ZOOM, Series I; 101

. . . . . . Screams Come on, it's zoom, zoom, zoom, I'll zoom. You gotta zoom, zoom, zoom, I'll zoom. Everybody's doing it, everybody's moving it Everybody's having a ball, yeah

So won't you zoom, zoom, zoom-a-zoom Come on in, zoom-a-zoom-a-zoom-a-zoom I'm Joe I'm Nina I'm Kenny My name's Tracy I'm Tommy I'm Nancy. Oh, I'm John. Who are you? What do you do? How are you? Let's hear from you. We need you. We're gonna zoom, zoom, zoom-a-zoom. Come on in, zoom-a-zoom-a-zoom. Come on, give it a try. We're gonna show you just why. We're gonna teach you to fly high.

Come on and jump, jump, jump. Come on and jump, jump. Come on and jump, jump. Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, Buttons, buttons, buttons all down her back, back, back. She cannot read, read, read. She cannot write, write, write. But she can't smoke, smoke, smoke. Her father's pipe, pipe, pipe. She asked her mother, mother, mother, full of fifty cents, cents, time to see the elephant, elephant,

trouble with a fence, fence fence. Did you get that? So much! Cha-cha-cha! Zoom! Good evening. Each week at this time, Zoom brings you a story or play sent in by one of our viewers. This week, Miss Donna Moore of Newton, Massachusetts, has sent in a gripping, exciting story called Riddles. Riddles by Donna Moore The next day, Gladys called Miss Truitt.

Miss Truitt's number was 238-3000. Hello, this is the Berwyn's residence. Hi, Joan. How would you like to hear a riddle? Said Gladys. Well, okay, but just for a few minutes. Said Miss Truitt. Who has gray hair and don't know her name? Said Gladys. Who? Replied Miss Truitt. You. Said Gladys. Me? Oh, well, now I'll give you a riddle. Who has grayish, blackish, whitish hair? Who? said Gladys. You and I don't have grayish, blackish, whitish hair. Goodbye, and that's for a fact. And she hung up. This is a very confusing story, but with such dramatical emotions that we could not fail to bring it to you. That night, as Miss Stewart and John were going to bed... Hon, said John in a rather mean voice. Yes, said Miss Truitt. Oh, Joan, I just got the phone bill, and it's $491. Explain why you were on the phone.

Why? said John. Well, Gladys was on the phone, too, she said. Who is Gladys? He said. Gladys Travers, the lady with the grayish, blackish, whiteish hair. She said. Well, you just tell her to stay off la phone, said John. What does la mean? She asked. It means the in French, he said. But you're English, she said. So? Said he. You may be confused as to why Miss Stewart is living with Mr. John Barron's, but they are legally married. Before Mr. Barron's went to bed, he called Gladys. He called 995-3126. Hello, Felix Travis here. Who's speaking? Hello, Felix. This is John Berriens. Let me speak to Gladys. Yeah, Gladys here.

Hello, Gladys. Give me $491. Well, I'll try. But why? Said Gladys. Because you're a grayish, blackish, whitish-haired lady. Goodbye, he said. And then he went and put on his doggy pajamas. If you do happen to notice a resemblance between myself and one of the characters, well, can't really be helped. The next morning, John went to the Travis house. Hi, Felix. Hand over the money. Felix was Gladys' husband. I have the $400 and whatever money here. Have it in good health, said Felix. Felix! Next morning, John went to the Travis house. Hi, Felix. Hand over the money. Felix was Gladys' husband. I have the $400 and whatever money here.

Have it in good health, said Felix. Felix, is this money from Monopoly, said John. Of course it is, said Felix. Is this some kind of a joke, said John. No, it is a riddle, said Felix. The next day, they gave real money to the phone company, and the whole thing was cleared up. 0-2-1-3-4. Thank you. Where do you send your plays? Send them to Zoom. Z-double-O-M-Fox-3-5-O Boston has 0-2-1-3-4. And now a Zoom movie sent in by Nicky Ladani of Lexington, Massachusetts.

I'm Nicky Ladani, and this film was produced by Nicky Ladani, animated by Nicky Ladani, filmed by Nicky Ladani, and I was supposed to be singing, but I changed my mind. Let's go. I don't know. The End

If you have a movie that you think is good, send it to Zoom. It could be on TV for the whole country to see. Write Zoom, Box 350, Boston, Mass, 02134. Let's go. Let's go.

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Write to Zoom in Box 350, Boston, and I'll send you some instructions on how to do it. Whenever you write to Zoom, you get a Zoom card. Want to know what a Zoom card looks like? Write Zoom. C-double-O-M, Box 350, Boston, Pass 4213-4. Here's the weather report for all you abidubbians out there, presented in your native tongue. Say you wake up in the middle of the night, you got an idea that's out of sight.

So you jump out of bed, look around your room. You gotta write it down and send it to Zoom. Or say you've just seen something on this show or someone cool just gotta know. Write it all down, don't make a mess. And don't forget your name and address. Include a stamp so we can drop you a card and dip your note in a bucket of lard. Joe doesn't know what he's talking about. You put it in an envelope without a doubt. Then take your typewriter, pencil or pen And if you make a mistake, you gotta do it again Right, zoom, C-double-O-M, box three-five-O Boston, that's O-2-1-3-4 Let's try Mary Mac like this Oh, Mary Mac, Mac, Mac All dressed in black, black, black

With silver buttons, buttons, buttons All down her back, back, back She cannot read, read, read She cannot write, write, write But she can smoke, smoke, smoke Her mother's pie, pie, pie She asked her mother, mother, mother Fifteen cents, cents, cents To see the elephant, elephant, elephant come over the fence, fence, fence. She jumped so high, high, high, then reached the sky, sky, sky, and never came back, back, back, till 4th July, high, high, high, high. Let's do it again. Oh, Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dead stayed black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back, back. She cannot read, read, read, she cannot write, write, back, but she can't smoke, smoke, smoke, her daddy's fight, fight. she asked her mother, mother! for fifty cents, cent, cent

she spooked on a faun fuf help at when she flies she jogged so high, high, high and she reached star-star-star and applied to the border Intel joy, joy, joy... The story is The 1980s and now back to Zoom! When I used to go to the hospital and get these shots, all of a sudden, I say, Mom, help! I see the doctor, like, taking a needle out of the drawer. Now this one hurt a bit. This will hurt me more because of you. That's what the doctor said. Now this won't hurt a bit. So he sharpens his needle. That's what I hate. And every time I go to the doctor now, I always ask the nurse, am I going to get a needle? I'm just scared of the doctors now, because every time I go in there, I say to the nurse, am I going to get a needle? Am I going to get a needle?

It matters what do you have. If you have something around with you, of course you're going to get a needle. I say, God, please don't make me have nothing around with me. I remember when I was in my... I know I don't remember, but in this thing about a year ago, And it's really weird, because I was semi-unconscious. Semi-conscious, whatever it is. And all I can see is, is he all right? Yeah, he's okay. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. And the next thing I know is I'm in this hospital, and I can't move my arm, and I go paralyzed. Hey, Dad. I feel it's yuck on my face. And the guy says, don't touch your face. And it's bleeding. My face is bleeding, I said. I know, he said. There's gloss in your face, he said. And then I fainted again.

And it was, it's really weird because when you fall down and you don't feel anything, you know something's wrong. I remember one time when I was, something happened to my, you know, I was unconscious and then I wake up and there's my mother, my father, my sister, my brother, my brother, my other brother, over on the side and I'm like this. And they're just staring at me like, what happened, what happened? And they have big faces and long faces and skinny. It's kind of weird. Well one day in arts and crafts there were all these really bad fumes and like a spray paint and all the stuff and I fainted and all you can see is like I saw a whole bunch of cars on this colored highway and then you know you wake up and you can't for a minute you can't see and you look around you know and then everybody's staring at you and it's really frightening because you look up you know you're just waking up and you look up and all these faces come at you. it's really weird again but usually like um when i when i feel something strange in my back when

there's a pain when i go to the doctor i get so scared that it goes away and that's happened to me so many times when i got this i think that's cute then the doctor says i don't see anything wrong with you five dollars please no one time when i was little i was over one of my friends Since I was in, let me see what happened. I saw this cat was up on the banister. This was on the third floor. It was up on the banister, and the banister was real small. So I ran to get the cat, and I tripped over the banister and fell all the way down. And I kept my leg here, all the way down. Didn't feel a thing, but when I got up, the blood comes rushing around. I hate when I cry. That's what I hate. That's what I hate when you're walking down this, like, all of a sudden, you're walking and you see something that happens real sad, and then you're walking, all of a sudden, a teardrop. One, ready for this zoom?

One, two, three! Zoom! Once there was a man who had troubles of his own He had a yellow cat that wouldn't leave his home He tried and he tried to give the cat away He gave it to a man going far, far away But the cat came back the very next day The cat came back, they thought it wasn't fun But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away The man around the corners would shoot the cat on sight He loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite He waited and he waited for the cat to come around

Ninety-seven pieces of the man is all been found The cat came back the very next day The cat came back They thought he wasn't on it, but the cat came back He just wouldn't say it'd be He gave it to a man going up in a balloon He told him to take him to the valley The valley of the valley The valley was a way Where the valley is now We're not going to stay But the jack came back The very next day The very next day The county wasn't going to run

The county came back He just wouldn't stay away He just wouldn't stay away Hey! What did the man try next? I don't know. Maybe somebody watching knows. That's a good idea. Listen, if anybody knows any other way, the man tried to get rid of the cat. Write Zoom and tell us. And then we'll tell everyone else. Hey, look out. Here comes that cat again. Say you wake up in the middle of the night, you got an idea that's out of sight. So you jump out of bed, look around your room, you gotta write it down, and send it to Zoom. Or say you've just seen something on this show, or someone cool you just gotta know. Write it all down, don't make the mess, and don't forget your name and address.

Include a stamp so we can drop you a card. Then dip your note in a bucket of lard. Joe doesn't know what he's talking about. You put it in an envelope without a doubt. Then take your typewriter, pencil, or pen. And if you make a mistake, you gotta do it again. Write Zoom, C-double-O-M, box three-five-O. Boston, that's O-2-1-3-4. We're gonna zoom, zoom, zooma, zoom Come on and zoom, zooma, zooma, zoom Come on, give it a try We're gonna show you just what We're gonna teach you to fly, hi Come on and zoom, come on and zoom, jump Come on and zoom, come on and zoom We'll be right back.