of discretionary income aren't interested in Limerick competitions or are OK.

It's a green we'll need to hire some serious poets to participate. Now let's set a budget. I got 79 cents here and a bunch of pennies at home and many Here's a dollar twenty that all I can spare. I'm flat busted. Well there's not a lot of money here but I'll see what I can do. I've always heard poets tend to be starving so maybe we'll find some good ones that were cheap if they were cheap they are good for our purposes. See what rhymes with purposes. How about surpluses. Well it's something to ponder till the next episode of destination Haven Bay. Why destination Haven Bay episode number four to be played to two thousand dollars

one. Way or no way with the current runway one more point. Never you like my wife my older daughter a rabid radio that the day will be over. Jimmy the newsboy is a familiar figure in Hollywood and since the scientist Dr. Benjamin good has become a reckless following his divorce. Jimmy is virtually the only visitors lab sub for good. Are you in here. It's me Doctor good Jimmy. I got a clerk for this month's newspaper Zand. Wow. Oh hi Jimmy.

What's the matter. I've never seen so many pictures of Elvis. And you know what. Oh nothing. I just never seen you dressed like. This. Oh it's a copy of the costume Elvis wore in one of his last tours. Do you like it. I guess so. Looks a little sexy to me. Sissy how could anything the king of rock'n'roll chose to wear ever be described as sissy. I don't know I'm just not used to seeing you in a white jumpsuit with gold brocade. You don't know anything about him. Well. I know he was a famous singer. It's about him all the time still. He wasn't just any singer to me. He was music incarnate. I heard some of the kids at school say that he isn't really dead you know that it's all a hoax. Well Jimmy a lot of people think that do you Doctor good.

I wish I could say I did Jimi. It would make life worth living again to know that Elvis might still be around somewhere that someday we might look forward to a new TV special or even a new Las Vegas stage show. But you know Jimmy's all my research indicates that he's really dead. What kind of research. Well mainly my work with the elf elf. What's that. Oh the Elvis Liberation Front. It's an electronic bulletin board that keeps all of us Elvis fans in constant touch want to see it. I access it through this computer. Here's the menu. See for example we can choose to see the latest sightings listings. Two more in Portland Oregon one in a goalless three home condo that's interesting. Hey look you're one in pelican. I'm going to ask Rosie about that what else is there on the bulletin board. Well there's

listings for people buying and selling Elvis memorabilia. That's where I got this jumpsuit. And then there is a section for personal messages. Let's see if I've got any one here from Edison and one from a Jan fakes and one from. That's interesting. They didn't leave a name. Can we listen to all. Sure. Let's see if a I k. Yes health is important to the entire state of Alaska. If we are to write marginal all fields into production those people in Juneau are always getting the wrong bulletin board. No I don't believe he's really a member of the Senate majority. Yeah. Why aren't they more entertaining. Let me try Edison's W A T. I'm in California and wanted to let you know that there's a rumor no mission is going to establish a Bakersfield network. The Nashville Network

did a few times this week in Bakersfield. I understand you had a hankering to look well I think there is a national trend will be easy Buck Owens who is a rival. That's what we're going to get her Cheerio going here. Wow do you think that's true Dr. good. I'm afraid it's just Addison sense of humor to me. Now let's see what this last one has to say. No name but it's coded. Bakersfield. I wonder if you'll tional Could it be. No it must be a trick. Someone's rubbing it in that Augusta lefty for that Wayne Newton impersonator. I'm certain this Elvis is gone. Scientists. What if it were true which is your soul wouldn't it be wonderful if the executing you really came back.

Now now don't get your hopes up. You see Jane on the other hand story. This isn't even today. And anything could happen. What do you want to hear more news and you know me I mean I have no cause to tell you what I really don't know you like us and you live with. One episode number funny of of destination Haven Bay to be played at twenty five hundred dollars

one. Way or no way apart from a want to one more point that you like my wife well over water or even radio that they didn't even pay over. Prospector backstrap Silverstein has decided to spend the winter in town. As always though finding a place to live in Haven Bay entails an effort. By her the county I am the mean rude manner Oh I thought that the real estate

agent was direct direct his rental unit. But this place it would seem like they were in the kitchen. A. Greasy grave danger that their very rude you later. Whatever vegetable bin looked like it came from both Paul Ind.. I didn't know wellmost could go places like that. Wal-Mart. Could feel on good Reinette Oh. Man I hope. This place is dirtier than a girlie magazine. And I don't know. Twelve hundred a month in a two year lease. Don't step on a rat. Manolo. Well at least we know they take pets. I don't know I always thought mobile home was to be the affordable way to enter the housing market but this place you couldn't get Mother Teresa the clay net refrigerator. Manner Oh. We've

been prospect in around here when baby ever since a locked kibbutz closed up. You know we had some pretty good times diggin in the old singin from the Glen Campbell Song Book Night round player in tough places him we remember that one rental downtown above the bear pit the one with the lava lamps newbuild The Partridge Family. That's right. That was a tough winter. We've never got a damage deposit back that time. We might atone. If you had a neat new painting. Yeah but I'd tell you ahead or they spend the rest of my life where Nice same kid underwear. In another ten minutes in this place. Bitch Get outta here. Thank you OK men don't.

Look like we fell through the floor. You must be a cavern and you need me like this man. Man knowing you are. There more more here than all the penicillin farms in the world put together. Rates gangs of emerald green mower like Kitty. What do you think. Children. Emeralds are more than questioned on everything. All under this old trailer park. This isn't a one that. This is one single. Or a movie. Look at this piece a rotten carpet bag. It could be worth a small fortune to a penicillin company. Christine. Beautiful. We get Manno we get. The order right. Yes. Yes yes. Yes.

Episode number six of destination Haven Bay to be played at $3000. Remember he co-owns the way we have apart from a one horse point seven

if you like of my with my plan over moderated radio doesn't behave that way. Home for. Only me. Would last me heard Spike Marlin had acquired the map to the legendary Egyptian crystal the star of Memphis and was going to become a pirate. We rejoined spike now Captain Marlin as he nears the end of his quest. To. Grow faster yes never no excuses for Pirates already obviously looking up at me from the slime where you belong you know unnatural fish bait and they have a gift for that but so are they men are grumbling and it feels outdoors. You're right my liver and lights what sort of a malformed shock whips are they. Take down the lash and. Remember there's no Nash laws on the

high seas. What's three days are on to the scum of the sea anyway. So far it's been raining Homer time. Sideways and Alfonse calf off the saw horse die and the hard contacts on and only got mice in mistake. Yeah soft son's Aussie cabbage. Yeah you can could get a grumble and headers Ph. Easy that is. That's right you had to cater razor clams wait here for me. But what shall we do you. Know the finer. Things. About what I am past. Sung's what can drop sondes said he won't know. Sixteen men on a dead man's chest. Oh not for not never none not one white. I've got one hard to teach a shout out to

say. Oh all right. Brawl lasted almost club right. Yes I'd better struck me a mapquest to catch me when I see you know. That's not head melting over there. And there's the beach and the Hyatt are good for a path to treasure cave leads right to this one here. This should be it. That fullbacks crap spent years looking for the spot. All they had to do was ask me. Never could do much with that trash can or so Marian but this Middle Kingdom stuff is easy to read when you know walls. Oh the curtain to the map. The Crystal should be your eight hundred of this natural rock.

Right out of the sun of us deep thought up. Their tears. Look at the size of that thing. Come to Paul. Just wrap it in this oil costs. The crew don't see it. Blow and flame got it at last. All the power all that for the. Moon Paul. All priests present and accounted for. Good. I hereby bring this monthly meeting of the temple of rock to order. You've all been given the minutes of the last meeting. What do you mean they way too much. That's what happens when you use granite tablets. Look just be patient in a few centuries

will invent paper and then you won't have to worry as your objection about the fish in the triangle meaning crap being too easily confused with the fish in the square. Meaning here by ordered was well taken. The scribe has been told to be more careful in the future now and has had his left hand chopped off in warning. If it happens again we'll have to think of something drastic under old business Necia for the committee has investigated your complaint that the annual inundation of the Nile pageant was to informally run and that it did not sufficiently convince the people that it was soley through our efforts that the waters receded once again. The committee's recommendations include a new jewelled front lid for the high priest and some lessons for the flute players. It's also suggested that the parade route from here in Memphis to Lux or be made more festive perhaps with the saffron strip painted down the middle of the road now under

new business. Didn't. I hear a voice in my head. The great rock wishes to speak with us. Hello. Great to know. Yes speaking yes. I'm sorry what was that you say the star of Memphis has been lost at Port Alexandria. Our garrison there was totally destroyed by Scythians. I see. I see. Well when can we expect the great crystal to be rediscovered. Not till the 20th century. I see. In other words we'd better learn to live without it. No you say great barge that travels through time will bring it back to us here in ancient Egypt. How long. Sixty four episodes. RA is great. RA is good. How long is that exactly. Hello. Hello Hello Hello operator. Sounds like long distance service has always been a problem. But our

problem now is just what will the pirates bike Marlen do with that crystal. Why just a nation Haven Bay episode 7 to be played at three thousand five hundred dollars one. Never know where the current runway one more point.

Never you like my wife my older daughter a rabid radio that the day would be over. Despite all the goings on in that place that we've been covering every day life still goes on in Haven but as the town prepares its newest tourist attraction we find sheriff marshall law visiting town grocer Chuck's marker. Oh Hi Marsha I just tried to phone you. I want to Konami chairs we need to run for the poets. That's why I'm here check. You see everything's running like clockwork. We rented the old loft. Johnny's been doing spots on the radio. Why he's got the bare feet all decorated. How do you decorate for a poet's jam or three. Candles in the caddy bottles and you know has more all that a lot of fun emptying into and we got to imagine all the leading poetry magazines Reader's Digest idealogy

even and highbrow ones like Saturday Evening Post. The only thing left is the plane tickets check. We got a big problem what with the airlines. Yeah I keep tellin ya. Someone not all but up and out a company to compete with state wide. They just take our business for granted. Not with the airlines smock or with the poets. I can't get any to come for the amount of money we can offer. And I thought they were all starving artists not any of the famous ones they've all got agents and when I told them about the poets Jan Marie regions all laughed at me and hung up. Well heck. What are we going to do. It's too late to cancel it now Marsha. People are coming in from all over for it. We'll have to think of something. Maybe late. I got an idea. You know my brother Buck's up in Anchorage these days. He was telling me about a poet he met up there. What was his name. Each time I think. Yeah that's right. Ralph Waldo yeast teaches at one of them junior

colleges. Is he any good. I would know but met him in some tavern. The only reason I remember. Buck told the story about how the guy ran up a huge bar tab and didn't have any money to pay for it. So at the end of the night he tries to tell the bartender yo read his poetry to pay off his drinks. And he climbs up on top of the bar and starts shouting verses at the top of his lungs. And. And watch what happened. But couldn't say. He left just as the cops were coming in. Not exactly the tone we're trying to set. But he sounds like he could use the money any poet in a storm. You know the buck on the phone and let's see if we can track this guy down. You're listening to Haven Bay Radio this is Johnny day in state news. Alaska's budget crisis took another punch in the nose today with the disappearance of

a second oil tanker off the coast of southeast Alaska. Officials say it's too soon to tell but they have not ruled out terrorist sabotage. Meanwhile in local news the ailing Haven Bay economy received a much needed kick in the pants this week with word of the discovery here of a huge deposit of mold by longtime Haven Bay resident and prospector backstrap Silverstein. Mr. Silverstein declined to speculate on the value of the fungus farm which was unearthed at the site of a trailer park buried in the great tsunami. It is estimated to be worth millions of dollars to medical labs were a wide Haven Bay radio has also learned that a new corporation calling itself pro pin. Owned by Mr Silverstein has bought the old pro pine plant on the outskirts of town and is refitting it for penicillin processing out a boy backstrap. Looks like your ship finally

came in. Let's just hope this doesn't start another mouth. I'll be back to take more of your calls after this. Have you been bored lately. Artistically stagnant. Can't wait six months for the winter Wagner festival and your annual cultural fix. Well have we got something for you. The Haven Bay boosters in association with Barney's bear pit lounge is proud to present. No. Is there any way he can be holy. That's right. Poor old reading a little. We come home to talk to lovers from around the world. It all happens done at the border beginning this Saturday. Here is today's most interesting poets in the setting of scenic splendor. And here the poets of tomorrow is in this Monday's boys reading class presented their first efforts own Thirty five of them. And of

course don't forget our special guest of honor. Don't get hold of the Panhandle route. Waldo East will be recitation races for the kiddies and her dad a special midnight limerick in white sneakers contest at Barney White's bear pit lounge co-sponsors of this year's first annual He will be. Sure. You don't miss it. It'll be cold you remember. This is episode number eight of destination Haven Bay to be played

at $4000. Never know where you live apart from where you want to point that you like my life where I don't want to read the radio that the whole world. Knows her guest of the world's great poets festival. But best of all I'm sure you will say is that poets jam in Haven Bay. I want to welcome you all to the first annual Haven Bay poets jabbering. It's a shame that the rain has kept so many from attending but will make up an enthusiasm

for lack of numbers. Right. Right right. Well then let me introduce our first poet for tonight. I am fern Bower is famous for her verbal paintings of nature's mood. Reading from some reviews of her work. I find the words heartwarming sincere. And really make me appreciate my fluffy. Miss Fern. Sunset. Over non-text comes. In the purple twilight. Of the deepening summer night. Crimson or arching the rays of the late sun stays the brilliant huge news will drive the morning to lose the sight sublime makes me think in right oh eternal time. Thank you. And now to our next poet Jeannie Hubert which is known the world over as the modern Robert Service. Over the years she has

mastered the authentic swing and spirit of the body of the north. Reviewers have stated. Made me think of Robert Service as a real swing. And since. Mr. Wood smells. Next to Chuck. I call this one waiting for the jet. I've spent a lot of time in waiting for the laggard. New and the old saloon and wondering where it's at. I start to wonder if it's wrecked. But then back. Up in the sky and by and by I'm standing on its deck. And once I mean it's a compliment. But then you see come in free and ready for my trip. Our next poet is for the last moment. She's noted for her free

verse and dramatic the modern style. Reviewers have written God Markland. And. I didn't understand OK man that's enough. This is a piece of. The slow learning time rapper's it's purple tentacles around my chest pain purple Tempest while the arcade and winds around your home picture overhead the purple haze through the greedy mirror consigning us to Don. Us against the outraged St.. We die as we live here day glow pink. Thank you Mr. love. Oh no wait there's more. I sure there is and I know we're delighted to hear that. But time runs on and I know you're all waiting for the special

guest of the show his first annual Haven Bay poets jam the meat known as the poet of the panhandle. He needs no further introduction. I give you rouse roundoff yeast. That. I'd like to begin with a poem that goes directly to the heart of the Alaskan experience. Two days without an egg not a cigarette. I stewed beans like a pro. Cup too chummy isn't. Too big. So over like frost on a rock. Man the best players the weirdest home I ever heard a real man wrote that home Barny someone tough yet sensitive to his innermost feelings while struggling with survival in the wilds of backwoods Alaska. White in front. Well I thought it was Bo hockey. I'll bet he's never even been camping and real men don't write poetry anyway. Just shows how much you know what. What about all this. He was all man and then some but

he knew how to reach down deep and find that part of the world could no one love fire above or below the waist. People rude remarks like that are going to cost you a visit from the health department of the bear pit tomorrow watch. I don't cotton any crass crudities about the King. You mean Elvis I don't know overthrow wilts. Without him this country would be like like a fish fry without the flail like like a six pack without MIKE Yeah. I pay 75 bucks to get this so-called horror story and all I can hear is you babbling about Elvis Presley $75 you musta bought that ticket when I said I guess a victory over this night is all right let me you know I always kind of like Maury Orbison you're better you know it's comfortable. The question is when will people start to do that Roy is still alive to my influence right. This is destination Haven Bay episode number nine to be played at

$4500. Remember the way we live apart from a want to harm point that you like my wife where I don't watch or read the radio. That behavior may hold her hate. Long time Haven Bay residents Tommy and Charlie used to work for pro-pot the Pine said company that shut down some time ago and backstops Silverstein discovered his penicillin 9 and decided to reopen the plant under the name pro Penn. It was logical that Tommy and Charlie would go to work for the new company. We joined them in the mine.

To me that stick Charlie the holes drilled I'm ready to set the charge yeah yeah but put your respirator on can't breathe through the damn thing. Besides I thought penicillin was supposed to be good for you. It is. Backstabs just worried will smother the pater it out in our nose hairs. All right here goes. OK. We are. Here. This could be an extra. Mr. Baxter we have given time he's been under hundreds of grams of fungus. He's in here Mr. Banks trip. Missing him out you bet on him. I hear him sneaking under there not wearing a respirator and dig him out and then out. Pine feather the environment. Yeah to your claim jumper. Let me see your note here. Just thought. Let's bring him up Johnny. Oh Mr. Baxter. Just. Now understand. My respirator was ripped off when that wall of mold crashed down

on me. Here I'll find it in prison. We'll give him another chance Mr. Banks trip. He's got a kid and four wives to feed. Oh right we do I get you with so much you just pour up you know credit rating if you bake. Now we get to fry boy. That geo biology survey found me arrived. Says here that vein of penicillin most printed out and terminate under that mess of all hampers and swells again in 12 be inside open not another other than its high grade Dami and there's a bonus for every gram of that exotics for you fine. Now get to it. Yes sir Mr. Banks trip. Oh by the way sir you knew propane head is great. Invent meantime you were wondering Lakey day you never saw a cap like it. That electron microscope shot of the mold spore with the happy face looks terrific with the propane embroidered on and even smells sort of molded me and dummy were wondering if there were any candidate Specialist Grant can

snip patch I got applicator thinking about sponsoring a bone thing next year. Then your odds get one in each camp. But now we gotta get the mold. By the way. There's more orders he got assigned and there was a phone call from some guy named Mayo in Rochester Minnesota. So thinking is all we can get statewide Airlines wants to know if you need any more flights to take care of tomorrow's shipments. Looks like propane is a growing concern boys again are no more and right away that he. Will own it is a bit out of it taste beds then there was a man here he said he was with a union or we didn't get any. Larry says I'll hug Jerry you're in again I'll bring him up. Our current brother the horse he when he told Mr. Baxter we told him just that and it's all the means I'ma do the same thing even if you were in a room donating good gear you fellers pay a decent wage.

Well now that you bring it up when you ungrateful puppy you get the best medical benefit package in the business. It's worth more than double your salary. I don't think all the penicillin we can use really gets the problem around here. Thinkin. I do you think it now. Head on over to 12 big and keep your eyes out for anything. Looks like a crystal. Crystal her. Act I mean Crystal more that get Crystal Mark shot one of them scientific magazine but the real good stuff. Now get your burning game light. Poor backstrap. Rich as he is he can't stop looking for that star of Memphis Crystal will stay too. Just a nation Haven Bay episode number 10 to be played at $5000.

Remember the common way we have apart from a one horse point that if you like my wife well over water and the radio that behavior may hold her had. Even been a Animal Control Ordinance is making life hard for Barney Watt and his pet bear as well as Don't tug so hard on the leash. DANG IT girl ass and the bird when you're broken this morning. Guess it's back to the anchor chain. Hey as long as we're here outside Edisons lab we might as well drop in and been good. I'm more than a little worried about him. First Augusta dumps him which he takes pretty hard. Then he starts this Elvis Liberation Front

and now he just holds up in Edisons workshop for days Army and I don't want my old buddy to wind up a Dr. Jekyll Hyde one short visit for me should shore up the sanity. I'm tired as morale that you have lost your hand again and I spent so much time tying up the bows on it. Nice and pretty. You know you're whiny. What a stroke of luck you're here just in time to witness a trial run of my newest and greatest invention. I mean you've finally perfected that and Joe read a boner. No no I'm talking about the most important device to have been created in man's history as a sentience being. It will completely change our entire perception of reality and the laws that govern it. What has been a mere daydream of science fiction writers for decades. Oh I have made concrete and practical. It is the keys to immortality and eternity and represents the last and

ultimate stage of our race's evolution. With it we become superhuman band. You mean at last a corkscrew that I can work. No Barney I guess I'll just have to show you. Darn it. And I was looking forward to that corkscrew Instead you waste your time on law and what is it. Is it a beauty Barney. Your looking at the world's first time machine. In the back of that old pickup truck. Is the pickup truck. At least the outer shell of the truck causes an amazing network of micro transistors and machinery that powers this vehicle not forwards or backwards in our Monday an every day reality but forwards or backwards in the extraordinary dimension of time. That's a good thing because it won't get far anywhere else with no wheel locks like that.

Ben I hate to sound picky. Couldn't you have gotten a classier look. I mean what with the rough patches and the faded upholstery not to mention old fuzzy dice or the dashboard. Never mind all that. I had to cut some corners towards the end but it is finished and fully operational or at least I think so and I'm just about ready to give it a test run. You mean travel back through time. Gosh Ed be great. You could see the famous moments in history the burning of Rome signing the Declaration of Independence the invention of the perfect dry martini the inauguration of Millard Fillmore. Oh. It's much too dangerous for someone from the president to go back into the past. You might cause catastrophic damage. What do you mean. Well for example what if you accidently killed your own grandfather when he was still a child. Well it would make my grandmother and rest of the family pretty happy. He's a meanest old coot who ever baited a long line. Yes but don't you see that you wouldn't exist anymore. Of course I would be a much happier man for it. Oh skip it

never discuss multi-dimensional Kronwall as you were the saloonkeeper anyhow. What I'm going to use it for is to bring a man from the past into the present. A man who is the answer to these troubled times a leader of man a great teacher one of the Select figures in world history who was truly all things to all men. You mean Millard Fillmore president. No you idiot. I bring back the king himself. I'm bringing back. A little bit. And you need professional help. You see I don't believe that he is still alive today. Unlike so many of my friends in the Elvis Liberation Front I have been to Graceland. I've seen his grave. Oh I have no doubt that he shuffled off his mortal coil up stumps and retired to the privilege and bought the farm joined the immortals as the favorite selection

on the giant jukebox in the sky. But if I could only talk with him get him to man his ways to just say no to the drugs and fast lifestyle. Maybe I could make a difference and get him exercising eating right. Let him know that real humans of people around the world care about him and want him alive today. Yes I'd better be on my way. Sure I could use my invention selfishly goback myself. Watch his induction into the army his concert in Hawaii find out what he was doing from the waist down on the Ed Sullivan Show. Maybe even get up part as an extra on Clambake or a change of Elvis. I'll find my own way out sang. But an invention like this must be used for the greater good of humanity. I know my mind's made up. I'll bring him to the present and keep him here until he promises to mend his ways in

Barney. Yeah if your going to help me together we're going to pack up Elvis you know into the future. Well I've always said I thought Elvis was living life in the past lane but time travel. How are we going to keep these episodes straight. It's us.