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Here it is! From deep inside your radio. From deep inside your radio. From deep inside your radio.
From deep inside your radio. From deep inside your radio. .
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. . . Ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to present let us try a ballad of the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers. We can help to make things grow. Help to make the waters flow.
To save our precious land. Let us try. Help you clean up all our waters. To try is to succeed. . . .
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. . . . They call him the doctor and he's got a special treatment for Whitey's full-wheel jive if anybody's gonna be called mr. Charlie it's gonna be King Payne You can't ask me out of this kingdom. This is the biggest March Washington is ever seen Dig this and dig it deep congressman Muldoon if there's gonna be snow in Washington It's gonna be black snow now. You take your business elsewhere white boy This would be a heck of a time for my feet that has hurt me King Payne when we gonna get out of this thing When we gonna go way to the mountain just to the the man won't let me honey. I'm in too deep If you want to get it together and see the brother who predicted the weather dress your mother up in leather and see King
Payne the critics agree. It's bad. I Want and I we apologize to you for that privately. I'm apologize on the air I went for going to a dark place and staying there and I'm sorry about that you didn't deserve it and I Um, I have made like you have made a New Year's resolution. I'm not gonna do that ever again. Okay, that's good. I Wish I could get rid of these blemishes Then maybe Jason would love me again these darn blemishes And I've got the big meeting first thing Monday Are those blemishes on our ballot sheet won't just go away Don't be so sure Hi, I'm Lance Armstrong with exciting news for anyone dealing with the nightmare of blemishes What would you say to something that promises to get rid of your blemishes whatever they are within 48 hours?
I know what I'd say absolutely And now it's here from the makers of a leave comes O'Prieve O'Prieve isn't a pillar a tablet Just apply some to the affected area for two successive nights and watch the blemishes disappear and the best news is It isn't a cream either O'Prieve is an internationally known regimen for erasing the most nagging blemishes as if by magic and the best news is It's not even magic what it is is a scientifically acknowledged preparation Developed in actual studios over almost five years Does it work? Forget about the years of exhaustive experiments just look at me Three months ago I couldn't appear on television for free now I'm a paid endorser and the best news is I'm not even Lance Armstrong I'm a professional actor so when blemishes threatened to ruin your life remember
Don't relieve don't reprieve O'Prieve Ask your doctor if the people who gave him golf clubs think O'Prieve is right for you Jason just gave me this ring I think it's his Great meeting Matt. Don't take me Thank O'Prieve O'Prieve is not recommended for use while operating machinery side effects include memory loss disorientation sudden death memory loss And I forget the other one always tell your doctor about other medications you're taking since he may get free golf clubs for those people too Use this producer directed Remember when a blemish is too big don't remove it O'Prieve it and Believe it's exhaustive experiments may not have occurred endorsements played for within kind services So ask your doctor why he plays golf and remember a blemish free life is just an O'Prieve away I Stand for certain values
I have a certain You know that I am what of you a brother in the tribe On issues be your trivial you know just where I stand Not just my own person I am my own I'm not just my own person I am my own friend My carry-off a special look But I'll share it just with you. I'm in a world of special thoughts that you can think them to Let's always
Connected you can have me close at hand I'm not just my own person I am my own friend I'm not just my own person I am my own friend I'm not just my own person I am my own friend I'm not just my own person I am my own friend I'm not just my own person I am my own friend It's a rocking way of being I'm developed through the years
My logo is a guide to pride wherever it appears You may never play an instrument but it's like you're in the band You don't need your own person you've got my own friend And maybe they will come a time when I jump the shark When you see my face on Cola cans or restaurants in the park But I'm bidding on my management if they screw me then they can't
We're not just my own person I am my own friend I know the world I know the world that you're really white they never guess what love you've been hiding I know the world that you're really white they never guess what love you've been hiding
I know the world that you're really white they never guess what love you've been hiding I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I know the world that you're really white they never guess what love you've been hiding I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning
I know the world that you're really white they never guess what love you've been hiding I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning
I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning
I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning
I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning
I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning
I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I know the way you always do for every bridge that you've been burning I think Harry might have gone over the line here
Series
Le Show
Episode
2013-01-20 Elements
Producing Organization
Century of Progress Productions
Contributing Organization
Century of Progress Productions (Santa Monica, California)
AAPB ID
cpb-aacip-1d9ff70734a
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Segment Description
1/20/13: 1. Ben Beep Open | 2. Sorry | 3. Bubble | 4. Warm | 5. Let Us Try | 6. Inspector General Theme | 7. Clean, Cheap and To Safe to Meter | 8. HARP | 9. We're Not Number One | 10. Dollar Bill Countdown | 11. Rupert Murdoch - Gall U A Liar | 12. Rupert Murdoch- I'm Sorry | 13. Rupert Murdoch - Stand The Embarassment | 14. Rupert Murdoch- Stand The Embarassment | 15. Kingpin - The Credibility Gap | 16. Joe Apology | 17. Lance Armstrong Opreve Spot | 18. I Am My Own Brand - Master | 19. Role Model Eq'd | 20. Used to Rule the World - Bonnie Raitt | 21. Obama- You Know I Tell The Truth | 22. Tom Jones - Home of the Homeless | 23. McCain - Harry Over The Line Here | 24. Obama - No TIme for Silliness
Broadcast Date
2013-01-20
Asset type
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Media type
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Duration
00:32:13.635
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Credits
Host: Shearer, Harry
Producing Organization: Century of Progress Productions
Writer: Shearer, Harry
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Century of Progress Productions
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Chicago: “Le Show; 2013-01-20 Elements,” 2013-01-20, Century of Progress Productions, American Archive of Public Broadcasting (GBH and the Library of Congress), Boston, MA and Washington, DC, accessed April 24, 2025, http://americanarchive.org/catalog/cpb-aacip-1d9ff70734a.
MLA: “Le Show; 2013-01-20 Elements.” 2013-01-20. Century of Progress Productions, American Archive of Public Broadcasting (GBH and the Library of Congress), Boston, MA and Washington, DC. Web. April 24, 2025. <http://americanarchive.org/catalog/cpb-aacip-1d9ff70734a>.
APA: Le Show; 2013-01-20 Elements. Boston, MA: Century of Progress Productions, American Archive of Public Broadcasting (GBH and the Library of Congress), Boston, MA and Washington, DC. Retrieved from http://americanarchive.org/catalog/cpb-aacip-1d9ff70734a